💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Amewsed]

If Mamdani is doing so great for NYC and making it a peak socialist paradise then maybe Lucas should go move there so he can finally live the utopian dream!

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Thats a really weird thing to say. 'a drop of businesses' is just bizarre wording. The fact lucas thinks the government owning most businesses is a good thing proves yet again he doesn't understand how economies or businesses work

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Looks terrible

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Never heard of him, so I looked him up and according to wikipedia that isn't what happened at all. Unsurprisingly he's also a weirdo who spends his time making wine and selling 'high end hotdogs' out of a food truck in california

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Considering he's been getting roasted for running a total shitshow since day 1 I find that hard to believe. Lucas really does live in a different world if he thinks this guy has been delivering on anything

Lucas with the telomere colored glasses.

Mamdani has been the equivalent of Lucas' dating life so far.

Two delusional disasters not even a mother could love.

 

[Priest Bulla]

This basically applies to every major city that isn't Spokane.

Calling Spokane a major city is generous my friend! It’s more akin to a rust belt state with hospitals and a decent college basketball team,

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas is very wrong about radio. While broadcast radio is relatively new, radio waves themselves are not.

 

[The Garden]

That makes even less sense than usual. We've only had a way to receive radio signals for 130ish years, that doesn't mean every other intelligent species in the universe has only been able to send them for that long. Different planets would have different circumstances to drive innovation among tool-using species.

 

[WonderWino]

This chart is absolutely retarded. This coming from the guy who contradicts himself constantly and never realizes it unless someone tells him and then chimps out about it and blocks them

Lucas does not understand that two things can be true at once

The black people example here is my favorite because it literally describes lucas himself and makes lucas the perfect example of how both of these things can be true

The jew one shows lucas does not understand what people actually say about that connection or the history of jews and communism. Particularly in the soviet union. Those things are not contradictory. Whether they were both of those things is debatable but there is no reason that both could not have been true

Lucas leaves out the part about it being ILLEGAL immigrants they have a problem with

The liberal example is just bizarre. Liberals do want mass islamic immigration. Its the muslims who want the sharia stuff and have implemented it already on a small scale in places like the UK and sweden. Lucas is not understanding that these things are contradictory belief systems not contradictory actions and that the problem is said muslims will come back to bite the liberals eventually if things keep going as they are

As for the left those statements aren't contradictory either. You can be a threat without having a competent plan to do so. You can also fuck things up out of sheer incompetence and stupidity. You know, like the shit for brains mayor of NYC lucas was just bragging about and getting everything he claimed entirely wrong


Says the guy with a long history of threatening to do a violent revolution if he doesn't get what he wants from people, and who has repeatedly said he'd burn businesses down who didn't give him free shit after said revolution and who gleefully talks about how he wants to decapitate people french revolution style for being rich or against his revolution

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No lucas you can't justify it, that isn't how it works at all. Those people had jobs and homes and could afford such things in addition to paying their everyday expenses. You live off the government and are not supposed to be spending your tugboat on shit like that

He has a spoiled childs mentality and ability to reason at best

That said, if he thinks he's going to charge this amount of money for a game he made he's even stupider than I thought. The price will come down for bulk orders? What bulk orders? Nobody buys anything of your games and you used AI generated shit to make it, which you're explicitly not supposed to do if you're selling it commercially cause copyright law can become a serious issue

 

[HackerX]

That was a really bizarre and fucked up thing to say even by wern standards. Also every game he has ever made is based largely on chance so what the fuck is he even going on about

It's crazy how he makes a distinction between "hookup culture" and "romantic love" here when they're identical in his mind. Not even 'virtually' identical, but just plain identical. It's even crazier (and funnier) that he believes he "partakes" in "games of strategy and romantic love" because his tactics, much less fucking strategy (LOL), haven't deviated one iota since the Internet discovered him. (Well, technically not true. He shifted from millennials to zoomers!) I'd love to hear some uber game theory nerd's analysis on Lucas playing these 'games'.

This basically applies to every major city that isn't Spokane.

The sped is truly fortunate to have been catfished to Spokane. That's for sure.

Its also retarded because if hook-up culture were just a game of chance statistically speaking he'd be able to land a date by now.

Hook-up culture is a game of strategy, and Lucas's strategy of being a fat jobless pedo bum who lives in a spedhouse and rants on social media all day is a losing strat.

Same dude can't comprehend why he's never won the zoomer lottery either, LOL. Schroedinger's zoomers always faciniate me. They're somehow all socialist atheist leftist while simultaneously being conservative Christian bigots at the same time. Ofc, Lucas has never made that connection in his fractured mind, but that's the contradicting nature of his logic. Typically, you have to dig a bit into someone's logic to identify contradictions, but this retard is so transparent, they're often in the same schizofrenic paragraph.

Lucas does not understand that two things can be true at once

It's worse than that too. He doesn't understand something can be not true, nor that there can be alternative interpretations/perspectives. The shits baffling because I honestly have no clue what his mind does with things he knows are untrue. Like, he doesn't incorporate that new information whatsoever if it's inconvenient in the slightest, and just keeps charging on. In his broken brain, reality works in a very specific, static way, and any deviation is unacknowledged.

No lucas you can't justify it, that isn't how it works at all. Those people had jobs and homes and could afford such things in addition to paying their everyday expenses. You live off the government and are not supposed to be spending your tugboat on shit like that

LOL. I'm not even sure the intent of his post. Like, did someone (clearly unsuccessfully) try explaining to him that no one was gonna buy his board game? Lucas's grasp on economics is truly impressive.

That said, if he thinks he's going to charge this amount of money for a game he made he's even stupider than I thought. The price will come down for bulk orders? What bulk orders? Nobody buys anything of your games and you used AI generated shit to make it, which you're explicitly not supposed to do if you're selling it commercially cause copyright law can become a serious issue

I legit don't know if this is some bizarre sense of hope or what. You can't really expect him to consider his past history of board games sales since history, nor reality, have any bearing on the shit dust courses through his mind, but what could possibly give him the idea that anyone would buy the game in the first place?


Cool, but can he count to 10? (No)

What?

Everyone knows, Lucas, and it's one of the reasons you have no friends.

What?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I honestly find the idea of Lucas Werner leading a socialist revolutionary force quite hilarious. He'd trip over his own shoelaces before the first engagement. Also while I'm not really a fan of organized religion myself, he's the poster boy for why people don't take atheists seriously.

His board game ideas aren't necessarily all bad, but the execution is atrocious. I do like the idea of a school cafeteria food fight game that he had, but it looks like it plays like ass otherwise.

 

[WonderWino]

I honestly find the idea of Lucas Werner leading a socialist revolutionary force quite hilarious. He'd trip over his own shoelaces before the first engagement. Also while I'm not really a fan of organized religion myself, he's the poster boy for why people don't take atheists seriously.

His board game ideas aren't necessarily all bad, but the execution is atrocious. I do like the idea of a school cafeteria food fight game that he had, but it looks like it plays like ass otherwise.

I already proposed a likely scenario for a wern led socialist revolution


Lucas is posting nonsense from somebody who is clearly just as retarded as he is

and even by wern logic the idea of 'building social infrastructure' as he describes from heat exhaust is retarded. How the fuck does he think that would even work? How the fuck does excess heat become healthcare and education? and there is no fucking green energy involved in powering a data center in the first place. Thats pure retard logic

and where does the magic money come from for that UBI lucas?

Lucas thinks you can run data centers, let alone AI specific ones off of solar power. Fucking lol. He thinks we can ship absurd amounts of hydrogen to the moon for cooling uses. and thinks we can put data centers on the moon. With what power source lucas? and how exactly would those data centers connect to anything on earth? Hint: they wouldn't

and of course he wants to give everybody 100k a year. Somehow this is achieved and done so indefinitely by eliminating the comparative handful of billionaires that exist on this planet

 

[HackerX]

I honestly find the idea of Lucas Werner leading a socialist revolutionary force quite hilarious. He'd trip over his own shoelaces before the first engagement.

Lucas would be (and is for the most part) immediately be casted out of any group, from revolutionary to social club, almost immediately. He makes far too much noise (any) to, while adding no value, to even humor his inclusion.

Also while I'm not really a fan of organized religion myself, he's the poster boy for why people don't take atheists seriously.

Lucas has crossed that critical threshold where people, even with relatively similar goals, rolls their eyes and ignores him whenever he moos. He's so detrimental that no one even bothers possibly considering anything he says, even if it's for something you support.

His board game ideas aren't necessarily all bad, but the execution is atrocious. I do like the idea of a school cafeteria food fight game that he had, but it looks like it plays like ass otherwise.

So basically everything beyond the title and tagline? LOL. Lucas's schizofrenia tends to shine through roughly after the first sentence, so I'm glad you've volunteered to be his wrangler to help him get his projects out.



Lucas latching on to false equivalence again so he can be retarded... again.

His first point doesn't even make sense for what he's arguing, FFS, and his starts off without answering his 2nd "problem" he's trying to address. Ofc, when he does address it, it's retarded because there's nothing "green energy" about a fucking AI data center, LOL. At best what he's saying could be a produce heat (which it's literally a heat exhaust), but not energy. Though it's not like this mong knows any difference.

Lucas, you're not part of society, my dude.

HH, brother!

Real groundbreaking stuff here.

Lucas, the man who moos moos moos about God not existing, has a favorite theory that there are a bunch of aliens that exist, but don't show themselves because they're afraid of getting annihilated by other aliens. LOL.

Also, I see @WonderWino has posted before me, but I started my post first so they're the ones who deserve clocks.

 

[WonderWino]

Neither of those statements are true lucas. Never heard of the big bang? Never heard of entropy? Heat death of the universe?

Lucas thinks he knows better than the laws of physics, math and physicists

 

[Bassomatic]

I think Lucas is just death fearing and trying to apply it to his hecking love science.

He's talked about how the big bang is real because lol god shit before. It's amazing how dishonest he is and willing to gaslight. YOURE GONNA DIE LUCAS SOON AND ITS GONNA HURT

 

[HackerX]

Lucas thinks you can run data centers, let alone AI specific ones off of solar power. Fucking lol. He thinks we can ship absurd amounts of hydrogen to the moon for cooling uses. and thinks we can put data centers on the moon. With what power source lucas? and how exactly would those data centers connect to anything on earth? Hint: they wouldn't

and of course he wants to give everybody 100k a year. Somehow this is achieved and done so indefinitely by eliminating the comparative handful of billionaires that exist on this planet

LOL. I can't even with this moron. The more he tries to explain anything, the dumber he gets. I could understand it if he was just plain ignorant on a subject, but WTF is giving him these ideas he thinks make sense, or have any bearing on reality, in his head?

Like seriously. Solar powered data centers? Nigga, solar power can't even fully support a house. And infrastructure on the moon? Man has just made the first trip near the moon for the first time in 50 years, and you want to put a fucking data center there right now? The rest is just as retarded, but how the fuck does he reach a point where this shit even makes sense to him?

 

[Big Nasty]

Lucas has rejected the God of Men, because God failed to live up to his expectations.

Instead, he has adopted a surrogate divinity, that he calls "The Universe". This divine universe is infinite, eternal, omnipotent and can make anything you can dream of be true, if you only do the science - like, the thing with the stars and galaxies, dimensions and space aliens and the big numbers.

Or, in the words of Dr. Niggae Luke - "Science them unto my dick."

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

God damn, get off facebook Myrna. I would be so embarrased if my mother was on social media like this.

 

[Stinkyboy]

40th? So Lucas is an actual bastard?

 

[Bassomatic]

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God damn, get off facebook Myrna. I would be so embarrased if my mother was on social media like this.

I wouldn't wish Myrna on cancer.

40th? So Lucas is an actual bastard?

No she got knocked up by King Roy (they were married) and then took her current retard man slave. Lucas is late 40s now.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas has rejected the God of Men, because God failed to live up to his expectations.

Instead, he has adopted a surrogate divinity, that he calls "The Universe". This divine universe is infinite, eternal, omnipotent and can make anything you can dream of be true, if you only do the science - like, the thing with the stars and galaxies, dimensions and space aliens and the big numbers.

Or, in the words of Dr. Niggae Luke - "Science them unto my dick."

This is it right here. For whatever, the sped can't process the abstract idea of God as a creator of life, but the idea of God as creator of the universe is so abstract that he just accepts it under the thin guise (and extremely poorly understood, so poorly as not understood at all) of science.

Now what's hilarious to me is the horseshoe that leads quantum physicsists (particularly of the theoretical variety), mathmaticians, giga-psychologists (like Carl Jung), literal certified weedbros (like Terrence McKenna),
and big brained geniuses like them, all back to God. All these people that Lucas practically worships on a very shallow surface level*, got so deep into their field, that they generally believe life, the universe, physics, reality, etc is so complex and intricate that their has to be a God in some shape or form. IMO, it's one of the more tragic things about Lucas.

*- Note: Except Carl Jung for obvious reasons, LOL. I'd love for him to stumble upon the mind instead of the cosmos or "science" sometime. Also, he definitely doesn't know anything about Terrence McKenna either.

All of his pursuits (relative to Lucas's ability to pursue, LOL), provide an avenue for him to find God. He's just so deadset on God being this one, hyper-specific and literal entity who won't offer Lucas a zoomer bae, that he'd never be able to think it through. Well. That and he's a mongoloid who's got less of a grasp on science and math than kids in elementary school. That, and natural curiosity.

Again, it's tragic because theroetical science and math, the shit he love love loves to moo about non-stop, absolutely require a distinct curiosity and a fundamental awareness that the answer you believe to be true is inherently wrong. That's not Lucas though. It's the fucking opposite, and unfortunately whatever he believes is wrong before it even reaches the starting point, LOL

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God damn, get off facebook Myrna. I would be so embarrased if my mother was on social media like this.

She's definitely a prime boomer specimen, that's for sure. TBF though, there's no way you get a Lucas Werner without this type of mother.

I wouldn't wish Myrna on cancer.

Same. Personally, I'm hoping she loves a long, healthy life, and constantly reminded of the son she wrought upon the Earth every single day in her old age. However, it'd be a real giggle if her dementia forces her to forget everything else except Lucas. My fingers are also crossed for the optimistic , dream scenario where they both somehow end up in the same nursing home.

No she got knocked up by King Roy (they were married) and then took her current retard man slave. Lucas is late 40s now.

45 (Maybe 46?) One of those. I only remember because 45 used to be the end of his prime telomeric age. Where a man's seed was at it's peak to impregnate a fecund teenager's ova with a healthy child, before it all went to shit at the ripe old age of 46.

I know he doesn't moo about telomeres as much as he used to, but I distinctly recall that number (45) raising to 55 during one moo. Very convenient if you ask me, but I guess Dr. Nigga came across new research??? Though, I'm curious if that's why he doesn't moo about telomeres as much. His precious science, of which he relied on so heavily to land him a zoomer bae to fist under a bridge, outright stated that his selling point has expired. TBF, it could also be because his libido has evaporated, but that's kind of a miracle too because there's no way he's has a sex drive (or an erection) in at least 10 years.

We got some good ol' Tiktoks:

I imagine he discovered young people like cocaine, and he's trying to stir up some communications with zoomer baes? No idea what spawned this.

Thankfully, his monthly tardbux should arrive soon so he can afford Gatorade Blue Frost.

Haha. My dude, I know your board games are retarded, but there is something to appreciate about you having a hobby beyond food, mooing on the Internet, and zoomers. However, even if you weren't a deranged schizofrenic with a delusional mind and disorganized thinking, I doubt zoomer baes are generally interested in board games. Cocaine on the other hand... Now, that might work! Kinda like when you were offering drugs to zoomers. It's gotta be the drugs they want though. Uppers like adderall, painkillers, or downers like Xanax. Not kidney medication or antipsychotics. For the love of God, don't try to woo zoomer baes with those... again.

The only lesson, poorly misunderstood, lessons you've taken from the entirety of the Bible are:

- Rich people go to hell
- Women should fuck Lucas

LOL

Edit: An the morning's first Facebook post.

It's only about 0930 his time. Today might be an extra schizofrenic day... Ruh roh.

Someone should ask him about gravity and it's relationship to time. I want to see the interpretation of the world forum renouned thought leader, Dr. Nigga.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas back pushing for AI. Lucas likes AI for a few reasons, it can help him create his terrible board games that no one will want to play is the first. He thinks it is a good thing if AI eliminates jobs. Why is this a good thing? Well, the fat cow has been unemployed and on welfare almost his entire adult life and the gubmint has provided for him more or less, even though he has been homeless a handful of times.

So, he really can't relate to people who actually need to work to survive. He thinks that if AI eliminates jobs then the government will step in and provide. Yeah, no. That won't happen. And if it did happen, he see this as a way he would get more money and would be better off with a universal income. And all this will just be plenty good and that means people can just enjoy themselves instead of working for those heckin greedy billionaires.

And being a liberal, he has to deflect on how it would negatively effect the environment. He thinks somehow it would just run on renewable energy.

Lucas is dumb. He is dumb and autistic. Such a burden on society.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas back pushing for AI. Lucas likes AI for a few reasons, it can help him create his terrible board games that no one will want to play is the first. He thinks it is a good thing if AI eliminates jobs. Why is this a good thing? Well, the fat cow has been unemployed and on welfare almost his entire adult life and the gubmint has provided for him more or less, even though he has been homeless a handful of times.

Lucas's logic works in such a bizarre way. It'll draw connections that aren't there, simply because certain things must be true and related in his broken mind. Coincidentally, these connections he creates are always regarding something he supports, and it makes the rampant bias blatant. Bias, of which, he's absolutely unaware that exists within him, even though everyone else spots it within seconds. The retard puts a whole new spin to the phrase "it's all relative", LOL.

However, if him making irrelevant connections to substantiate his mooing weren't bad enough, he always fails to acknowledge the inconvenient facts or reality that are relevant. For whatever reason, the AI mooing just feels so much more absurd than his normal mooing (e.g., politics, economics, science, romance, etc.), and I'm not sure why, but it's not much different than anything he's mooed about in the past.

I suspect it's because AI, writ large, is less abstract while being more topical, tangible, and a lot more societally relevant to Lucas instead of politics. Basically, how wrong he is can be broken down into more quantifiable facts instead of the concepts for how wrong his preferred form of society, politics, economics, etc. would be.

So, he really can't relate to people who actually need to work to survive. He thinks that if AI eliminates jobs then the government will step in and provide. Yeah, no. That won't happen. And if it did happen, he see this as a way he would get more money and would be better off with a universal income. And all this will just be plenty good and that means people can just enjoy themselves instead of working for those heckin greedy billionaires.

I appreciate how he doesn't even understand where UBI and AI intersect. All it is more evidence he incorrectly views it as a system of free money and easier access to zoomer baes. It'd be one thing if he understood the arguments in favor of any of the shit he moos about, because you could at least have the opportunity to give him the benefit of the doubt* that he's arguing for on behalf a theoretical, societal good. Unfortunately, that's not the case for UBI or any of the shit he says. Everything Lucas moos about shares a single, driving aspect, in that it'll somehow get a zoomer bae under a bridge for him to violently fist. It's just coincidence that he chose the funniest, and most absolute cringe path, to do this. (i.e. Atheist, Socialist, Leftists/Progressive, Reddit-brained, #science, etc.)

*- Note: This is purely theoretical, and playing devil's advocate. There is no world where anyone can, should, or even attempt to give this moron the benefit of the doubt regarding anything.

And being a liberal, he has to deflect on how it would negatively effect the environment.

I doubt the AI, corporate bootlicker understands any aspect of environmental impact.

He thinks somehow it would just run on renewable energy.

No, no, no. Much better. It's supposed to create thermal energy for power grids to run off! I was curious, as to the efficiency of Lucas's innovative idea regarding thermal energy, so I ran it through AI. It's response? The exhaust from data centers are good for heating, and that's about it. That's Lucas's galaxy-brained intellect for ya. Who knew that heat exhaust could heat things??? Thank god we have to pump so much cold air into data centers, so I guess the massive amounts of energy required to do that (as well as fucking powering them, LOL) balances everything out.

Lucas is dumb. He is dumb and autistic. Such a burden on society.

Yet that's the crux of Lucas. He benefits from society in such an insane, one-sided way, and he's deeply unhappy with it for the sole fact a zoomer won't meet him under the bridge for a swift anal fisting, along with a healthy dose of his defective telomeres. The gall of him to act the way he does, while assuredly not surviving nearly every other society throughout the history of humanity, is just something else.


Jesus Christ. Lucas is lazy. Lucas doesn't do good in the world. Lucas doesn't work hard, nor does he suffer by any objective definition. The only suffering he faces is purely subjective to one single person, and that's him, because he doesn't have a zoomer bae.

Also, LOL. No Lucas. You do not believe the opposite because you have no idea what it means to be in the same "dire straights" that the rest of society "constantly" face since every basic necessity is provided to you at no cost. Cost to the taxpayer, but not you. All while not providing one iota of value to society, outside of a few bucks in taxes from the few months of menial labor in your 46 years in this Earth.

Worse, you receive(d) all the basic necessities of life (food, water, shelter, education, healthcare, etc), and get extra tardbux to boot. Regardless of its $100, or more, it doesn't matter. Anything given to you is the result of the same society/government/economic system you hatemoo about constantly, like you don't receive all this shit.

 

[WonderWino]

These are lucas's idea of serving reasonable lengths of time in office


Lucas thinks the soviet government gave housing to the homeless. It was illegal to be homeless in soviet countries. Those homes are for workers lucas. If you were homeless you'd be arrested and either sent to prison or a gulag labor camp


Lucas isn't supposed to be drinking gatorade. There was also a warning that came up about drinking it while taking ozempic