Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Aristophanes]

Lucas goes full Hannibal:

A discussion of fate:

Insights on sushi:

Fucking hell the first and last video are horrifying. Watching Lucas eat sushi is almost as traumatising as when he scarfed down a dozen burritos.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Something about the way he chews really grosses me out

 

[Particle Bored]

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Wow. Lucas got fatter, and....boring. I guess that means that the meds are working, so good for him I suppose. But the great return of The Wern (anyone else annoyed that he's taken to calling himself that?) kinda fizzled, huh?

Dunno quite how to feel about this one.

 

[Aristophanes]

Well, Lucas' aspiration to go to college is to harass pursue women, as expected.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Well, Lucas' aspiration to go to college is to harass pursue women, as expected.
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Ok. I stand corrected. Lucas will never change.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Wow. Lucas got fatter, and....boring. I guess that means that the meds are working, so good for him I suppose. But the great return of The Wern (anyone else annoyed that he's taken to calling himself that?) kinda fizzled, huh?

Dunno quite how to feel about this one.

It was simply a matter of when they were going to start the process of a chemical lobotomy. Now that he's out, it's simply a waiting game as to when he's gunna dive back down into his rabbit hole. For now, he's just inching his way down.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Wow. Lucas got fatter, and....boring. I guess that means that the meds are working, so good for him I suppose. But the great return of The Wern (anyone else annoyed that he's taken to calling himself that?) kinda fizzled, huh?

Dunno quite how to feel about this one.

Given how hellish schizophrenia is for both the patient and their family--especially when untreated--I'm okay with it. There's no shortage of cows, and while I'll laugh at an uncontrolled skitzocow's delusions, they're not clowns put here to entertain me. I'm still going to be relieved for them and everyone else in their lives when they're back on meds and have some stability in their lives, even if that makes them "boring."

He's still thirsting after college girls, and his particular delusions and obsessions are still there. But he's got a roof over his head, people keeping an eye on him and making sure he gets his meds, and he's not going to die out on the streets anytime soon. His mom probably sleeps a lot better at night. I can't even have a problem with this.

 

[Cato]

Interesting that in the title of that video he made the comparison between himself and a fictional serial killer who murdered and flayed women. I assumed that someone else uploaded (and, by extension, titled) that video until I checked it out.

Also, his facebook updates are now visible to non-friends, so I'm not sure why he's been fiddling with the settings.

 

[Aristophanes]

With Lucas being closely monitored, the chance of him slipping back into mania (like he did this time last year) is quite low. That's assuming he sticks to the program of course, and that he doesn't start any more trouble.

The medication has revealed that not only is Lucas boring without most of his delusions, is that he also lacks an interesting or approachable personality. He's selfish, and we've always known that, but the fact that he's one-dimensional in character makes him even more unappealing to others.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

With Lucas being closely monitored, the chance of him slipping back into mania (like he did this time last year) is quite low. That's assuming he sticks to the program of course, and that he doesn't start any more trouble.

The medication has revealed that not only is Lucas boring without most of his delusions, is that he also lacks an interesting or approachable personality. He's selfish, and we've always known that, but the fact that he's one-dimensional in character makes him even more unappealing to others.

Exactly! All his "charisma", if you could even call it that....the only things that made him compelling, were his neuroses. Absent these delusions, what've we got?

He likes to eat, a LOT.

He still thinks he's quite the intellectual, though it a less combative fashion than when unmedicated.

He still wants young girls, though the telomere reasoning seems less manic....or perhaps he's assuming we all already know his "theory"?

Umm...What else do we know about medicated Lucas?

 

[Aristophanes]

Exactly! All his "charisma", if you could even call it that....the only things that made him compelling, were his neuroses. Absent these delusions, what've we got?

He likes to eat, a LOT.

He still thinks he's quite the intellectual, though it a less combative fashion than when unmedicated.

He still wants young girls, though the telomere reasoning seems less manic....or perhaps he's assuming we all already know his "theory"?

Umm...What else do we know about medicated Lucas?

He still thinks that Churchill's is the height of sophistication, a dining experience that can be matched by none.

Other than these few things, Lucas doesn't have anything neither interesting nor unique about him. He has no hobbies (bar pseudoscience) at all, or anything else to occupy his time for that matter.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

From Churchills to Red Robin:

Girl power:

Long Telomere Daddy: The Lucas Werner Story coming soon:

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas has been on a roll with the videos as of late.

Dating advice from the Wern:

Rant about religion:

Another rant about religion:

And, a final rant about belief:

 

[Puta Bruja]

Why does his breathing seem so labored? He is quite insightful today with his beliefs in the giant floating space wizard.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Why does his breathing seem so labored? He is quite insightful today with his beliefs in the giant floating space wizard.

He did put on a lot of weight while he was away. Once you get past a certain point, getting overly excited over something will leave you in need of a breath or two.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This Ben Palmer person sounds like a ween.

 

[Aristophanes]

This Ben Palmer person sounds like a ween.

Yeah, I can smell the scent of "ween" from a mile off. I'm unsure as to whether Lucas has taken the bait though, as he doesn't seem to reply to Ben too much. This is strangely close to the Ideas Guy saga in the sense that this guy will try to manipulate Lucas into writing something more awful than it already is.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Lucas has been on a roll with the videos as of late.

Dating advice from the Wern:

Rant about religion:

Another rant about religion:

And, a final rant about belief:

The part in the first video where he talks about meth needs to be a new anti drug slogan. That is pure fucking gold.

 

[NiggoPls]

Why does his breathing seem so labored? He is quite insightful today with his beliefs in the giant floating space wizard.

He did put on a lot of weight while he was away. Once you get past a certain point, getting overly excited over something will leave you in need of a breath or two.

That, plus the antipsychotics tend to make you really lame. Everything takes extra effort.