Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Yet another example of how lucas fundamentally doesn't understand even the simplest things about how anything works, let alone how absurd it is that it would ever be practical to resort to mining asteroids in space just to get fucking iron. and he legitimately thinks he's super smart saying this shit, like a misunderstood philosopher.

Not only that, he does it in such a smug and condescending manner. That it's everyone else who's a monumental retard and he's just a misunderstood genius. IDK how he does it, but his flow of "learning" things goes like this.

1. Hear about a new topic.
2. Make up some bizarre conclusion in his head as to what that topic is about.
3. ?????
4. ??????????
5. Moos about said topic

And none of it really matters. No one entertains him by listening to him. If someone tries to tell him he's wrong, he just calls them a bigot. If someone explains to him how he's wrong, his brain legitimately shut off. Lucas is not a human.

I'm a bit surprised he hasn't started a second channel just for talking insane gibberish about science

I wish we'd get more quantum warp drive zoomer bae videos. That's the content that makes him look the most deranged.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Is this chomo dead yet? How long has he been in kidney failure?

 

[HackerX]

Is this chomo dead yet?

He lives.

How long has he been in kidney failure?

Probably longer than they were functioning.

Anotha vid. On a topic near and dear to his heart. Food.

The socialist's favorite food is foie gras even though he's only had it once. (He only likes it because it's expensive and he wants everyone to know he likes expensive things.)

More proof his brain is broken, of there wasn't enough already. "People are squeamish about foie gras, but not cows/chickens/etc." Firstly, squeamish is definitely not the word you're looking for there, bud. Secondly, the vast majority of the ones disturbed about foie gras are the same ones disturbed about how other livestock makes it from the farm to the table. Significant overlap. You're not likely gonna find one group who thinks "ewwe foie gras" and "throw another patty on the grill" at the same time.

Then a tangent about sushi because ofc. He clearly thinks fish and livestock are basically the same thing, LOL.

Here's a gem: "There's a lot of people who will not try sushi because sashimi is raw fish and that's the fish that's on the sushi...<trails off>...umm, they don't like that. But you gotta understand these creatures breathe with water. They don't breathe air. They breathe water and that is an anaerobic creature so you don't get that whole thing of like...food spoiling." Nigga....WAT? What are you trying to say? What is your point? How is any of what you said supposed to make sense individually or together?

He's risque when it comes to food. (LOL). He's try steak tartare? (Sounds like char char TBH) How is that risky? Doesn't really matter since he's only saying it because he only cares about the appearance of being rich. If given the choice, he'd shove anything edible (and sometimes inedible) down the gullet. After forgetting what he wanted to say as the next risque item and stumbling around, "this is such a good video so far". LOL???? What's a bad video?

Malon Place needs to get him to a dentist or some kind of specialist ASAP. I get he's generally unhealthy and has bad teeth, but his gums have almost no color to them. They're so pale and just a shade pink. It's fucked.

 

[WonderWino]

The socialist's favorite food is foie gras even though he's only had it once. (He only likes it because it's expensive and he wants everyone to know he likes expensive things.)

Lucas talking about this was hilarious, not because it was funny or intelligent but because he proved he's blatantly lying. He's never had foie gras. Its not sold the way he's describing, its not spread on a piece of crusty crostini bread like he claims it is, EVER. Its not fucking liverwurst lucas, and most of all, he's mentioned multiple times that he absolutely cannot stand liver and utterly despises it. This is literally, exactly as you said, lucas trying to make himself sound cultured and low key imply his parents are rich again, by bringing up something everyone has heard of and knows is expensive and talk like he's some kind of authority on it, while achieving the exact opposite. Not that we should be surprised considering he has described the only caviar he ever had as 'smelling fishy,' served it on a cracker with cheese and put fucking pepper on it. and that was the boiled, shelf stable capelin garbage that nobody tries to pass off as caviar and you'll never see in a restaurant outside of exceptionally shady sushi places that try to pass it off as flying fish eggs

Also foie gras is illegal in tons of places in the US, despite what lucas seems to think

and I like how he's retarded enough to try to compare force feeding goose to the enclosures veal cows are kept in while clearly trying to imply this is how all cows are treated. Its not, its not even close to how all cows are treated. Thats very much a veal and chicken thing. This is doubly hilarious given how obsessed he is with his grandfathers 50 head of cattle, that he also claimed were worth like 100k each

and like you said he clearly has no idea what squeamish actually means or how to use it correctly

and the fuck? Did he seriously just refer to fish as 'anaerobic creatures' while talking about how they 'breathe water?!' Yet another example of lucas having absolutely no idea what the fuck he is talking about. Water is full of oxygen, fish breathe oxygen, they just obtain it differently than we do. Jesus fucking christ he is stupid. Fish do not live in anaerobic water lucas, if its at that point it would be stagnant, full of horrifying bacteria and anything that was living in it would be dead

and did he seriously try to claim that these magic 'anaerobic water breathing fish' don't experience food spoilage because they 'breathe water?' Nigger, people get food poisoning from sushi all the fucking time, not to mention parasites. Fish have to be handled exceptionally carefully to avoid getting sick. Perhaps he should take a good look at the average piece of raw cod before he starts talking about food safety and his eagerness to eat raw food again. Those things can be so wormy the meat is practically vibrating after the fish is dead

and holy shit at him talking about how churchills has steak tartare. No way would I eat something like that at a place like churchills

I don't want to fuck up and say the wrong thing says the guy who hasn't gotten a single thing accurate for the entire video

 

[HackerX]

This is literally, exactly as you said, lucas trying to make himself sound cultured and low key imply his parents are rich again, by bringing up something everyone has heard of and knows is expensive and talk like he's some kind of authority on it, while achieving the exact opposite.

It's obvious he doesn't understand that it's having the opposite effect, nor why, but this is the kind stuff I'd love for someone to sit him down and force him to explain his reasoning. Ofc, he'd start explaining something else entirely or get stuck on some random detail but the attempt would still be entertaining.

and I like how he's retarded enough to try to compare force feeding goose to the enclosures veal cows are kept in while clearly trying to imply this is how all cows are treated.

I suspect he watched a 30 second clip from a documentary on fast food chicken and he assumes it applies to all meat. Another instance where I'd love to hear him explain how he thinks it happens.

and the fuck? Did he seriously just refer to fish as 'anaerobic creatures' while talking about how they 'breathe water?!'

And that sashimi is the raw fish in sushi! Apparently this has something to do with how cattle and poultry is raised or something? IDK

and did he seriously try to claim that these magic 'anaerobic water breathing fish' don't experience food spoilage because they 'breathe water?'

I legitimately don't know where he was trying to go with this. I can usually grasp the point Lucas attempts to make but I'm at a loss. Maybe he has 3 different, incredibly poorly formed ideas in his mind?

I don't want to fuck up and say the wrong thing says the guy who hasn't gotten a single thing accurate for the entire video

The crazy thing is this was clearly content Lucas is passionate about. It's the type of stuff he'd love to talk about all day if he could.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Lucas is already living the kind of socialist lifestyle that the foot soldiers of the Bolshevik revolution would have dreamed about: free food, shelter, medical care, and a small stipend for luxuries. He has free access to indoor plumbing, heating/cooling, and a smartphone/laptop combination that gives him all the worlds knowledge AND a variety of entertainment.

In a world where global socialism takes hold and they somehow pull off giving everyone in it a comfortable middle class lifestyle, as measured today, Lucas is still profoundly unhappy because what he wants is free access to scarce goods and experiences that make him desirable to others.

He doesn't resent billionaires for hoarding wealth that could be used to help the poor: by global standards Lucas isn't poor and if we suddenly got hold of Bezos' and Musk's riches the ethical thing to do would be to improve services and infrastructure in developing countries. He resents billionaires because he covets their lifestyle.

Even with a generous universal basic income, there would still need to be some incentive for someone to work dangerous, difficult, or stressful jobs. It'll either be more money, or access to things beyond what ordinary people get. No matter what the political system is, Lucas will always be a loser.

 

[HackerX]

Even with a generous universal basic income, there would still need to be some incentive for someone to work dangerous, difficult, or stressful jobs.

He doesn't think that far ahead nor can he. Lucas can't fundamentally grasp the abstract or concepts outside of how he perceives them. It's one of those situations where I'd love to see him get everything he wants (well, almost everything. None of the weird, illegal shit) just to watch how he'd change, considering he's seemingly incapable of change.

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Oh great, his idea woman!

She needs to be strong, athletic, and fit. Basically the opposite of him! He doesn't feel that he deserves her though. (Yes he does.) Thick thighs, child-bearing hips (ofc) and 18-25 years old (double ofc).

Sidenote, why does his age range change all the time? I know why he doesn't say 16 anymore, but the latter changes from 24 to 26 to 25 nearly every single time. Does he just forget or what? Maybe he thinks every time he says it is the first time he's said it?

"I'm not saying I technically deserve them..." Nigga what is "technical" about it? I think it's his retarded honesty/projection surfacing because he obviously thinks he does deserves them but for reasons other than technical reasons. Now what those reasons may be? Hell if I know. What could the technical reasons be? Hell if I know again.

Who knew he found young, athletic and fit women attractive. She can even wear glasses! He doesn't care.

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Yummy! Who else wants to try his soup? I deeply suspect he's eaten fish bait chicken liver.

 

[WonderWino]

He doesn't think that far ahead nor can he. Lucas can't fundamentally grasp the abstract or concepts outside of how he perceives them. It's one of those situations where I'd love to see him get everything he wants (well, almost everything. None of the weird, illegal shit) just to watch how he'd change, considering he's seemingly incapable of change.

New clip

Oh great, his idea woman!

She needs to be strong, athletic, and fit. Basically the opposite of him! He doesn't feel that he deserves her though. (Yes he does.) Thick thighs, child-bearing hips (ofc) and 18-25 years old (double ofc).

Sidenote, why does his age range change all the time? I know why he doesn't say 16 anymore, but the latter changes from 24 to 26 to 25 nearly every single time. Does he just forget or what? Maybe he thinks every time he says it is the first time he's said it?

"I'm not saying I technically deserve them..." Nigga what is "technical" about it? I think it's his retarded honesty/projection surfacing because he obviously thinks he does deserves them but for reasons other than technical reasons. Now what those reasons may be? Hell if I know. What could the technical reasons be? Hell if I know again.

Who knew he found young, athletic and fit women attractive. She can even wear glasses! He doesn't care.

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Yummy! Who else wants to try his soup? I deeply suspect he's eaten fish bait chicken liver.

He's lying again. Lucas has said several times over the years that his mother made liver for him once and he absolutely despised it and never touched it again. Nobody in their right mind, even by lucas standards would ever try to make soup out of liver. a) its full of blood and would make the broth go funky as fuck and b) boiling it like that would turn it into a rubbery, inedible mess that you'd be lucky if you could chew well enough to eat. The high iron content would also give the soup a weird metallic flavor if the liver wasn't prepared properly beforehand to leech the majority of the iron out which lucas would be neither aware of nor know how to do. The soup would be completely inedible, even for lucas. There is no way the scenario lucas is describing happened. At best that 'soup' would be entirely inedible, and given the high iron content and fact lucas would not prepare it properly, and at worst you'd feel pretty sick not long afterwards from the high iron content. No way any of what he's claiming happened

Two days in a row he's managed to somehow make a point of proving he has no idea how to cook or eat liver properly multiple times, nor any idea how anyone actually does prepare it

Lucas eating fucked up chicken liver meant for fish bait sounds exactly like something he would do. He'd buy it thinking it was on sale. That said I somehow doubt he's eaten gizzards or hearts. He doesn't know how to prepare that stuff in a way that would make them edible let alone worth eating. He'd dump them in ranch dressing and mayo and put them in the oven until they were so overcooked they might as well be made of rubber, then get angry cause they were too tough to chew

Now theres an idea for lucas - invite the zoomer baes over for mayo-ranch chicken hearts and horrifying boiled liver stew that would literally make her puke from all the iron from the multiple livers you know he'd throw in there thaht he has no idea how to prepare properly

That said mallon place should start up one of those community garden progrms and make their residents work in it every day for therapy and socialization purposes. It would be good for their health and infuriate lucas, being told he has to go pull weeds, till soil and plant stuff and all for no pay at all. If he had to do that a few hours every day I suspect he would have an incident before too long and get his ass kicked out. After, of course, he spent a few weeks raging in videos at every opportunity about how grueling the work is, how unfair it is that the 'capitalist' nursing home was making him work for free to eat and have a place to stay, while being unaware that this is exactly what the soviets did with their farm collectivization so he's living his socialist dream society, and ranting about how he needs people go send him money on cashapp so he can get booze and drugs to wind down from the day like his mcdonalds days

It would be even better if other residents had heard him ranting about his family farm with 50 head of cattle and how rich his grandfather and parents were because of it and every time he complained about having to work in the garden like a good socialist, a resident turned around and angrily shouted silence kulak! if you don't work you don't eat! at him. The great communist thinker and EBT card revolutionary lucas werner getting told to shut the fuck up kulak for complaining about pulling weeds in the garden would be peak wern. The best part is lucas has so little understanding of history that he probably wouldn't even understand why he was being called that and think it was some kind of zoomer slang

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Here he goes again with the whole the universe wants me to fuck little girls insanity

Lucas really does just cycle through the same looney claims over and over again. No wonder he's so fixated on the already disproven big crunch theory, its the only version of the universe that fits with his mentality and behavior

 

[HackerX]

Lucas really does just cycle through the same looney claims over and over again.

Well, at least he's working towards getting to his point. A strong, athletic, and attractive zoomer bae should get with Lucas because he's an old, fat, schozofrenic hobo because they're (bi)polar opposites. Ofc, it's dumb reasoning and it'll obviously not accomplish what he wants it to accomplish, but you can actually follow his dumb rationale.

No wonder he's so fixated on the already disproven big crunch theory, its the only version of the universe that fits with his mentality and behavior

My favorite part is he didn't even use the word "entropy". He's using "diversity" which is partially accurate I guess, but entropy or disorder is much more appropriate and relevant to what he's attempting to explain.

There are countless research, studies, thesis, philosophies, thoughts, etc about the nature of this going from order -> disorder -> order in a constant cycle, but Lucas doesn't understand the fundamental concept for what that means or why that's interesting for so many fields. All he cares about is how it means he's entitled to a zoomer bae, you BIGOT.

 

[WonderWino]

Well, at least he's working towards getting to his point. A strong, athletic, and attractive zoomer bae should get with Lucas because he's an old, fat, schozofrenic hobo because they're (bi)polar opposites. Ofc, it's dumb reasoning and it'll obviously not accomplish what he wants it to accomplish, but you can actually follow his dumb rationale.

and of course he thinks he's latched on to some kind of gotcha and is a genius for doing so with the whole 'fat, sick, old, crazy hobo must fuck fit young fertile teen cause diversity bigot!' thing cause he is comparing it to genetic diversity in an incredibly weird and nonsensical way. If anything its a big red flag for both stupidity and autism when he does that. Its a looney claim on his part but to him makes perfect sense. It shows just how manipulative he is, just like the whole 'if you won't date me you're a bigot!' stuff which is manipulatively trying to guilt little girls into fucking him by echoing the 'you won't date me?! you must be racist!' thing that some skeevy black guys try to pull on white women to guilt them into fucking them to prove how not racist they are. The more lucas tries to prove he's not a manipulative, sexist, racist, abuser the more he manages to prove he is. Its really bizarre and makes me very curious about what kind of results lucas would get on a legit IQ test. Not to mention psychopathy and sociopathy tests. Lucas's therapists must have absolutely hated having to deal with him, it must have been like trying to talk to a brick wall that chimped out whenever he didn't get told what he wanted to hear. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he does that sometimes deliberately to distract people from asking questions or making accusations about his questionable behavior when he gets caught doing something he shouldn't. Just look at how he spazzed out at the security guard at the shelter over that hairdresser. I suspect at least part of the reason for that is that he knew they'd just get pissed off at him and throw him out for awhile with no discussion, but if he kept calm they might start asking about his behavior and why he's acting that way and start questioning him and telling him how inappropriate he was being and he can't have that. Textbook manipulative child behavior, like throwing a tantrum in a store cause mommy won't buy the kid the cookies or lego he wants so he causes a scene to try to distract people from his entitlement and guilt the mom into shutting up and giving him what he wants. Hell cartman does the same thing regularly on south park, which fits really, I mean can anyone really say they couldn't absolutely see lucas getting pissed off at being refused some zoomer baes number and yell out screw you guys i'm going home! and when reminded he doesn't have a home and is a hobo quickly respond screw you guys i'm going to churchills! and waddle out the door in seething anger

Also, at this rate I fully expect lucas to find out about asymmetrical warfare and start reeing about how the US invaded iraq, fought terrorist groups and invaded vietnam to fight to inferior equipped NVA therefore warfare itself wants lucas to fuck teen girls

 

[HackerX]

Its really bizarre and makes me very curious about what kind of results lucas would get on a legit IQ test

God, I'd pay good money for those results. He's legitimately slightly past the threshold that lets him roam free instead of getting strapped down to a chair at the looney bin. He's the Mendoza line for schizofrenic retards.

Lucas's therapists must have absolutely hated having to deal with him, it must have been like trying to talk to a brick wall that chimped out whenever he didn't get told what he wanted to hear.

There's prolly 2 aspects to that:
1. Like you said. Brick wall of stubborness and stupidity. He's incapable of understanding the necessary skills to cope with life, with or without his various disabilities.

2. He gets timid and pretends to go along with whatever the therapist is saying, as long as that topic isn't zoomer baes or God. I don't think he's able to contain his retard rage on those two subjects whatsoever.

and of course he thinks he's latched on to some kind of gotcha and is a genius for doing so with the whole 'fat, sick, old, crazy hobo must fuck fit young fertile teen cause diversity bigot!' thing cause he is comparing it to genetic diversity in an incredibly weird and nonsensical way.

It's always funny how he'll latch on to the most bizarre justifications for a zoomer bae to fuck with him. I think it has to be a combination of two things:

1. The tiny, itty bit of a kernel of deep truth in the overall context of what he's mooing that he's in no way aware of because his eyes only see red. (By red I mean THIS will surely lead to a zoomer bae.)

2. The weird "I love science. I love logic and rationale" drive in him because he's Myrna's baby boy is so smart. He wants to sound intelligent except he's too much of a bonifide retard.

I think he's able to sense there's something deeper in the cosmological, philosophical, or mathematical concepts he moos about, but he obviously can't grasp anything beyond knowing that deeper meaning exists. Obviously, he can't grasp any of it. Not even at the surface level, but that doesn't matter because he doesn't care. It's only relevant to him because he thinks it'll help him snag a zoomer bae. He's not aware that other people do understand those zany concepts at a fundamental level and there's no point in him trying to learn about it because that's like teaching a monkey to speak English.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he does that sometimes deliberately to distract people from asking questions or making accusations about his questionable behavior when he gets caught doing something he shouldn't.

I'm curious if that's why Lucas either continues his own conversation (when interacting with people) or gets tied up with nuance (like getting stuck on logistics of government-mandated girlfriends on one of the podcasts) during conversations. I absolutely think he does try to distract people when they're trying to get him to talk about uncomfortable subjects, but I've got no clue whether he's doing it intentionally or not. It's definitely a coping mechanism he picked up, but that shit is so automated that I don't think he does it deliberately. Anything else would give him too much credit as a human.

Edit: oh boy. A 3 minute video on Lucas explaining communism.

It's too much. He's all over the place with his words. Something about robots doing all the work and the government paying for peoples cars while we're mining resources in space. IDK. It's all so incoherent.

Like nigga. You're reaping the maximum amount of awards that any economic system could provide you for no effort. Why are you talking about jobs and weekends off when you've worked a total of something like 2 months your entire life? You, quite literally, can not comprehend what that shit is like, so why do you think anyone would willingly choose to listen to what you have to say? Oh, that's right. You're an idiot who thinks this will somehow lead to a zoomer bae because you think 80% of them are socialist atheist bigots or something and that means they'll listen to you for some reason.

My favorite part: "so what you need is robotic space socialism if you think about it. It makes perfect sense." Somehow it sounds schizofrenic with or without context, LOL.

 

[WonderWino]

Because that doesn't make sense to me sums up his entire existence. Nothing makes sense to him beyond the absolute simplest of concepts, like starving to death if you don't eat or why its bad to jump off a cliff

ffs he starts by trying to claim that communism doesn't need a dictator and shouldn't have one and then immediately argues how having one is a good thing if it means you get communism. Lucas can't even handle living by the rules of a society like the US cause he despises being told what to do. He'd be shot within the first week in a communist society

Also he keeps repeating the stuff about each according to their ability, yet has absolutely no abilities himself. He can't even handle a job at mcdonalds unloading trucks or walmart putting things into bags for delivery. He would be fulfilling someone elses ability very quickly - the ability of the soldiers to test whether they sighted in their rifles properly that were assigned to his firing squad

EDIT: he posted again, in the middle of the night apparently

Lucas, the constant liar, lectures everyone else about liars. and he claims capitalism in league with the state is fascism

Wait until he finds out the fascists hated capitalism almost as much as they hated communism

 

[Stinkyboy]

coral reeves
hahaha, the next star of the matrix

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Luke has fake front teeth cos they got knocked out somehow. I posted a screenshot of a video where you can see straight up in to his mouth and it’s very clear. I tried to find it and failed, sorry!!

 

[HackerX]

Gaze into the abyss that is a 45 year old, fat, schizofrenic hobo. Manic phase incoming??

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He's stuck on early 2000's talking points.

What else is new to Lucas's talking points?
Lucas is perpetually stuck in the early 2000's internet, both culturally and politically.

Then something about climate collapse? Even if we were to take the crazy, non-scientific hullabaloo about climate change, the climate doesn't "collapse".

I'd say if anything, Lucas should want more climate change to turn Spokane from a temperate-cold climate where he has to behave to keep access to his shelter.
But then again Lucas is known to wobble around in the summer drinking nothing but sugary drinks (dehydration with bad kindeys is a big issue), and of course the warmer weather would allow for aggressive California tier hobos to migrate north and outcompete the meeker cold climate hobos like Lucas for access to public services.

Sidenote, why does his age range change all the time? I know why he doesn't say 16 anymore, but the latter changes from 24 to 26 to 25 nearly every single time. Does he just forget or what? Maybe he thinks every time he says it is the first time he's said it?

There was some discussion awhile back that MallonBae (Victoria?) may have been or been estimate by Lucas to be around 25 therefore he upped his age range to fit.

Also, at this rate I fully expect lucas to find out about asymmetrical warfare and start reeing about how the US invaded iraq, fought terrorist groups and invaded vietnam to fight to inferior equipped NVA therefore warfare itself wants lucas to fuck teen girls

I entirely concur with this and would laugh hysterically reading this.
However, I counter that Lucas can and will take literally any subject about anything and make it "therefore teenage girls should have sex with Lucas"

 

[WonderWino]

So I came across this on youtube. Its an idiot reacting to an older series of videos about lucas's antics and holy shit this guy comes off almost as much of a dumbass as lucas himself

No sane person would have sat through that entire livestream when it originally aired

 

[HackerX]

Few things:

- This video was spawned from a YouTube comment a few days ago. He dwells on the most random things sometimes.

- WTF does "Every pot has a lid that cannot be the pot itself." Where the hell did he pull the last part come from? He somewhat clears up what he's trying to convey with "opposites attract" so it's simply another retarded manipulation tactic to get a zoomer bae, but then how in the hell are a pot and lid opposites???? Again, it's just his latest ploy for Gen Z love but he's too dumb for analogies at this point.

- "Every pot has a lid", "there's more fish in the sea"...., "it's not in the cards". He sure does love his empty platitudes. The man that gets wound up for thinking everything in the Bible is literal definitely things those phrases are literal as well. I guess the last one isn't an empty platitude though, that's sure as shit his reality.

Bonus content. Comment from his deranged staring video yesterday.

This makes sense if you assume the point he was trying to make is he's a crazy schozofrenic. I'm not particularly sure what other point can be derived from the video.

 

[Da Dude123]

Few things:

- This video was spawned from a YouTube comment a few days ago. He dwells on the most random things sometimes.
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- WTF does "Every pot has a lid that cannot be the pot itself." Where the hell did he pull the last part come from? He somewhat clears up what he's trying to convey with "opposites attract" so it's simply another retarded manipulation tactic to get a zoomer bae, but then how in the hell are a pot and lid opposites???? Again, it's just his latest ploy for Gen Z love but he's too dumb for analogies at this point.

- "Every pot has a lid", "there's more fish in the sea"...., "it's not in the cards". He sure does love his empty platitudes. The man that gets wound up for thinking everything in the Bible is literal definitely things those phrases are literal as well. I guess the last one isn't an empty platitude though, that's sure as shit his reality.

Bonus content. Comment from his deranged staring video yesterday.
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This makes sense if you assume the point he was trying to make is he's a crazy schozofrenic. I'm not particularly sure what other point can be derived from the video.

Every pot has a lid, does it, Tubby? Well, maybe Lucas's lid needs to be an obese woman his own age. Here is your lid, you cow! Lucas really thinks this argument means that Gen Z women need to date him. He lives in a nursing home anyways.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Every pot has a lid, does it, Tubby? Well, maybe Lucas's lid needs to be an obese woman his own age. Here is your lid, you cow! Lucas really thinks this argument means that Gen Z women need to date him. He lives in a nursing home anyways.

Exactly. In news that will shock nobody (other than perhaps Lucas himself) he misunderstands the saying much like Crusty Rusty would. The saying simply means that there is SOMEBODY out there for everyone. In no way does it say that every pot gets the lid it wants, especially if the list of demands/criteria is insane.

I'm sure there is some broken, mentally ill, destitute woman out there who would consider being in a relationship with Lucas. It's just that he would never accept her. He has an incredibly shallow pool of women to draw from even if you overlook his myriad of shortcomings. He's an obese, mentally ill, violent, unemployed (for decades), living in a nursing home bumcel with a terrible personality and long list of bigoted beliefs who is looking for a unicorn....that happens to be under 25 and live in Spokane.

Listen here Lucas....there's no lid out there in the way you envision. Also, you don't have a pot, that belongs to Mallon Place and you're not allowed to use it.