Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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A bit of an oversimplification there.

The law defines stalking as:
(snip) ...engaging in a course of conduct directed at a person that serves no legitimate purpose and seriously alarms, annoys or intimidates the person.

Now the purpose of Kiwi Farms is to laugh at these spastics. We'd argue it's legitimate, they'd screech that it's not. The rest of the world doesn't give a fuck.

But we know that most lolcows are mentally ill people. We know that it alarms, annoys and intimidates them when they have threads about them. We just don't care.

It's wrong to be a member of Kiwi Farms. It's wrong to catfish mental people on Facebook. It just annoys me when Kiwis get all self righteous about trolling mental people when this site is just as guilty, and in many ways more guilty, than the FB trolls.
 

While I understand and even agree to an extent with your point about it being dubious for people who mock mentally ill people to claim a moral high ground, how can you argue that monitoring and commenting on material mentally ill people themselves put out in the public sphere is actually worse than actively engaging with said people to fuck with them?
 
While I understand and even agree to an extent with your point about it being dubious for people who mock mentally ill people to claim a moral high ground, how can you argue that monitoring and commenting on material mentally ill people themselves put out in the public sphere is actually worse than actively engaging with said people to fuck with them?

They are the drunk people who, on their way home from the pub, tip over a cow for a laugh.

We've set up viewing platforms to laugh at our cows.

Being tipped over a few times will be stressful for the cows, but it's only short term and pretty rare for most (weekly in Lucas's case, but only because he's so stupid and desperate). Most of the most productive lolcows know that nearly everything they do is going to be documented, mocked and that in extreme cases they are going to be aggressively doxed.
 
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Image dump of caps from Lucas' Facebook, found in the SOFALAW group.
Includes plans to meet "Corina" at the mall, a leaked email between the two of them, and some other random stuff.
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I find something funny about Lucas who loves to bash on religious people saying durr no proof fedora tip mind set.

I'd say there's a lot more proof on god then this chick wants you Lucas.

It's almost sad if Lucas was just mentally ill how bad he wants this he will buy any excuse to keep the game going. Not even trying to rich fag brag, but 20 bucks most people in their 20s can burn it for some fun, late 30s it's almost a forgettable amount of money. To Lucas it's a big chunk of change.

I'll loosely sum the 2 vids he posted.

Lucas brings the legal threats and name drops us. Lucas knows of us but hasn't seem to seen we aren't fond of this weenary. He's blaming agism on why he got videotaped for the lulz, even with caps proving people laughed at it while it was happening and people were saying good ween!

Lucas compares his mental illness to a hangnail, and both being small it's nothing to be shamed by. Lucas tries to rich brag and says I'd spend 80 bucks because I have it.

Video shooter was "gay friend" Lucas said since stigma he was a body guard. No, that's called a ween, we literally saw this move of fake person who was a ween in the Catharine cwc saga. If you don't feel safe meeting someone you don't. Period, that's how the real world works. Lucas said it's good he's gay and she's not allowed to have friends who are straight men. He talked like a gay, so he's gay. Lucas isn't a bigot though.

He says it's a lot of work to troll so not real - a man who's never worked. Lucas is focused on the focus it's money based, not these weens are willing to go insanely long reach for some le rebbit upboats.

vid 2.
He harps on about the video but it's ok before it was the "official" date and showed off to FB and Shao. Shao thinks KF will "shit" and posts a trophy. Thinking we will not mock him and respect him. He says people on KF make fun of him, I don't know how he feels that way, a spade is a spade fat pedophile schizo mrsa infected are just well true. Making fun of him would be pointing out his hair cut is dumb... whoops.

He claims KF sends people to troll him on FB, so he either doesn't read how we feel or just wants to lie. Either or, he's incorrect. He assumes we are jealous. He uses the term lol and horror cow. He says only we seem him as a losers and mock him for being mentally ill.

We would laugh at him falling on a banana peel, he's correct. Us shitting is because this video and Shao are clearing his name.

Someone pay pal me bourbon I need it after that.
 
I can't remember if I read it on here, or somewhere else, but didn't someone imply that this catfish was set up to get a bunch of the money Lucas had coming to him when he gets his SSI back pay? Or something like that?

Wouldn't be surprised, it's all he's been talking about in an effort to get those millennial chicks (and now Gen Z) - just advertising how he's getting this money and bragging about how stupidly he can/does spend it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
Wouldn't be surprised, it's all he's been talking about in an effort to get those millennial chicks (and now Gen Z) - just advertising how he's getting this money and bragging about how stupidly he can/does spend it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

But at the same time anyone with a house is rich. Anyone with a car is rich. If you have a credit card you're in the top 1%. Yet he keeps making videos about how much money he has. Which is an amount that is fairly inconsequential to most 38 year old.
 
Which is an amount that is fairly inconsequential to most 18 year old.
Fixed that last part for you.
Lucas has also been called out enough he dropped the lie he is getting the family land/money.

He's also spun he's too poor for a car as he's green like you know Bernie! (even though Bernie owns 3 homes and has been seen driving an Audi R8.)

It just comes down to be, well I hate to sound so mean but Lucas aside his mental illness is dumb. It's great because he's a predator. a 12 year old can see past his bull shit. So no one's really in danger of him.

Lucas last money sperg was talking about replacing a 9 dollar radio. Where he lives that's literally less than min wage for an hour.

Lucas also doesn't seem to follow the hard left idea of predatory credit where only the poor get credit cards or debt.

I don't know why I'm trying to poke holes in the open hull of his lies, really everything he says is, forgive me for sounding blunt... stupid.

His new antics aren't funny and taking money from him is as low as it gets. He'd be more fun milk if he went back to the creepy attraction signs. But if you scam him to pay your bills, you are lower than him and that shows where your future will be.
 
But at the same time anyone with a house is rich. Anyone with a car is rich. If you have a credit card you're in the top 1%. Yet he keeps making videos about how much money he has. Which is an amount that is fairly inconsequential to most 38 year old.

Totally true, but Shao and Corinna are young so a small amount of money to a full fledged adult is a lot (or at least enough not to say no to) to them - and the Wern is a gullible, easy target. So it's more like walking into a bad neighborhood yelling that you've got a bunch of cash on you but only for someone who'll sell you peyote, and ONLY peyote, nothing else.

Probably not going to find that someone, but you'll likely find someone willing to lighten your pockets nonetheless.
 
It's pretty fucked up to fuck with him in that way, no matter what money we are talking about here. Dude's seriously mentally ill. It's like kicking the crutches out under somebody. It's just a fucked up thing to do.

:powerlevel:: I did a lot of sales in my life and most people love to pretend they have
more money than they actually do. If push comes to shove, $20 are lots of money for a lot of people, no matter the age. The Wern isn't a huge exception from anyone in that matter. Life experience tells me that $20 is a lot of money even for some people that say it isn't in this very thread.
 
According to someone in the facebook group, Shao just hangs out at malls and plays saxophone, if that's true I kind of get the feeling he's not exactly rolling in cash.

If you look around on his profile, this would appear to be accurate. He also has his job listed as "freelance musician."

Besides that though, the fact that he's a white dude with dreadlocks should already be an indicator that he has no money.

If they're actually trying to get money out of Lucas, they could get in legal trouble. IIRC, catfishing isn't illegal unless you're trying to get money out of somebody. Shao is doing it off his actual personal profile, proving yet again how intelligent he is.
 
Isn't today the pizza date day? Anyone know what's up with Lucas deleting everything from wednesday, and no posts yesterday? Except for the videos of course.
 
Well, I'm of the opinion after seeing this video, that the Wern will be getting locked up again fairly soon. Enjoy all the lip smacking, licking his food and burping. Oh, and the bald spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2KIcfrnqMA&feature=youtu.be
Hey man, I like that you have the initiative to post the videos. Just a helpful tip that when you’re posting a reply to a thread, you can actually click on the little button above the text box that looks like a piece of film(to the right of the button that looks like a landscape), and enter in the link. Hope this helps friend, and thanks for posting the video.
 
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