💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

He really is returning to his previous habits, now he's talking about how its a good thing to record giving shit to the homeless. aka its a good thing that he does it to prove he's totally a good person. Such a manipulative post on his part


For somebody who claims to have read the bible and understand christianity really well he doesn't even understand the fundamental, pivotal and most important event in the entire religion. He was supposed to die, that was the point. To die for humanities sins. Lucas really is a fucking idiot. Even the most atheist non christian knows that much about christianity, except for lucas apparently

EDIT:

This popped up and describes lucas to a hilarious degree:

 

[Da Dude123]

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He really is returning to his previous habits, now he's talking about how its a good thing to record giving shit to the homeless. aka its a good thing that he does it to prove he's totally a good person. Such a manipulative post on his part

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For somebody who claims to have read the bible and understand christianity really well he doesn't even understand the fundamental, pivotal and most important event in the entire religion. He was supposed to die, that was the point. To die for humanities sins. Lucas really is a fucking idiot. Even the most atheist non christian knows that much about christianity, except for lucas apparently

EDIT:

This popped up and describes lucas to a hilarious degree:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQU48HE4GcU

This reminds me of one of my favorite Lucas moments. When he filmed himself leaving some shelter Thanksgiving leftovers in front of a hobo who was sleeping on the streets of Spokane. I have a strong suspicion that as soon as that camera was not filming, he picked that food right back up and brought it back to the fart box. I sort of hope the cow is off his meds and starts screaming in the streets about wanting a "zoomer bae".

 

[The Garden]

He screams about "Don't pray so others can see you pray." and then says you should film your acts of charity. Always the hypocrite.

 

[WonderWino]

More proof that lucas has autistic tendencies that he actually had to ask if that was true and couldn't see this for the blatantly obvious bs joke that it is

No lucas, zoomer baes are not attracted to you being fat as fuck. Not even the suitress would go for that shit


More preaching communism


Conrad zuse invented the modern computer lucas and by extension the entire field of programming. The game we consider as modern monopoly was created by charles darrow. Aquariums are ancient technology. Treatment for malaria is quinine which was invented by pierre pelletier and joseph caventou. Telecommunication technology was invented in the 19th century by at least five different men developing different aspects of it. Bluetooth was invented by jaap haartsen, a man, GPS by roger easton and ivan getting, WiFi by vic hayes and john o'sullivan and i'm going to stop it there

Lucas needs to fact check his predatory male feminist posts better instead of just posting shit to try to make people think he's pro women

Daily reminder he refers to women as 'little ovulators' and claims men have literal hoards of them they can give away and trade for things


That doesn't even make any sense. Including to lucas as he doesn't even understand what he's posting here. He does not watch tv and certainly wasn't watching seinfeld back in the day


Just like the studies that said the covid vaccine was totally safe and protected you from covid, right lucas?


He thinks the US and soviet russia had alot in common. and of course he has to make it about food and eating well, because thats what he always does and is hypefocused on


Something tells me none of that is true, but even if it was that would only prove trumps economy has been gaining more jobs during his time in office than it has been losing them. Or did lucas forget how long a presidental term lasts? By his own words here trumps term has been good for the economy more than 4/5ths of the time. and trumps businesses have been very successful far more often than not. That is how successful businesses work and why he's a billionaire and not broke and living on the street like lucas


This coming from the same guy who claimed the current economy is the result of the previous presidents policies for years. So by lucas's own logic and previous statements bidens supposed 'good economy' was trumps doing and the supposed 'bad' current economy was bidens

I'll say it again - this is the exact logic lucas used when trumps first term economy was good. He claimed it was obamas doing and tried to pin everything bad that happened on trump

EDIT:

Out of boredom I put this into googles AI prompt to see what it shat out and fucking lol

Even AI shit explicitly points out that the barista he creeped on to get banned from starbucks was a teen. Even better that it brought that up entirely unprompted when talking about something else entirely

Also:

Googles AI apparently knows whats what with lucas. I laughed way too fucking hard at that





But my personal favorite - somehow asking it about the phrase toasterbortion made the AI shit the bed and make something up entirely. Well, at least as far as I know this didn't happen at least....

I don't know just how in the fuck it managed to come up with THAT one but holy fuck it absolutely sounds like something lucas is looney enough to come up with

Myrnas vacation is over as well apparently:


Very boomerish and lots of complaining but it sounds like things went better than they did last time. Apparently they have done 30+ vacations there over the years? and yet somehow in what could be her last vacation she goes there again instead of seeing some other part of the world? She really is as stupid as her bovine son

Speaking of which I bet I can guess which son she won't be spending time with

 

[IceQueen]

Yeah it’ll be interesting to see if Myrna and Larry actually start focusing on spending more time with their kids and grandkids. I agree, probably not Lucas, but it really doesn’t seem like they go out of their way to see *any* of their kids or grandkids. When they went to Washington like two years ago and visited Seth and Lucas, I think that was the first time in years they’d seen either of them, and on the sparse occasions Myrna has written about Larry’s kids/their grandkids visiting, it sounds like they were the ones who came to see them. I can’t imagine having four kids between my spouse and I, plus grandkids and nieces and nephews, and going years without seeing ANY of them.

 

[WonderWino]

Open to interpretation according to who lucas? The quran certainly isn't as far as the muslims are concerned and you'd get into very serious trouble in a muslim country for claiming otherwise


aka lucas admitting his transactional relationships and trying to hook people into giving him food by giving them garbage that he cooks and likely his leftovers as well. and of course as usual everything always boils down to food with lucas


and how would these doctors and chefs (and of course he would insert food into this in some way) get the materials to practice their trades lucas? There is no such thing as a gift society and that isn't even getting into what you have already claimed you would do - threaten to assault and/or burn businesses down, that don't 'gift' you what you want. The supply chain would break down and everything would go to shit. This has happened in multiple countries historically lucas and they end up poverty riddled shitholes where people starve to death. You think you have living the way you do now lucas? Wait until you get this 'revolution' you want and see how that goes for you. You're living in trump tower right now compared to what would happen to you in that kind of world


Nobody claims that lucas, and moses is far more of a jewish figure than a christian one. You're reeeing about christians while quoting something that relates directly to jews, mr self described expert on christianity


More schizo game lunacy. At least jamie is free from having to be subjected to more of lucas's board game nonsense



ffs he makes ranch dips for his fucking fries. and he wonders why he is obese and has fucked up kidneys. Hes worse than a child when it comes to food

I'm really starting to wonder why exactly mallon place sent him to this place. It has to be either some kind of hospice or an example of astoundingly gross negligence on the part of mallon place to send him to a place where common sense says he would immediately make his health worse, which he is clearly doing, instead of keeping him in a place where he's properly medicated and getting the medical treatment he requires

EDIT:

I just noticed lucas's regular fb account is gone from facebook:

The others are backup accounts he rarely uses

It was there a few hours ago and I noticed there was a missing post that he'd made a few hours before I checked it last trying to scam people yet again to send him money and he'd totally give a bunch of it away if they did. Didn't think to get a screenshot seeing as he's been doing so many of those lately I didn't see much point. But yeah that was gone the next time I checked. I suspect whatever automated system facebook has for picking up on scam posts finally caught enough of those posts and deleted it, probably with a warning. Either that or people reported it after all those scam attempts, which isn't surprising either. He certainly shouldn't be surprised by it if thats the case. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he was gone for a few hours, finally checked his page to go post some new food abomination and found out he'd copped a suspension for trying to scam people. Knowing lucas he wouldn't take that well, seeing as he hates being called out for his behavior, especially his manipulative scammy behavior, chimped out about it in a few posts and got an actual ban. No doubt pissing him off to no end. If there is one thing that pisses lucas off more than being called out for manipulative or predatory behavior its the realization that all his reeing about how he loves to block people for saying things he doesn't approve of also applies to him on sites

I wonder if this means he'll be fucking off back to youtube for awhile. Thats what he usually does when he gets banned from facebook

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

1) Lucas doesn't make board games, he makes some schizo babble drawing then forgets about it and moves on to the next shitty
2) "if no one wanted to do some sort of bad job, we could just automate it"
Who builds the auto slaves, Lucas???

More schizo game lunacy. At least jamie is free from having to be subjected to more of lucas's board game nonsense

Oh wow, look it's basically English using the Latin Alphabet but with funky symbols.

Also never forget Jamie routinely beat Lucas at Lucas's own games.
We know this because Lucas would post admitting Jamie beat him.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Bluetooth was invented by jaap haartsen,

I've read that the actress Hedy Lamarr was the one who actually came up with Bluetooth or the precursor to it.

 

[Da Dude123]

The mooo cow's Facebook page is still up. Moooing about communism and anarchism. Also, why does he want to go to Vietnam? Where did that come from?

 

[Stinkyboy]

He's looking for zoomer ladybaes obv

 

[Krathnami]

Lmao one of those Lucas Werner Facebook accounts is me. It’s what I named my alt.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The mooo cow's Facebook page is still up. Moooing about communism and anarchism. Also, why does he want to go to Vietnam? Where did that come from?


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He's looking for zoomer ladybaes obv

1) because Lucas is retarded and thinks he's a communist, and he thinks Vietnam is a true Communist state and not a wink-wink-nudge-nudge "communist" state like China

2) because a surface-level Google search may lead one to believe that the age of consent in Vietnam is 16, and we all know how Lucas thinks about 16 year olds

 

[not in the cards]

Yes Lucas, I'm sure people will pay for your trip to South East Asia so you can fuck underage girls. This is just further proof that you're a disgusting, creepy, moocher.

Why else would you want to go to South East Asia (didn't specify a specific country either) other than for sex tourism? And to make matters worse, he thinks that he, an unemployed leech on society deserves to have other people pay for it. The fucking narcissism is really showing here.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Yes Lucas, I'm sure people will pay for your trip to South East Asia so you can fuck underage girls. This is just further proof that you're a disgusting, creepy, moocher.
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Why else would you want to go to South East Asia (didn't specify a specific country either) other than for sex tourism? And to make matters worse, he thinks that he, an unemployed leech on society deserves to have other people pay for it. The fucking narcissism is really showing here.

This is a massive red flag. Yes, I know this will never happen in reality, but just the idea of him posting this publicly given who/what he is, and the fact that he knows people already see him as a pedo, is unreal. I will say though, if it were a one way ticket to a country in SE Asia of my choosing....

 

[Stinkyboy]

I guarantee this nigger thinks his childhood passport is still valid.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Yes Lucas, I'm sure people will pay for your trip to South East Asia so you can fuck underage girls. This is just further proof that you're a disgusting, creepy, moocher.
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Why else would you want to go to South East Asia (didn't specify a specific country either) other than for sex tourism? And to make matters worse, he thinks that he, an unemployed leech on society deserves to have other people pay for it. The fucking narcissism is really showing here.

He’s talking about Vietnam. He posted on Friday about how he “wonders what it would be like to stay in Hanoi for 2 weeks” while oh so subtly dropping his cashapp. That didn’t work, so now he’s trying a new tactic. Why he thinks Vietnam is a nice vacation destination is beyond me, but it probably has something to do with communism.

 

[WonderWino]

This is a massive red flag. Yes, I know this will never happen in reality, but just the idea of him posting this publicly given who/what he is, and the fact that he knows people already see him as a pedo, is unreal. I will say though, if it were a one way ticket to a country in SE Asia of my choosing....

Indeed. First it was 'vietnam' and now he quietly started changing it to 'south east asia' the only reasons anybody like him goes to that part of the world is for actual business deals - which do not apply to lucas for obvious reasons, or because they're pedos. Lucas is an admitted pedo with a long history of being a pedo and trying to lure and manipulate underage girls. He absolutely wants to go to thailand to fuck a little girl. Though given how stupid and oblivious lucas is about obvious shit I bet if he did somehow get there and somehow pick some underage girl up, she would absolutely be a thai ladyboy and it would not end well for lucas. Nevertheless he thinks he is being clever about it, that going there would mean nobody knows what kind of creepy pedo he is or his history and he would be able to manipulate everybody because of it. Its rather hilarious that he thinks that considering you can bet every thai person in the country knows exactly what somebody like lucas is there to do, because their country is famous for it

That said, lucas couldn't even handle going to LA on his own, even with somebody else literally buying the tickets and providing the travelling arrangements to get him there. If he thought that experience was bad, thailand would be a nightmare for him. He would absolutely blow whatever money had had with him on food within a few days and be stuck wherever he happened to be when the money ran out. Its not like he could just waddle his fat ass down to a homeless shelter either or sleep in the woods. He'd be full on street hobo, get his ass robbed or arrested and the whole situation would turn into the clusterfuck of a lifetime for him. Can you imagine the look on king roy or myrnas face getting woken up at 3am by a frantic call from lucas, saying how he's out of money and got arrested in thailand. You just know exactly what they would instantly be thinking the second those words came out of his mouth. Though I suspect at that point they'd say fuck it and just leave him there


Lucas created his literal fantasy land with AI


Whatever the fuck that means


Because it always boils down to food with him in some way


Cooperation not coercion says the guy who has a long history of talking about how he would threaten to burn down any business who refuses to participate in his 'gift economy' and give him what he wants for free


He really has no idea how the world works


Idiot logic at its finest. A joke could be made about how the prussians invented the idea of kriegspiel and how that ended as well


Society would have to completely and utterly collapse to practically nothing to even attempt something like that and you'd still end up with a society just like the one we have now because it works


Every time they try that some retard gets himself shot or stabbed. How exactly does this work with some looney terrorist, a mass shooter or some addict who has a bad trip and goes psychotic in public lucas? Lucas has no idea what the world was like before police services became a thing and just how dangerous it really was. Hence the reason they were created in the first place


More examples of lucas's lunacy and bizarre language usage. He thinks a democracy of lottery, whatever the fuck that is, is actually possible. Lotteries are random by definition and just about the worst way you can pick people to run anything. and everybody in that particular time period had money lucas, including the sumarians. You can't have a functional society that large without a currency system. Its literally why it was invented

 

[SteveGoatman]

What amazes me so much about Lucas in this case is the idea that his life would somehow be better in Vietnam (or insert other "SE Asia" country here). He's a totally broke, pants pooping, bumcel with no money here. Why would that be different in another country where he doesn't speak the language, know anybody, have citizenship etc? I know it's for pedo reasons, and also his fetish idea that asian women are submissive (he hasn't met many, if any, and his ideas are 100% from porn and racism) but it's still so funny to me. He can't get people to give him $20 for his birthday but people are going to fund a vacation for him in Asia? Hilarious.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

Our boi is not dead yet? I still believe he can give us one last crazy season of content down on Post St, the epicentre of age gap lurrvvvvv.

 

[WonderWino]

Our boi is not dead yet? I still believe he can give us one last crazy season of content down on Post St, the epicentre of age gap lurrvvvvv.

On that note, perhaps when he finally ascends to the celestial elk kingdom he'll be cremated and his ashes will be used to grit the sidewalks outside the bars on post street. Its the closest he'll ever get to being wanted and doing something useful for zoomer baes

Though the idea that somebody has his ashes pressed into an artificial diamond and then he's given as a cheap gift to some sketchy hooker by some alpha chad with 5 girlfriends is pretty amusing as well. I'm picturing a wishmaster situation where lucas's soul is trapped in the diamond forever, watching the guy yeet all these baes while he screams incoherently at them from his diamond prison


In other words he's angry watching all those PUA videos didn't do anything to help him yeet a bae. He's also directly contradicting all the lunacy he spent years reeeing about with silverbacks and how he considers himself one


Yet another rant about food. Butter and cheese are not the same thing lucas. Not at all. They are derived from the same base ingredients but that doesn't make them remotely the same. Its like saying codeine and heroin are the same thing because they are both derived from opium

and cheese is not low fat at all. That stuff is absolutely loaded to the hilt with fat and plenty of butters are fairly high in protein