💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Rogowski said:
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They always cry "cyber bullying" when in reality all any of us are doing is simply discussing and voicing our opinions about the stuff cows post and do in the privacy of a forum that many have the option of ignoring. It's not like any of us go up to these cows and act like Nelson Muntz. That's something weens usually do and are often ostracized for pozloading my neghole.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
They always cry "cyber bullying" when in reality all any of us are doing is simply discussing and voicing our opinions about the stuff cows post and do in the privacy of a forum that many have the option of ignoring. It's not like any of us go up to these cows and act like Nelson Muntz. That's something weens usually do and are often ostracized for pozloading my neghole.
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We'll most likely see an email from Lucas posted in "Take that of the damn internet" at some point in the near future, lolsuit threats and all. Null has already been bothered by someone claiming to be Lucas, but that still hasn't been verified.
 
Lots of 20-something women shack up with 30-something guys. I'd even go as far as to say that as a man, you have better chances in that age range to get laid than any other one. You aren't a kid that doesn't know anything anymore, ideally you have interests and hobbies you have honed (not videogames that is) and a career to talk about, you have disposable income to spend on doing fun things and you know what not to do in relationships and have the patience and stability for one and you are past your "I'm awkward with the other gender" stage. On the other hand your body (which, let's face it, as man just isn't that important) is still in it's prime and you're still strong and virile. It can go over really well, especially with women less experienced. Men getting older have it a lot easier. This is how it always was, this is how it always will be. No single women in their 30s screeching on reddit about how it is creepy for men hooking up with women more than 2 years younger will ever change that.

Now before you get excited, of course none of that applies to you Lucas because you're just a very creepy dude that says some very creepy things and also looks very unsettling. Also instead of working on yourself you just whine incoherently on Facebook. Nobody will ever find that attractive in any way, shape, or form. Get help.
 
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Further evidence that Lucas is a scared little bitch IRL. Also, as if this website is the only thing that incites hatred against him. Maybe "there's nothing wrong with a 40 year old wanting to date 16 year olds" just isn't a particularly well-liked viewpoint.

On another note, I see people talking about a secret group called Werner taskforce that only the most loyal of weens get admitted to. Anyone have any further info about what goes on in this group? Just curious.
 
baberaham lincoln said:
I was in the Werner Taskforce but I got blocked after fucking Eddie leaked that I was also in SOFALAW. Got me blocked from Lucas’ page too.
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All these anti-Werner groups are getting ridiculous.

We're going to have to create a subforum for Werner weens if these idiots don't stop.

Idiots? You're making everyone else look bad.
 
Father Dharmendra Rada said:
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Further evidence that Lucas is a scared little bitch IRL. Also, as if this website is the only thing that incites hatred against him. Maybe "there's nothing wrong with a 40 year old wanting to date 16 year olds" just isn't a particularly well-liked viewpoint.

On another note, I see people talking about a secret group called Werner taskforce that only the most loyal of weens get admitted to. Anyone have any further info about what goes on in this group? Just curious.
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The thing is that in nearly all of the incidents where Lucas has gotten himself in trouble, he was the aggressor - and that person "attacking" him was in fact defending themselves. He's been known to provoke people, be it through purposefully starting shit or by simply ignoring their personal space.
 
I just recently got kicked from Werner Task Force. The person who added me to begin with informed me that there's like 6 people left in there, and they're mostly fake profiles of 20 year old feeeeeeemales.
 
Lucas is too much of a coward to make an account here. Even if he wasn't, he's too stupid to get through the captcha. (In reply to something, somewhere here.)
 
QueenBurritoSupreme said:
Lucas is too much of a coward to make an account here. Even if he wasn't, he's too stupid to get through the captcha. (In reply to something, somewhere here.)
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Plus, even if he made it through registration we all know he'd be reluctant to get himself verified as a person of interest. As a verified person of interest he would lose the ability to edit or delete his posts, which seeing he has the habit of covering his tracks this wouldn't sit well with him.
 
Aristophanes said:
The thing is that in nearly all of the incidents where Lucas has gotten himself in trouble, he was the aggressor - and that person "attacking" him was in fact defending themselves. He's been known to provoke people, be it through purposefully starting shit or by simply ignoring their personal space.
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Every time I think of Lucas being an aggressor it brings me back to that video of him charging that other autistic tard that was yelling about Lucas being a pedophile. The way he charges dude with his fists shaking was uniquely cringeworthy and memorable but not in a good way whatsoever. It's pretty evident that he can't hold his own in a fisticuffs match. Still hilarious, nonetheless.

 
Lucas and his ungodly amount of telomeres should bless the world if prostitution becomes legal. Women would line down the block for a taste of his age preventing juice.
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jermmcplattden said:
Anyone want lucas’s Phone number?
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Are you sure that you have his phone number? Lucas did mention recently that he doesn't own a phone, and has to borrow his neighbour's cellphone when he needs one. All of those photos he uploads to Facebook are taken on an ancient Kindle.
 
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