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That last video was deleted by the cow, Lucas Werner. Hopefully, someone grabbed it first. We need it for archival purposes.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Gay. Is there a feasible way to do it over mobile? The good news is, it was effectively the first 20 seconds of this video, just with a black screen and muffled voice.
Lucas: "People are allowed to have opinions."
Also Lucas: "Moo moo moo. If you don't date me for any reason, you're an *icst bigot. Moo moo moo."
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WonderWino
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So, lucas's stepdad randomly popped up in a people you may now fb thing so out of boredom and wondering if maybe he'd posted anything lucas related I took a look at his profile
He didn't appear to have anything lucas related on there, though he is listed as a friend of lucas, probably to keep tabs on shit he says online. But....this did catch my attention:
Given the date I assume this was a halloween costume, but still, take the context out of that and it looks like he fucking trooned out. Next time lucas decides to reeee about troons one of his usual catfish should send him that pic and claim lucas is only spazzing about troons cause his stepdad is one and it exposed lucas's bigotry. He'd wig right the fuck out and no doubt post a bunch of bizarre videos trying to explain how he totally isn't a bigot and how his stepdad totally isn't a troon.....either that or he'd be too stupid to realize it was a costume and actually make videos supporting his 'transition' and go into some typical wern style bs spiel about how the whole family supported his trooning out except his republican brother and make it blatantly obvious he made the whole thing up to try to look good
Also the fact larry looks eerily like the guy who played general martok weirds me the fuck out, especially dressed like that
He didn't appear to have anything lucas related on there, though he is listed as a friend of lucas, probably to keep tabs on shit he says online. But....this did catch my attention:
Given the date I assume this was a halloween costume, but still, take the context out of that and it looks like he fucking trooned out. Next time lucas decides to reeee about troons one of his usual catfish should send him that pic and claim lucas is only spazzing about troons cause his stepdad is one and it exposed lucas's bigotry. He'd wig right the fuck out and no doubt post a bunch of bizarre videos trying to explain how he totally isn't a bigot and how his stepdad totally isn't a troon.....either that or he'd be too stupid to realize it was a costume and actually make videos supporting his 'transition' and go into some typical wern style bs spiel about how the whole family supported his trooning out except his republican brother and make it blatantly obvious he made the whole thing up to try to look good
Also the fact larry looks eerily like the guy who played general martok weirds me the fuck out, especially dressed like that
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Is that the girl at Mallon he's been mooing about? 
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I'm not even sure how to describe the level of thinking Lucas operates at. Not strategic. Not tactical. Not operational. MAYBE instinctual? Apparently there's a taxonomy, but I'd be hard-pressed to put him at level 1. He'll occasionally say words but he hasn't a clue what they actually mean. Like, how would you define "Recalling Information"? He recalls things poorly and apply them incorrectly. WTF is level 0?
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WonderWino
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He's praising a speech he didn't even watch
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I like how he specifically says "not figuratively, literally". I'm als beginning to suspect he doesn't know what a direct democracy is.
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Please tell me somebody archived the Hey Baby Zoom video, because I’m trying to show my wife and google gives me jack fucking shit. I could’ve swore somebody posted it just a couple months ago. I’m searching in thread, but all I see are deleted videos.
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This sounds like a really autistic version of representative democracy.
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Lucas is STILL mad about Chad MEGA (John because Lucas can't not rat on people)
There's something extra funny Lucas simping for Booker. A known gay predator. A man who uses his position of power to abuse men sexually. I don't think I need to explain why Lucas likes Corey crotch grabs. But it definitely stands out the whole he's a Feggit issue more. At least Harvey touched girls. Who's Lucas drooling over.... He didn't even watch any of the speech haha.
This has been months. He's lived in a rage filled bubble for half a year over a literal retarded girl who by all logical thoughts might not even be dating she's just rightfully scared of Lucas.
He's back on he wants kids. I know I've said it before he side steps why he should have his gf even if the science is true and it's proven not to be. Lucas has half a decade at most to leech of the tax payer a full decade if he tried taking care of himself thanks to his mom we know it's true he's actively dying.
I wonder if Lucas is actually able to grasp this. I can see him getting the news and either getting violent, crying, or embracing his mental illness and think "I'll just get a transplant" as if it's easy. At this point I think it's probably the last until it's explained that he's not worthy of the list that's very long and it's not just slap new organs in.
For a I heckin love science guy Lucas is woefully uninformed about every topic.
Him hearing your death is soon and it's your fault. Does fatty even have the energy to take a swing at the doctor?
I won't sperg about the economy too much but look at expiring notes and also ending QE. If anything this stock pull back could even be viewed as rich boys need the money or we all lose. Not saying it is my POV but, I see complexity of an issue I don't just steal my actual retarded moms facebook posts for economic theory. A self appointment nigga Dr is well above my mere PhD in the field.
I am glad he's been seething for over half a year for a fat old nursing home girl but I miss the basic schizo stuff tired of his bigotry rants. Because he's the one saying everyone else needs to die.
Id like to hear why Lucas feels the state should pay when his parents won't and are rich. With that logic I should get food stamps because I pay a ton in taxes. But if he heard a rich guy was getting them his tone of socialism would drop.
Lucas is absolutely scared of hell it's interesting he's not taken the stereotype of screaming street preacher esp since we know another deep seeded fear of Lucas he refused to admit but has been caught about is his homosexuality. Lucas could be the perfect "steal from your church plate fuck alter boys and yell about fire and brimstone " that he says every christian is.
I mean how many Catholic jokes do we make about the abusers in it? (Lucas and society ignoring Muslim and Jews tend to do it moreb factor of exponents to Lucas that means a lot) he's not bright but he knows who's socially acceptable to attack and turn the other cheek vs death to blasphemy.
He did throw shade at the profit (pbuh) I'm hoping for some glass tappers to accuse him of being a hyper Zionist like Trump and the return of SS aryan Uberhiesssprecht Herr Von Feggit Werner.
Lucas is doing that peak inc stuff with his rants (ever noice the 100% crossover of autism and incels?) grouping people by some metric. In Lucas point he's using politic and age. By his idea the only good women are socialist girls who are young. Now he's open against any other view is wrong and bad. Yet he has slipped he'd date you if you will provide, example he's convert to Christian for a good trade wife his words
So this small sub sect of girls he feels are right on everything, are 100% wrong on love. Brainwashed he claims Why would there be this brain washing? Who's to gain? By Lucas own claims and seething a toothless jobless fat loser in the same retard home has a girl. So it's not "ism" it's just like all uncles they are unlovable freaks.
Work paid for us to get nice drinks from the local coffee house. And I almost lost half my delish espresso tonic with that Larry Pic.
Imma actually go with what @wonder wino said and it's harmless fun. But in this day and age shit like that can cost you a job etc.
I'm all for some ween to gas light Lucas with this that Larry is a huge MAGA dude and he's mocking trannies or he trooned out and Myrna has to fuck him with a strap on. Either or, he'd chimp out. He's going to be your new mommy since Myrna is dying Lukey. Lol. Those mommy issues you have a certain Greek complex... larry... Lorine could pipe you good. Two birds with one stone as he uses your colon as a discount fleshlite.
Larry has a really bad life and he signed up for it so I can't pity him too much but unless you're throwing puppies into a wood chipper no one deserves the Wern and his drooler freak pedo shield Mom. Glad Larry had a good time for once until he applies a Smith and Wesson to his done to escape the hell he signed up for .
There's something extra funny Lucas simping for Booker. A known gay predator. A man who uses his position of power to abuse men sexually. I don't think I need to explain why Lucas likes Corey crotch grabs. But it definitely stands out the whole he's a Feggit issue more. At least Harvey touched girls. Who's Lucas drooling over.... He didn't even watch any of the speech haha.
This has been months. He's lived in a rage filled bubble for half a year over a literal retarded girl who by all logical thoughts might not even be dating she's just rightfully scared of Lucas.
He's back on he wants kids. I know I've said it before he side steps why he should have his gf even if the science is true and it's proven not to be. Lucas has half a decade at most to leech of the tax payer a full decade if he tried taking care of himself thanks to his mom we know it's true he's actively dying.
I wonder if Lucas is actually able to grasp this. I can see him getting the news and either getting violent, crying, or embracing his mental illness and think "I'll just get a transplant" as if it's easy. At this point I think it's probably the last until it's explained that he's not worthy of the list that's very long and it's not just slap new organs in.
For a I heckin love science guy Lucas is woefully uninformed about every topic.
Him hearing your death is soon and it's your fault. Does fatty even have the energy to take a swing at the doctor?
I won't sperg about the economy too much but look at expiring notes and also ending QE. If anything this stock pull back could even be viewed as rich boys need the money or we all lose. Not saying it is my POV but, I see complexity of an issue I don't just steal my actual retarded moms facebook posts for economic theory. A self appointment nigga Dr is well above my mere PhD in the field.
I am glad he's been seething for over half a year for a fat old nursing home girl but I miss the basic schizo stuff tired of his bigotry rants. Because he's the one saying everyone else needs to die.
Id like to hear why Lucas feels the state should pay when his parents won't and are rich. With that logic I should get food stamps because I pay a ton in taxes. But if he heard a rich guy was getting them his tone of socialism would drop.
Lucas is absolutely scared of hell it's interesting he's not taken the stereotype of screaming street preacher esp since we know another deep seeded fear of Lucas he refused to admit but has been caught about is his homosexuality. Lucas could be the perfect "steal from your church plate fuck alter boys and yell about fire and brimstone " that he says every christian is.
I mean how many Catholic jokes do we make about the abusers in it? (Lucas and society ignoring Muslim and Jews tend to do it moreb factor of exponents to Lucas that means a lot) he's not bright but he knows who's socially acceptable to attack and turn the other cheek vs death to blasphemy.
He did throw shade at the profit (pbuh) I'm hoping for some glass tappers to accuse him of being a hyper Zionist like Trump and the return of SS aryan Uberhiesssprecht Herr Von Feggit Werner.
Lucas is doing that peak inc stuff with his rants (ever noice the 100% crossover of autism and incels?) grouping people by some metric. In Lucas point he's using politic and age. By his idea the only good women are socialist girls who are young. Now he's open against any other view is wrong and bad. Yet he has slipped he'd date you if you will provide, example he's convert to Christian for a good trade wife his words
So this small sub sect of girls he feels are right on everything, are 100% wrong on love. Brainwashed he claims Why would there be this brain washing? Who's to gain? By Lucas own claims and seething a toothless jobless fat loser in the same retard home has a girl. So it's not "ism" it's just like all uncles they are unlovable freaks.
Work paid for us to get nice drinks from the local coffee house. And I almost lost half my delish espresso tonic with that Larry Pic.
Imma actually go with what @wonder wino said and it's harmless fun. But in this day and age shit like that can cost you a job etc.
I'm all for some ween to gas light Lucas with this that Larry is a huge MAGA dude and he's mocking trannies or he trooned out and Myrna has to fuck him with a strap on. Either or, he'd chimp out. He's going to be your new mommy since Myrna is dying Lukey. Lol. Those mommy issues you have a certain Greek complex... larry... Lorine could pipe you good. Two birds with one stone as he uses your colon as a discount fleshlite.
Larry has a really bad life and he signed up for it so I can't pity him too much but unless you're throwing puppies into a wood chipper no one deserves the Wern and his drooler freak pedo shield Mom. Glad Larry had a good time for once until he applies a Smith and Wesson to his done to escape the hell he signed up for .
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I can't wrap my mind around living my life as constantly angry as he does.
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Lucas holds gruges very well. That's really his only skill.
A very self destructive one but, it's all Myrna's special boy has
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It's like he wants citizens to vote for a representative to represent their geographical interests? The only difference is blocks (which I'd love to hear him define that that means) instead of districts.
His biological imperative to impregnate baby zoom zoom is deepest level of thought he's capable of.
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It's one of my favorite things. He'll spurt out all the words (usually mispronouncing them) or studies without knowing anything beyond what he thinks it means.
I'm convinced he's frightened of the possibility except he's too autistic to admit there's a possibility. So instead, he tries to condescendingly moo his way out of it, but that possibility is always ok the back of his deeply autistic mind.
That Larry image could do wonders for Lucas content. There's so many different avenues for Lucas to go
The autistic fixation with 0% perceptive capability goes a long way. I'm always amazed how things fall out of vogue for a period of time, then randomly come back. I assume it's because something triggers his memory.
WonderWino
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The funny thing is lucas has a history of frequently imagining his mom being fucked by various men - he even admitted he did this with cyril, so he'd probably do the same with his mom pegging her new lesbian lover larissa and wig out a bit
Also why the fuck does he have his eyes closed the whole time he's talking. It makes him look absolutely mental
He wants children because he thinks the children will be the door to get back in with both sets of his parents and his parents $$$.
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Someone doesn't know that space and time are emergent phenomena or what AdS/CFT correspondence entails. It's like physics are relative or something.
Idk. You're giving him A LOT of credit if he's thinking that far ahead. I doubt he's thought beyond the "coom in woman" segment. I can't fathom how Lucas would raise a kid in that makebelieve reality. Like, he can't even comprehend other people are unique individuals, much less a helpless child.
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Where’s that video of him going on about how he’s basically neglect his child and he’d just spend time with the mother?
He does think it will be to his benefit to give his old and rich parents grandkids.
The "I do not borrow money from my parents", that is because he well knows they will not give him any money.
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