💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I already proposed a likely scenario for a wern led socialist revolution

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Lucas is posting nonsense from somebody who is clearly just as retarded as he is

and even by wern logic the idea of 'building social infrastructure' as he describes from heat exhaust is retarded. How the fuck does he think that would even work? How the fuck does excess heat become healthcare and education? and there is no fucking green energy involved in powering a data center in the first place. Thats pure retard logic

and where does the magic money come from for that UBI lucas?
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Lucas thinks you can run data centers, let alone AI specific ones off of solar power. Fucking lol. He thinks we can ship absurd amounts of hydrogen to the moon for cooling uses. and thinks we can put data centers on the moon. With what power source lucas? and how exactly would those data centers connect to anything on earth? Hint: they wouldn't

and of course he wants to give everybody 100k a year. Somehow this is achieved and done so indefinitely by eliminating the comparative handful of billionaires that exist on this planet
While on one hand, nobody needs to be a billionaire, most advocates of some form of socialist economic model fail to understand economics and the fact that socialist ideals are not compatible with several aspects of human nature.

Fair enough that data centers might in fact require their own power grid, but even if they could be run with photovoltaic solar cells, the manufacture of those in themselves can have negative environmental impact.

So-called "green energy" has an enormous dark side that few are willing to point out.

@HackerX he kinda reminds me of that ADF-Fuensalida/Phil/whatever the hell he's calling himself now in that he absolutely alienates any group he attempts to associate himself with. And yeah the idea of a food fight board game could work, but his rule set makes it seem more like a worse version of chess.

As far as the cafeteria food fight game goes, personally I would go with a "dice and cards" approach to cuisine combat, and maybe have different "teams" based on humorous depictions of stereotypical high school cliques. Perhaps dice for movement and combat, and earn cards through various actions, which give you abilities that add to both the chaos and the humor, which should be the point of a game like this in the first place. Lucas would probably fail at this because he doesn't understand the concept of gameplay balance or play testing to make sure the rules are fair and/or work properly.
 
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Lucas thinks the soviet government gave housing to the homeless. It was illegal to be homeless in soviet countries. Those homes are for workers lucas. If you were homeless you'd be arrested and either sent to prison or a gulag labor camp
Let's even assume any of the dumb shit he says is true, which one currently exists and which one doesn't?

Why doesn't it exist, Lucas??? Ofc, he'd moo about capitalism destroying socialist utopias, or some idiotic shit like that. Then the natural response is "Why was that enough to cause these socialist utopias to fail, Lucas???"
Fair enough that data centers might in fact require their own power grid, but even if they could be run with photovoltaic solar cells, the manufacture of those in themselves can have negative environmental impact.

So-called "green energy" has an enormous dark side that few are willing to point out.
Wdym? Dr. Nigga says data centers can not only operate off of green energy, but are also a form of green energy themselves.
Lucas do not want dice and cards, he wants chits and meeples.
I always assumed meeples were some dumb shit he created and was extremely proud of, until I googled it just now. Are you telling me this sped didn't even create the meeples for his 'Meeple Toss' game? A game where you're just throwing these fucking things into a circle, trying to get them to stand up, and slapping a label on that like it's some new thing he created??? Like, I just assumed he at least created meeples, but did that nigga really create a worse version of marbles and pretend like it was a new board game????


Lucas has been weirdly quiet on Facebook for most of the day, after starting it off hit with his schizoscience. However, we do have some Tiktoks.
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I don't even know what alleged study he's making up that claims women are turned off by astrology and tarot cards. It seems like he's randomly stringing shit together, and posting this to convince himself that women are turned off by flatbills.
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Jesus. I hope he starts mooing about how it's a biological imperative for women to fuck Lucas. Those are always so deranged and great.
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Lucas has definitely talked about porn with women recently. Him posting crap like this because he thinks it might be the zoomer bae cheat code is laughably tragic.

My dude, you're not supposed to talk about porn on social media either. For the love of God, you're not supposed to treat it as some seductive tactic when you're a fat, schizofrenic hobo who's hopefully obsessed with teenagers either.
 
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Lucas managed to turn 'may the 4th be with you' of all things into complete gibberish with that nonsensical pic attached

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Says the guy who has spent years talking about how he'll burn down capitalist stores for not giving him what he wants and how he intends to decapitate supporters of capitalism

and no lucas, there is no direct democracy anywhere, let alone in asia. Most of south east asia is run by literal dictatorships of one kind or another
 
Yeah, meeples are just generic player tokens, shaped like a vaguely human silhouette and usually made of wood.
Yeah. I don't play board games, and always just kind of assumed they were something he made created and was super proud of. Mostly because the name sounds like something his broken brain would conjure while the general purpose of the pieces could be replaced by pocket change. (While I'm sure there's probably more to it than that, that's the how I view meeples in my head.)

I just always figured Lucas created the idea of meeples for meeple toss, because the alternative is just 'Hey, I'm gonna take these pieces from other board games, throw them on the ground, and call it a game.' The only reason I didn't automatically assume Lucas took the alternative is because his other board games are considerably more convoluted and schizofrenic. Whereas Meeple Toss is just plain childlike.
Talking about porn is weird as fuck, even if youre with your friends. No one needs to know that shit.
I always appreciate it when Lucas does shit like this though because it highlight his inability to understand acceptable topics in social settings. Which, ofc, is layered on the topic being something that's on the top of his schizofrenic mind for some reason. The tricky part is why this topic is on his mind ATM. Typically, when he's complaining about the term 'incel', antifa, and shit like that it's because he's getting into arguments in some niche group or comments.

Not sure if that's the case here though because it feels like Lucas is probably just reading and/or watching porn, and he wants to talk about that. Unlike complaining about being called an incel, this topic is a lot more dangerous. It could invoke negative, if not violent, behavior during a zoomer-crazed manic episode. Especially because he was just talking about rape porn of all things a few weeks ago.

Not that I think anything will happen since it's Lucas. He's legitimately retarded, incredibly simple, his physical fitness is non-existent, and his health is so poor that his heart would probably give out from a brisk walk. IMO, you can't rule it out though due to his sheer size, and God forbid if the perfect opportunity appears out of nowhere.
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Lucas managed to turn 'may the 4th be with you' of all things into complete gibberish with that nonsensical pic attached
I'm sure the zoomer baes will definitely pick up on this dreadful attempt at comedy involving music well before their generation. ROFL.
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Says the guy who has spent years talking about how he'll burn down capitalist stores for not giving him what he wants and how he intends to decapitate supporters of capitalism
LOL. It's always hilarious how he can't comprehend people can reference his past. Part of that being his broken brain doesn't allow him to reference his own past.

Also, and I kind of mentioned this above, but Lucas of all people can not be referencing murder in any shape or form. It's like when people look into some murderers web history prior to their crimes. Where it's discovered they were super into true crime murders, researching that shit, and people infer their violence spiraled from there. Then you add on that Lucas is unironically a deranged schizofrenic, with a violent history, and has been known to yell in public like a madman? Shit like talking about murder or rape porn, out of nowhere and wholly unnecessary, could easily land him a temporary stay at the puzzle factory m
and no lucas, there is no direct democracy anywhere, let alone in asia. Most of south east asia is run by literal dictatorships of one kind or another
His absolutely, randomly selected direct democracy is such a massive indicator of his childlike intellect. What's funnier is it's not like that'd make him happy, when he pretty blatantly just wants to be a dictator who's given infinite money, food, and zoomer bae resources.
 
That's not what infinite density means at all, but he failed remedial math

everything is 4d
height, width, length, time

but again, remedial math was too hard


luck is not a dimension,, hes just wrong about everything
 
That's not what infinite density means at all, but he failed remedial math

everything is 4d
height, width, length, time

but again, remedial math was too hard


luck is not a dimension,, hes just wrong about everything
He has also claimed fate is a dimension several times over the years

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Yet another example of lucas proving he's a fucking idiot

I'd like to see his explanation as to how such an animal would ever be able to build a ship of any kind let alone one that operates in space. Quite a feat for a species that lacks tool usage, access to fire and anything remotely resembling intelligence
 
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Lucas is proving himself an idiot yet again, Jesus was absolutely a real person, lucas has no idea what he is talking about. That doesn't mean he was actually the son of god or any of that stuff was actually true, but he did exist as an actual person and was crucified. Lucas forgot there are multiple roman sources about this. He's also mixing in the actual religious parts of it for retarded reasons and using that as some kind of gotcha

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Except people didn't steal everything from their countries. That is idiot logic

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Sweden is the rape and gang violence capitol of europe. This chart is all kinds of looney

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Any excuse to beg for money for food huh lucas
 
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