Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Aristophanes said:
I do wonder what his housing situation would be once he leaves the looney bin. Will he return to his apartment in the care unit, or be forced to go back to living in the homeless shelter like he did previously?
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I would hope he's back in an apartment, with the stipulation that he take his meds to stay there.
 
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Trainwreck said:
I wonder if they are going to take away his Kindle?

It's going to be scary for the millennial gals downtown for sure. It's going to be like 100 degrees out for the next week - and surely tank tops and shorts means they are trying to lure the Wern to them.
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Scary because they'll all have to compete for his telomeres and perfect future children? I can see that
 
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Aristophanes said:
I do wonder what his housing situation would be once he leaves the looney bin. Will he return to his apartment in the care unit, or be forced to go back to living in the homeless shelter like he did previously?
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They will either find him housing where for a while they will continue to monitor his behavior, or if they can't find any housing, he will probably be confined to a hospital bed where he will most likely be monitored, but won't have a battery of tests run on him like the other patients. Some hospitals will provide a temporary shelter for people like Lucas while they are in the process of finding him a living arrangement.
 
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Somebody tell the Wern sleepng with teen girls will cure the diabetes he will inevitably have.

He'll believe it
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
They will either find him housing where for a while they will continue to monitor his behavior, or if they can't find any housing, he will probably be confined to a hospital bed where he will most likely be monitored, but won't have a battery of tests run on him like the other patients. Some hospitals will provide a temporary shelter for people like Lucas while they are in the process of finding him a living arrangement.
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If he's totally resistant to taking pills, depending on the jurisdiction, they can force him to take injections that last for weeks or a month.
 
Even if he does get his kindle back, Lucas would have to get access to Wi-Fi in order to allow him to upload his videos and sperg. Which would be unlikely in the circumstances that he ends up homeless again, seeing as he's been barred from almost everywhere in Spokane.
 
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Bungleboy said:
Somebody tell the Wern sleepng with teen girls will cure the diabetes he will inevitably have.

He'll believe it
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He does have diabetes. He mentioned it in one of his videos, where he also mentioned he wouldn't want to be with a woman with cystic fibrosis because he "wouldn't want to be with somebody with a weak immune system." In the same video, he also mentioned going to the hospital to have his MRSA sores drained for 11 days. Blissfully unaware.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Either Lucas has been released on the condition to not post any more content, or he's still in the psych ward.

We all know the real reason why Lucas was sectioned: Telomerase overabundance, haha.
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I won't believe he's been released until more social media content from him comes out or someone can find a healthcare or law enforcement document or news report stating he's been released. There have been a lot of rumours floating about but no actual evidence of anything.
 
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He's baaaaack
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