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His OkCupid profiles are literally in the OP (no longer active, but still answers your question). It also includes a screenshot of him complaining about multiple dating sites repeatedly taking down his accounts.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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His OkCupid profiles are literally in the OP (no longer active, but still answers your question). It also includes a screenshot of him complaining about multiple dating sites repeatedly taking down his accounts.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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He even attempted to use fetlife to try to find submissive millenials.
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The shirt:
Making gross food:
Making gross food:
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Trainwreck
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Good christ. Spaghetti is NOT a side. No wonder why he's gained 60+ lbs. He keeps eating like this and he will be 400 in no time.
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Some Facebook statuses:
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The shirt:
Making gross food:
Ah, Lucas Werner, a chef so skilled that he would make Gordon Ramsay or Marco Pierre-White jealous. I guess I'll unsubscribe from Ramsay's YouTube channel seeing as Lucas has it all covered.
One thing Lucas has never been good at is restraint, both in the kitchen and on the streets. Lucas' spaghetti was so bad the people of Spokane said that you could hear the cries of chefs as far away as Sicily.
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400 pounds of pure telomeres, bitch!
RWS Watcher
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Some Facebook statuses:
I don't think that lyric means what Werner thinks it means.
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.....hold the phone....i mean yeah Wern has always been off the deep end but what is this "brother fucks sister and then their offspring fuck each othet" stuff?????
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...man, now I just feel sad. Lucas, wherever you are, I hope you have shelter and the best steak in Spokane, you telomerase-filled star.These were screenshots shared to the Facebook group about Lucas, apparently written by his mother.
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It's part of his theory that all sex is incest except sex with him......hold the phone....i mean yeah Wern has always been off the deep end but what is this "brother fucks sister and then their offspring fuck each othet" stuff?????
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Yeah....i guess im just having trouble remembering all his Wernisms and shit since he was away so long.....that wording though im surprised none of his fb friendweens jumped on that to give him shit about. Or are they all just kissing his ass these days? I got bored looking thru the comments on his posts since he got out
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So, what are the chances of the statistic on Lucas' shirt not being genuine? Lucas does have a habit of misinterpreting data to fit his own cognitive biases.
redbarchetta
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https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2012/06/older-fathers/
Basically, the children of older men could theoretically live longer than average, but---
"The researchers said their study should not be taken as a recommendation that men reproduce at later ages as previous research has shown that older fathers are more likely to pass along harmful mutations to their offspring at conception, which can lead to increased rates of miscarriage and other health issues in offspring."
Basically, the children of older men could theoretically live longer than average, but---
"The researchers said their study should not be taken as a recommendation that men reproduce at later ages as previous research has shown that older fathers are more likely to pass along harmful mutations to their offspring at conception, which can lead to increased rates of miscarriage and other health issues in offspring."
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Lucas clearly didn't read the entire paper, or only chose to pay attention to the parts that he found appealing. One day someone is going to stop him in the street about that shirt, and he won't be able to cite the study.
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I'm mildly amused that in addition to all of the usual lack of sense he makes, he's still ranting about wanting "millennials' but they are actually now too old for his new age range stipulation according to where most demographers place their ending birth years.
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Lucas has decided to skip a generation and go after Gen Z, and he'll most likely pursue the next one after that in a few years. I wonder what caused him to narrow down his age range?
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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From the looks of things, he was told in no uncertain terms that he couldn't go after 16 year olds, so he probably decided to decrease the age range so that he can still get youngins.
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He's always been a hebephile, as demonstrated by him hitting on a 16 year old barista and at one point starting his age range target at 16 years old and arguing with people about the age of consent. Probably the only little bit of self-awareness and restraint he's ever shown is at least half-heartedly trying to conceal this most of the time and usually acting like he sets his sights on young adults (after the aforementioned argument he revised his position and said his cutoff was actually 18 ).
In the infamous shouting match video, the other idiot was repeatedly claiming that Lucas was a pedophile and lusted after young girls, and I'm guessing he had some insight into this, having lived with Lucas.