💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[lindsayfan]

If I didn't know Lucas was 100% candy-ass, I'd find "Moments away from retribution" a very ominous phrase.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Is everyone watching the CWC-Esque long con play out?

 

[pertitsence]

Hey, quick question, but what the fuck

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

So, I'm thinking that because Lucas can't pay now, and they knew he couldn't/wouldn't, the pizza date is revoked. I smell something like extortion. It'll be bait and cash up front. Maybe. Idk here.

 

[Puta Bruja]

So, I'm thinking that because Lucas can't pay now, and they knew he couldn't/wouldn't, the pizza date is revoked. I smell something like extortion. It'll be bait and cash up front. Maybe. Idk here.

Oh God. You're totally right i think! He def agreed to pay

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Some updates for those not privileged enough to have Lucas on FB. This is looking like a very, very in depth catfishing operation. Lucas was set up with this girl by "Shao Mane" on Facebook, one of his more involved "supporters"(weens). This is most certainly going to end badly.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

It really, really is and I'll bet it will end up on the news... again.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't understand why anyone would want to catfish Lucas. What kind of content are they expecting to get out of him? The entirety of his mind is devoted to banging underage chicks, he's an open book already.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh good job jackass whoever set that up. When the con is revealed, now Lucas has a target. You just set someone up to a be stalked at a minimum, possibly worse.

 

[Brackets]

Why anyone would think gratifying a cow by giving them the only thing that they obsess over would be entertaining/worthwhile/safe is beyond me.

 

[Bassomatic]

I don't understand why anyone would want to catfish Lucas. What kind of content are they expecting to get out of him? The entirety of his mind is devoted to banging underage chicks, he's an open book already.

Honestly, the only reason I can see why is just to make him suffer and or possible chimp out.

Roquefort is only 5 months old... too young for even you Lucas.

 

[KerryDixon9]

I don't understand why anyone would want to catfish Lucas.

This last catfish was done for the $100 Lucas offered. So that Chow Mein dude will probably take $30 and the chick will take $70 because she did most of the work.

So the chick has a story about meeting the infamous Lucas Werner and will laugh about it to a bunch of people. Depending on how evil she is she could string Lucas along for a few more dates and have Lucas wasting hundreds on pussy he'll never get near.

There's a possibility that Chow Mein and the girl will humiliate Lucas over what a pathetic date he is.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

I hope she records the date and uploads the footage.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Can't screenshot right now, someone grab caps of Lucas losing it because he sent a dick pic to Corrina and she told him she doesn't want to be with him because his dick is too small.

Edit: got some caps, order is probably messed up but whateva. If this whole catfish was just to get a dick pic and tell him it's small, it's the worst/unimaginative one yet.

Edit again: She says they're still going out on friday. This is going to be very interesting. Adding more caps. Order will probably worsen.

Edit again again: 1 more cap for the road.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Shao and Corina going into damage control mode while still being blatantly obvious about fucking with him. I'm amazed that even after being catfished like four fucking times, he still can't put 2 and 2 together.

Edit: Lucas is now publicly advertising that he has a small penis, in case you needed yet another reason to sleep with him.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Can't screenshot right now, someone grab caps of Lucas losing it because he sent a dick pic to Corrina and she told him she doesn't want to be with him because his dick is too small.

Edit: got some caps, order is probably messed up but whateva. If this whole catfish was just to get a dick pic and tell him it's small, it's the worst/unimaginative one yet.

Edit again: She says they're still going out on friday. This is going to be very interesting. Adding more caps. Order will probably worsen.

Edit again again: 1 more cap for the road.

....wait wait wait so this girl actually went and met him in person? What is wrong with these people.

 

[KerryDixon9]

So now he changes it from having a date to sex. He owes that Chow Mein idiot $100 but is not paying out.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

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So now he changes it from having a date to sex. He owes that Chow Mein idiot $100 but is not paying out.

Lol good thats what they get for pozloading my negholep. Guess she has to put out if she wants more free food
Edit: oh man that text filter made me think i was still drunk or something hah

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Lucas is receiving sound advice from plenty of people telling him not to trust Corina and Shao.


Seeing Lucas actually fall for this is depressing. It's very hard to feel bad for the guy, but this comes close. Lucas is getting very invested in the idea of Corina and the more invested he gets, the worse it's gonna end.

Also, here's a picture of Shao just because he looks like an enormous faggot:

 

[lindsayfan]

Ugh he looks like a gross hippie scammer. Hey shao, quit playing pimp and go volunteer your neghole for the Tubesteak Tradeoff.

get your bussy telemorazed by dat Round Red Robin