💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Lucas had sex with a man, the only oral sex of his life was with a man.

Sometimes I like to be short and sweet, Lucas is a known homosexual and pedophile according to him and his family.

One of the biggest indicators of that he sucked that man's cock, besides tacitly admitting it, was just how weirdly he handled the situation. I don't recall the full story, but I'm convinced Lucas got tricked into sucking dick and is highly ashamed of it. Layer that on top of him being embarrassed of whatever weird, homosexual shit stirring in his deranged mind, that he occasionally lets leak out, and bam. It'd one thing if he would still deny it years later, like with Suzanne, but it's like he's isolated that memory somewhere deep in his fragmented mind.


Says man who's worked menial labor a grand total of like 3 months over his 45 years of life, lol.

Ruh roh. Lucas might be telling on himself over something he did with new girl.

He's a real conversationalist, that one.

Excellent. Smoke more weed, Lucas, and you might accidentally fix your brain. It can't really get any worse.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I’ve smoked every day and my mental health is just fine. Take it from me, a real life lunatic who has literally been dragged screaming to a mental health facility, and who wears headphones to drown out the voices on the wind

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

Newer comment on the SA post.. LOL. He must not have seen it yet because that will drive him up a fucking wall and get deleted in seconds.

 

[Big Nasty]

Lucas is more like a "right wing dude bro" than he wants to admit.

Lucas already argues likes a fucking nazi.

 

[not in the cards]

Excellent. Smoke more weed, Lucas, and you might accidentally fix your brain. It can't really get any worse.

Well he continued his demented thought in a later post:

Yeah, thanks for clearing up absolutely nothing, Lucas.


And he further showcases that he still doesn't know how to hold a conversation because not only does he not understand politics (funny, he was such a staunch Bernie Sanders fanboy) but he honestly couldn't hold a conversation with anyone. Especially a civil one.


Ah yes, Lucas once again trying to pander to women. As if that's going to fool anyone into believing that he's not a predator. He should try being more open about his history with domestic violence and predatory behaviour, at least he wouldn't be a massive hypocrite. But even if he did, he still wouldn't be in any position to lecture others about this.

Now Myrna is not doing too good apparently. If this turns out to be something that's actually serious, she might croak before her sickly child does. And she's the type to go to the grave angry over dying before she could milk some sympathy and attention from other people after Lucas dies (which honestly could be really soon). Still, without her posting about it the second she knows he's gone, we'll need to find another way to find out when Lucas finally waddles his fat ass off this mortal coil.


Unlike those witless sycophants offering their public displays of sympathy, I'm only watching this because of how this could tie into some other post (or maybe even an outrageous comment) of his.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I see Lucas is creeping on rape fantasy sites and watched 20k videos.
Very disturbing.

 

[HackerX]

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Newer comment on the SA post.. LOL. He must not have seen it yet because that will drive him up a fucking wall and get deleted in seconds.

It gone.

And he further showcases that he still doesn't know how to hold a conversation because not only does he not understand politics (funny, he was such a staunch Bernie Sanders fanboy) but he honestly couldn't hold a conversation with anyone. Especially a civil one.

What's worse is it's not like it's much better when he's actually speaking with someone. He couldn't stay on track worth shit when people were paying him sandwiches (which he lauded as career success, LOL) to show up on their random streams. I distinctly remember him being absolutely hung the fuck up on 'government mandated girlfriends. He was trying his damndest to wrap his head around the subject, but his inability to process abstract thoughts and him being a massive retard meant he was legitimately stuck. It took the hosts a bit to get him back on track because his broken brain was hopelessly trying to understand the concept preoccupying his thoughts by trying to figure out the logistics. (He thought it was a real thing, LOL.)

His text communications are just shitty, short, and typically nonsensical, replies because his social skills are nonexistent regardless of the medium.

Ah yes, Lucas once again trying to pander to women. As if that's going to fool anyone into believing that he's not a predator. He should try being more open about his history with domestic violence and predatory behaviour, at least he wouldn't be a massive hypocrite. But even if he did, he still wouldn't be in any position to lecture others about this.

Jesus Christ. The moron would be dangerous if he wasn't so stupid. LOL. Thank god for that.



Dear big man upstairs, please do something very funny on 4/20 so Lucas has an apocalyptic episode.

So...Lucas clearly didn't catch there being a fucking scandal with how the media didn't 'light up' the Bidens over that whole laptop thing. His stupidity and ignorance is truly something else.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

It'd be one thing if he would still deny it years later, like with Suzanne, but it's like he's isolated that memory somewhere deep in his fragmented mind.

And then he snaps and runs into traffic. Oh wait, he can't run.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm not sure how I managed to miss this before but he didn't just name drop kylie, but two other residents as well in his previous cooking video:

Hunter and michael

Not a good idea to name residents in these sorts of places lucas. Thats usually a privacy violation that can get the staff in major trouble because it happened on premises. Not to mention happened when cooking which you're explicitly not supposed to be doing as a resident and recording inside one of these tard housing places which you're also not supposed to be doing

Its another big red flag that screams this place is a shithole thats run by very questionable people, as any competently run place would have had a serious talk with lucas after that and would have kicked him out for doing it a second time, as they take privacy laws rather seriously and don't want to get fined, sued or shut down

 

[Stinkyboy]

I wonder if they're doing the cooking with his instructions. Could be why the chicks is willing to put up with him, she's getting paid to do so.Or is Kylie that other dude's girlfriend?
It's hard to keep track of who's who these days since his housing was switched.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I would assume they work there as they sound and look like they dress younger. Also true that they shouldn't let Lucas film and name the other clients there.

I really hope they're not letting Lucas make food for the other people there...

 

[HackerX]

And then he snaps and runs into traffic. Oh wait, he can't run.

Shit. He can't walk and can barely stand. Lucas can't even properly yell at the bigots anymore because he'll get lightheaded from the effort.

I'm not sure how I managed to miss this before but he didn't just name drop kylie, but two other residents as well in his previous cooking video:
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Hunter and michael

Not a good idea to name residents in these sorts of places lucas. Thats usually a privacy violation that can get the staff in major trouble because it happened on premises. Not to mention happened when cooking which you're explicitly not supposed to be doing as a resident and recording inside one of these tard housing places which you're also not supposed to be doing

Its another big red flag that screams this place is a shithole thats run by very questionable people, as any competently run place would have had a serious talk with lucas after that and would have kicked him out for doing it a second time, as they take privacy laws rather seriously and don't want to get fined, sued or shut down

I wonder why he's name-dropping them like that. It's almost certain it's because he thinks their 'clout' will somehow lead Kyle to him, but I haven't a clue how that's supposed to work.

I really hope they're not letting Lucas make food for the other people there...

I hope they do. If only to watch Lucas's explanation for how his cooking was directly responsible for multiple hospitalizations.



He worships the day like it's God.

I have the sneaking suspicion his brain always feels like television static whenever the voices on the wind aren't whispering sweet nothings in his hear. If not for his retarded, schizofrenic brain, then for his ridiculous blood pressure.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas copied this directly from wikipedia, including a gif image that showed the wikimedia link in the description. He thinks this makes him sound intelligent despite the fact he doesn't understand a single word of any of it

Daily reminder that lucas failed out of multiple remedial math classes

That said, look how he started that whole rant. He's so obsessed with food that he randomly starts the post with a statement about how you'll have to allow him to cook - which has nothing whatsoever to do with anything else he says and is further proof his brain is constantly hyperfixated on food to the point he just injects it pathologically into everything he says and does no matter how bizarre or nonsensical it is to do so. It makes him look like a total nutjob

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

That said, look how he started that whole rant. He's so obsessed with food that he randomly starts the post with a statement about how you'll have to allow him to cook - which has nothing whatsoever to do with anything else he says and is further proof his brain is constantly hyperfixated on food to the point he just injects it pathologically into everything he says and does no matter how bizarre or nonsensical it is to do so. It makes him look like a total nutjob

He saw some young person somewhere on the internet, probably in some realm of social media where he definitely isn’t welcome.. “let him cook” or “let me cook”.. it’s a thing people say but I’m sure Lucas doesn’t really understand what it’s supposed to mean. He did not in fact “cook” with the copy/paste Wikipedia article that 0% of anyone who’s ever said “let me cook” gives a fuck about. It kinda bothered me when I saw him open with that. Who the fuck do you think you are?

 

[WonderWino]

No lucas, normal people do not have a ton of eye floaters like that. But do you know who does?

People who have beetus, high blood pressure and kidney failure progressing to the point it starts damaging their eyes. You know, all of those things that you have lucas

Yet again lucas tells on himself and tries to be manipulative and pass proof of his awful health off as plenty good and normal

 

[Kingfisher9000]

“Big numbers are very big.”
-Doctor Nigga Lucas Werner

 

[WonderWino]

No lucas, it does not mean that at all. Even if aliens exist they would not have tulips or be tulips as there is no way plant life would be that similar to any other life on any other planet. Nor would they have DNA. They would have something that serves a similar purpose buit it would not be identical to how life operates here either

Lucas proving yet again he does not understand how genetics works or the fact that alien life would be just that, very alien to what exists here. The fact that he thinks a tulip could somehow create a technologically advanced civilization in itself shows how broken his brain is

 

[HackerX]

No lucas, normal people do not have a ton of eye floaters like that. But do you know who does?

I enjoy when Lucas generalizes stuff that is highly specific, unique, and only applies to him (or the perception of it applying to him) like it's the norm and applies to everyone. Mostly because it highlights:

- His lack of perception
- His blatantly lacking of awareness that other people exist as other people (theory of mind)
- His severe misunderstanding (though he does that all the time)
- Shit that's wrong with him. His warped mind, thinking he's Machiavellian manipulator, always divulges intimate, personal, and typically embarrassing details because he's just that much of a moron.

What's great is how combative he gets when people, usually very reasonable and nonconfrontational, lay out that what he's mooing is inherently specific to the individual. Lucas can't have that though, literally because he doesn't understand that people exist outside of his broken brain. That, and he immediately concludes that the person is talking down to him and effectively calling him a retard. Sure, that's typically the case, but he does it when people are being cordial too.

One of the more recent examples is from the TikTok post where he goes on about weed having no side effects. I'm sure I captured some of the comments before, but for the sake of comprehension.

Okay, let's look at the first set of comments.

Lucas clearly doesn't comprehend the difference between a subject statement and objective statement. He's objectively declaring there are no negative side effects from weed, and doesn't understand the guy is effectively asking "Where's the objective standard because that's purely subjective?" Oddly enough, a rare instance where Lucas backtracks slightly. However, I highly doubt he understands what/why/how he's actually backtracking.

Same post, different comment chain. LOL. He's basically going "This thing I'm saying applies to almost everyone, and it's common knowledge (Even though common knowledge, and research, is basically the polar opposite.) There's proof, but it's up to you to prove the subjective statement, that I'm treating as objective, wrong."

It's really a marvel how simple Lucas is, and it's way beyond him being just plain stupid. His understanding of basically everything is so warped, static, and irrelevant to the world outside of his mind, that he honestly shouldn't be considered a member of the human species.

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No lucas, it does not mean that at all. Even if aliens exist they would not have tulips or be tulips as there is no way plant life would be that similar to any other life on any other planet. Nor would they have DNA. They would have something that serves a similar purpose buit it would not be identical to how life operates here either

Lucas proving yet again he does not understand how genetics works or the fact that alien life would be just that, very alien to what exists here. The fact that he thinks a tulip could somehow create a technologically advanced civilization in itself shows how broken his brain is

I have a deep suspicion Lucas's fractured mind is trying to link this to his classic 'flower pollination and blooming taking place at different times mean zoomer baes should date me' rant. I always like that one, the general 'spring-autumn equinox' one, and the 'if you like cheese then you should like age gap relationships, bigot' rants.

 

[WonderWino]

More shit lucas doesn't understand in the slightest but thinks posting directly from wikipedia makes him sound smart


All of those things absolutely do not go together

At the rate lucas is talking nonsense and getting too comfortable where he is, not to mention his return to previous behaviors, I wonder if we'll see a potential return to fridge note wern:

Imagine his fellow speds waking up one morning and seeing the fridge covered in notes like that. I suspect that wouldn't end well for lucas, one way or another. My favorite is this one:


He actually drew the sushi dinner he was offering like a total loon. The stick flatbills are something else as well, talking gibberish, literally wearing dudebro flatbills and for some reason have one arm, no legs and look like they both took a bunch of viagra and are showing each other their dicks while talking nonsensically. Makes me wonder what was going on in lucas's head when he drew that

Also that loud pants shart jesus christ. Doesn't say a word just waddles around the room recording video of psycho notes he posted all over the kitchen and sharts. Yeah, that'll have the zoomer baes flocking to him like an axe commercial i'm sure

Though since its coming up on the 10th anniversary of this video maybe we'll get lucky and see a repeat of his behavior

This is the kind of shit you see from deranged psychos in the middle of writing manifestos before they do a shooting somewhere. But remember, lucas isn't crazy at all he's plenty good. I wonder if the reason he doesn't talk in these kinds of videos is because the voices on the wind are going into overdrive and he knows if he tries to say this shit instead of write it down he'll spout pure gibberish and make it absolutely clear he's deranged and hearing voices telling him what to say. Explains why he not only does this kind of thing but does it randomly, usually during manic periods

 

[HackerX]

More shit lucas doesn't understand in the slightest but thinks posting directly from wikipedia makes him sound smart

I appreciate how he just goes plain overboard with this shit, when he failed remedial math at a community college. There's legitimate doubt the sped can count to 10.

I wonder if the reason he doesn't talk in these kinds of videos is because the voices on the wind are going into overdrive and he knows if he tries to say this shit instead of write it down he'll spout pure gibberish and make it absolutely clear he's deranged and hearing voices telling him what to say. Explains why he not only does this kind of thing but does it randomly, usually during manic periods

It could also be he can't do two things at once. Lucas literally has a one-track mind.



I kinda wish people would at least humor Lucas with comments like "oh okay" and "very cool". He probably wouldn't pick up what that means.