Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The man broke his silence today with the most incoherent butchering of various theories while never answering his initial question.
Utter gibberish. He sure is obsessed with a theory that has been proven false for literally decades. The math says a big crunch is not possible, to say nothing of the fact such an 'infinite cycle' would violate the law of entropy in a pretty big way
 
Lucas has broken his day long silence.

Something libtards not dating him? Crazy hair and everything.

I think he starts off trying to do a mocking voice, but gives up after a word. Boring retarded politics sperging. Hair is getting crazier.

Closer angle. Apparently the Virgin Mary was 12, who knew. There's a spiel about gay in the rambling, so I think he's having the homo thoughts again.

Back on the patio. Apparently men are just as empathetic than women, LOL. (He's saying empathic, but he means empathetic since he's a tard.)
 
Back on the patio. Apparently men are just as empathetic than women, LOL. (He's saying empathic, but he means empathetic since he's a tard.)
An all-time great in terms of thumbnails, imo. How are little girls zoomers resisting this?
 

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Lucas has broken his day long silence.

Something libtards not dating him? Crazy hair and everything.

I think he starts off trying to do a mocking voice, but gives up after a word. Boring retarded politics sperging. Hair is getting crazier.

Closer angle. Apparently the Virgin Mary was 12, who knew. There's a spiel about gay in the rambling, so I think he's having the homo thoughts again.

Back on the patio. Apparently men are just as empathetic than women, LOL. (He's saying empathic, but he means empathetic since he's a tard.)
LOL lucas showed how much of a hypocrite he is again. He literally called leftwing troons cultists for saying if you don't fuck a trans person you're a bigot, when he's the one who constantly claims if you won't fuck a welfare hobo living in a nursing home you're a bigot because socialism. By his own logic he's in his own cult

He sure does love to project. and that thumbnail looks like that ds9 episode where sisko is back in the 50s and loses his shit because racism and starts ranting about how ds9 exists because its in his mind and he created it. Looked like lucas was about to do the same thing and start screeching about maga and greybeards

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I'm not going to tell you what not to do unless you're in my territory then it might be a problem he says. With that attitude its no wonder the other hobos assaulted him multiple times. Remember all those times he randomly had black eyes that he refused to acknowledge or explain

I did the math he says, while forgetting he failed remedial high school math at least three times that we know of (twice in college and at least once in high school)

No lucas, you're repeating shit that you read and not even repeating it correctly, not to mention you're adding in nonsense constantly, including shit that has been proven wrong
 
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Lucas is posting nonsense again:

This coming from the same pedo creep who demanded @Jeremiah the Bullfrog 'reach across the aisle' and cooperate with him to get him out of trouble when he realized how close he was to a bad situation with the cops during the LA saga
I'm really curious where he gets his "news" from. It's obviously a tier lower than the title of an r/all Reddit thread, and he doesn't understand the shit he's reading in the first place. Yeah, he's always a million miles off from whatever's in the news cycle, but he definitely follows the news cycle in some form or fashion.

Moo moo moo. Trickle down economics. Rich people. He needs to get back to anything besides politics or economics.

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Moo moo moo. Rich people bad. Moo moo moo. Send him to Pakistan, Venezuela, or some other shithole and let him experience poverty for all of 10 minutes before he's dead.

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Moo moo moo. Moo moo? Moo moo moo! Moo moo.
 
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I'm really curious where he gets his "news" from. It's obviously a tier lower than the title of an r/all Reddit thread, and he doesn't understand the shit he's reading in the first place. Yeah, he's always a million miles off from whatever's in the news cycle, but he definitely follows the news cycle in some form or fashion.

Moo moo moo. Trickle down economics. Rich people. He needs to get back to anything besides politics or economics.

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Moo moo moo. Rich people bad. Moo moo moo. Send him to Pakistan, Venezuela, or some other shithole and let him experience poverty for all of 10 minutes before he's dead.

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Moo moo moo. Moo moo? Moo moo moo! Moo moo.
Olive branch to Republicans, eh? No. In fact, Lucas has made videos contradicting that. He talks about how Republicans or Trump voters still want to be friends with non Republicans and Lucas says "no, you can't be friends with Republicans".
 
Olive branch to Republicans, eh? No. In fact, Lucas has made videos contradicting that. He talks about how Republicans or Trump voters still want to be friends with non Republicans and Lucas says "no, you can't be friends with Republicans".
He also keeps on trying to scare them with threats of this so-called impending revolution. It's funny watching this cow flipflop so frequently. Just shows that he's got no conviction and he's too retarded to remember what his opinions were only a few weeks ago.
 
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I'm really curious where he gets his "news" from. It's obviously a tier lower than the title of an r/all Reddit thread, and he doesn't understand the shit he's reading in the first place. Yeah, he's always a million miles off from whatever's in the news cycle, but he definitely follows the news cycle in some form or fashion.

Moo moo moo. Trickle down economics. Rich people. He needs to get back to anything besides politics or economics.

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Moo moo moo. Rich people bad. Moo moo moo. Send him to Pakistan, Venezuela, or some other shithole and let him experience poverty for all of 10 minutes before he's dead.

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Moo moo moo. Moo moo? Moo moo moo! Moo moo.
The electoral college was formed for states rights during slavery

Nigger what?! I know lucas is an idiot who has no understanding of history or how the government works but holy shit was that a stupid statement. He clearly doesn't even understand what the electoral college is nor its purpose

He's still reeeing about the nonsense he made up about 12 year old mary getting fucked and having jesus. Where the fuck did he even get that nonsense

He sure is doing alot of projecting there, especially considering he has admitted to being a pedo himself multiple times, publicly

More nonsense
 
The electoral college was formed for states rights during slavery

Nigger what?! I know lucas is an idiot who has no understanding of history or how the government works but holy shit was that a stupid statement. He clearly doesn't even understand what the electoral college is nor its purpose

He's still reeeing about the nonsense he made up about 12 year old mary getting fucked and having jesus. Where the fuck did he even get that nonsense

He sure is doing alot of projecting there, especially considering he has admitted to being a pedo himself multiple times, publicly

More nonsense
If someone had no prior context, Lucas is coming off as the most stereotypical schozofrenic yelling in the streets imaginable. Seriously, he's like a NPC in GTA 5.

I'm still amazed he manages to desync the video and audio.

He's just too retarded for this world.

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"Redistbooting" because he can't pronounce words with more than 2 syllables.

He's describing how the US needs to become a democratic republic, then somehow apply his retard economic principles to the world. Capitalism is apparently a form of government, BTW. He ends it off with "smart business sense". The mad money genius, Lucas Werner, everyone.

There's like 3 times where it looks like he's about to end the video, but then spergs out some more. I'm not sure if he's scrolling through notes or trying to play it cool when he fucks up trying to end the video.
 
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Now I'm a mere PhD not a dr. nigga. But I kinda remember hand over heart... For the REPUBLIC... for which it stands. Line in the Pledge. Every day at school.... the school I didn't fail out of.

His entire economic idea is "give me things". Not even in a socialist way, or poor or greedy way. He legit has so much ego he thinks all things (esp female children) should be his.

He's all talk, Lucas come to my house, take one of my 4 cars. Try it. You're dying in a rest home for retards, you have MRSA you need kidney scrubbing because you're so fat. This idea you're Che' 2.0 is comical. You're a fat lazy spoiled gay man.
 
LOL. After a solid 30 seconds making sure everyone knows he's the arbiter of science, he wants to ask dumb questions about the gay. I'm pretty sure MtF trannies have been playing some tricks on him as of late.

Rofl. Look at his shit eating grin at the end.

If Lucas were the big-brained science thinker he was in an earlier video, he'd ask "where did the matter come then?", which would lead to more and more questions. But he's not. He's just a homeless schozofrenic with a hankerin' for telomeres.
 
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If someone had no prior context, Lucas is coming off as the most stereotypical schozofrenic yelling in the streets imaginable. Seriously, he's like a NPC in GTA 5.

I'm still amazed he manages to desync the video and audio.

He's just too retarded for this world.

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"Redistbooting" because he can't pronounce words with more than 2 syllables.

He's describing how the US needs to become a democratic republic, then somehow apply his retard economic principles to the world. Capitalism is apparently a form of government, BTW. He ends it off with "smart business sense". The mad money genius, Lucas Werner, everyone.

There's like 3 times where it looks like he's about to end the video, but then spergs out some more. I'm not sure if he's scrolling through notes or trying to play it cool when he fucks up trying to end the video.
You would need a block leader for each neighborhood huh lucas. So in other words your 'direct democracy' operates literally the same way the nazi party system worked? You want to be the blockleiter for mallon place I take it? Apparently lucas isn't aware what happened to most of those people when everyone else finally had the opportunity to get their hands on them.

and I like how he does the nonsensical math for how much money each american would get if they just took every US dollar in circulation and just divided it up between them, without taking into account that would instantly cause the economy and government to collapse as no business would have the funding to operate and the government wouldn't be instantly bankrupt. The military would collapse overnight as would the government and all trade. It would be utter chaos. His thought process is below the average elementary school student on that one. Even they would ask how the country is supposed to run without money. But lucas doesn't think about that or care as long as he got his 375k. I'd say he'd blow it in record time buying weed, alcohol and clinkerdaggers but that would require the liquor stores, restaurants and weed shops not to have shut down cause of the collapse of the country after dividing the money up like that. The shit he's asking for would make the insane economic situation of weimar germany look good by comparison. Though lucas trying to push a wheelbarrow full of money down the street to pay for a single steak at clinkerdaggers would be a hilarious sight

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LOL. After a solid 30 seconds making sure everyone knows he's the arbiter of science, he wants to ask dumb questions about the gay. I'm pretty sure MtF trannies have been playing some tricks on him as of late.
Lucas clearly doesn't understand the whole concept behind grooming kids or how it works, which is ironic considering he himself has a history of trying to groom teens at least as young as 15

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Rofl. Look at his shit eating grin at the end.
Hitler did not impose a bunch of tariffs and the nazi government expanded on essential programs and massively raised quality of life in germany prior to the war. To the point they provided guaranteed job security (it was literally illegal to fire anyone without significant cause and government approval), good vacations and facilitated the ability of every family to buy a car. That last part was fucked up by the shift to war production but the point is they did start such a program. and those 'deportations' were entirely different. Trump is sending foreign nationals who are literally in the country illegally back to their home country, not sending them to fucking treblinka. and what federal judges did hitler ignore exactly? The german system did not work like the US one

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If Lucas were the big-brained science thinker he was in an earlier video, he'd ask "where did the matter come then?", which would lead to more and more questions. But he's not. He's just a homeless schozofrenic with a hankerin' for telomeres.
Yet again he's repeating his misunderstanding of the laws of physics. Matter and energy absolutely can be created and destroyed, just not under normal circumstances. They both had to have been created by some process at some point to exist at all, and the laws of physics are quite clear that both will eventually cease to exist. Particularly in a heat death of the universe situation. He likes to preach his supposed understanding of physics as some kind of gotcha against religion but keeps leaving out the whole entropy thing

Explain entropy lucas
 
Lucas was a busy boy last night. All of the videos share the theme of "women would date me if XYZ". Let's disregard the fact that women don't talk to him; he believes women won't date him due to singular characteristics. Along with his very poor understanding of those characteristics and how they apply to him, it's about a million other characteristics he's unaware of and how they mesh together.

 
The man broke his silence today with the most incoherent butchering of various theories while never answering his initial question.

This man sounds like he's reiterating during a hangover. Hell, I've done better presentations at college with a hangover.

Believe it or not; once upon a time ago, I hoped he would come back in the second half and prove everyone wrong.

This nigga has put ZERO effort into self improvement since I started reading his thread in spring of 2021. I pray for his soul, it's too late for his brain.
 
This man sounds like he's reiterating during a hangover. Hell, I've done better presentations at college with a hangover.
It's typically a trademark of someone who has no idea WTF they're talking about. Lucas manages to do it within single ramblings as well as years of ramblings.
Believe it or not; once upon a time ago, I hoped he would come back in the second half and prove everyone wrong.
Lucas has no chance until he's involuntarily committed. Even then, that's only because he'd be in a heavily orchestrated and controlled environment. His brain is legitimately broken.
This nigga has put ZERO effort into self improvement since I started reading his thread in spring of 2021. I pray for his soul, it's too late for his brain.
That's not true. He's wearing glasses now. AND he had a job at Walmart for a month.

Interesting choice of video. It's not liberals or Trumpanzees that think he's a moron. It's anyone with a functional life. And it's not that people hate him. He's a morbid curiosity to 99.9% of the people who know he exists. He absolutely must categorize people into labels, and moo about how those arbitrary labels hate him because he can't fathom why anyone wouldn't prepare their asshole for fisting for Myrna's special boy.

Seems like he's in a room with other people and didn't want to speak too loudly. The fact he deemed it necessary to produce the video is hilarious.
 
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