Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

"plants communicate with smells"

Lucas you need more lithium, you know the drug they give lost cases on.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Haha hes this fuckin insane on lithium? Holy shit he is worse than I thought. He's such a dick head too. I hope that Amanda chick stops transcribing his nonsensical book for him since he can't even treat her with an ounce of decency.
Only snowflake pussies block people on social media. It's so easy to hurt Lucas fee fees lol

 

[Caracticus]

He's started power-tripping. Once he realized he could shut-up the general public by tightening access to his Facebook page, he's turned that same dominance on his facebook friends. Look at his YouTube account. It's been a month since he's vented anything, it's just readings of Wound. He's staying in a safe zone where he can control his "fans" and take their sarcastic support seriously.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Just gonna put this here.

I can say, with perfect senility, that Lucas has life pretty much figured out.

*I like how he thinks he gets to keep the whole lump sum without a tax deduction.

 

[BeefMcBeef]

What in the silence of the lambs

*I like how he thinks he gets to keep the whole lump sum without a tax deduction.

He probably pays little to nothing in taxes, I don't he knows how they work. Have you seen his ramblings of taking money from the rich every time somebody does some ordinary thing like driving or (my favorite example) having sex

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

I don't he knows how they work. Have you seen his ramblings of taking money from the rich every time somebody does some ordinary thing like driving or (my favorite example) having sex

That was actually going to be my example of his loose understanding of how taxes work. He was going on for a while about it this afternoon. Seeing his responses to the comments was pretty special.

 

[lemongrab]

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Yeah............ that's why

That was what they would tell kids in like, first grade.

No, we make fun of Lucas because he's a gross insane pedophiliac slimeball who can't cook worth a damn. The narcissism is strong in this one.

Also lol at him blocking the girl transcribing Wound. I hope she changes her mind about continuing.

 

[Aristophanes]

The woman who has volunteered to transcribe Wound (hopefully into something that makes some sense) is doing God's work - she deserves a stiff drink, because if I had to put up with Lucas' bullshit for that long I'd certainly want one.

 

[DeletedSoul]

You said Lucas slipped up and mentioned that he had an age range of 11 and younger. You said that you couldn't even call him a hebophile, which is an attraction kids between 11 and 14, and the obvious inference being that he was a genuine pedo with an attraction to girls 11 and younger.

And you did that right after AnOm posted mentioning an 11 year old.

Lucas has been ranting about Gen Whatevers not fucking him and having to go on to the next Gen, but when he's offering a seven year deadline for his next pussy that covers him.

If Lucas had slipped up and mentioned he was interested in 11 year olds then the cops would be taking his accounts apart to find the evidence to throw him back in the loony bin or jail. He didn't do it though, he didn't do anything like it. I have no problem imagining Lucas creeping on under age girls again and when he does I hope he's bounced off the streets quickly. But you're just crying wolf over bullshit.

I know I'm kind of late to this debate, but once upon a time (IIRC) he PMed a girl and said "you remind me of my cousin. That's hot." He was referring to his ten year old cousin.

(If I'm misremembering the details I apologize)

I really wish all these fucking faggots would stop pulling shit like this, and cat fishing him. It’s not fucking funny and will cause changes in his behavior that will result in less laughs. Fuck sake. SOFALAW and ANTI-SOFALAW are fucking cancer.

Could you explain what SOFALAW had to do with this? We were just as surprised by this bullshit as you were.

 

[Rogowski]

He accidentally blocked somebody who's giving him free stuff, so I guess we know how to get permission to disagree with him.

I wonder what the deal is with this Gerard guy, he always challenges Lucas often but doesn't get blocked

Also, Amanda is one of the admin of SOFALAW. And at any given time Lucas has one main ass patter he favors over all the other in exchange for doing shit for him. It used to be Astro but Gerald outed him for having Shao Mane on his friends list so Gerald is now his favorite. Although they constantly argue about shit and Gerald didn't ask for this.

 

[DeletedSoul]

LOL I certainly am not making a 3h trip to shithole Spokane to have dinner with a paranoid skitzo and risk the chance of ending up a skin suit or chased in the parking lot while he flails his fists and does the angry Lucas shuffle. There is nothing to discuss and I sure as hell would not want to be seen in public with the chubster.
He is an incoherent telomerase obsessed mentally ill millennial predator. Nobody on KF is bullying Lucas. We are just observing his madness for entertainment purposes only.
I don't get why he isn't obsessively mad at SOFLAW instead. They're the ones that troll his stupid ass into sending dick pics and venturing out in public under false pretenses of going on a date with a hot millennial chick.

Incorrect. Weening and catfishing are against the rules in SOFALAW. Shao Mane was a member for all of about 3 hours before we banned him and his friends for being dumb shits.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I'd go out on a limb and say that Lucas has no idea how taxes work. I doubt he had ever to deal with them in any way.

I have no idea how people directly interact with him, I would not have the patience for it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I wonder if building Luke's ego; all this insincere attention which he interprets as actually from his "fans", is in fact helping generate lulzy content.

Maybe it is, but it strikes me that Werner was funnier and more productive of crazy (vids at least) when he wasn't surrounded by those he saw as sycophants.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like all these groups fighting for his attention, whether intending to ween or not, are making him into an arrogant, block-happy little Facebook dictator.

I don't see much lulz from that.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

She really is, and she's the best overall.

Lucas, I hope you're reading this: SOFALAW and Kiwifarms are your legacy. You'll never have children, so we're all that will be left of you when you die of a heart attack in the next few years.

I hope that, when you're wheezing and clutching your chest while flopping around on the filthy carpet of whatever dingy, roach infested apartment you manage to stay at, I hope the last sound you hear is the sound of a young couple going at it.

You have crossed so many lines just in the past few weeks (appropriating injustice and tragedy and equivocating them to your lack of a sex life, saying racist shit, bragging about living on others' money, and telling a man he was lying when he told you he lost his fiance to an ectopic pregnancy) it's hard to believe that there's anyone left who has any desire to help you. In fact, it's a testament to the power of empathy that anyone has a kind thing to say to you at all.

For all of your racism, all of your misogyny, all of your predatory and terrible behavior, you deserve to die alone, remembered with nothing but ridicule and scorn.

JFC dude calm down. You keep acting like a gigantic faggot and then claiming that SOFALAW and ANTI- aren’t a bunch of faggots. We’re here to laugh at him, not say some cringey ass shit like this.

 

[TS 298]

She really is, and she's the best overall.

Lucas, I hope you're reading this: SOFALAW and Kiwifarms are your legacy. You'll never have children, so we're all that will be left of you when you die of a heart attack in the next few years.

I hope that, when you're wheezing and clutching your chest while flopping around on the filthy carpet of whatever dingy, roach infested apartment you manage to stay at, I hope the last sound you hear is the sound of a young couple going at it.

You have crossed so many lines just in the past few weeks (appropriating injustice and tragedy and equivocating them to your lack of a sex life, saying racist shit, bragging about living on others' money, and telling a man he was lying when he told you he lost his fiance to an ectopic pregnancy) it's hard to believe that there's anyone left who has any desire to help you. In fact, it's a testament to the power of empathy that anyone has a kind thing to say to you at all.

For all of your racism, all of your misogyny, all of your predatory and terrible behavior, you deserve to die alone, remembered with nothing but ridicule and scorn.

Okay, I'm sensing some hostility here.

 

[NotLucusWerner]

Let's get back on track with the real issue. Any female aged 16-26 in Spokane Washington want to meet for sushi paid for with tax payers money?

 

[lindsayfan]

when you're wheezing and clutching your chest while flopping around on the filthy carpet of whatever dingy, roach infested apartment you manage to stay at, I hope the last sound you hear is the sound of a young couple going at it.

that post was pure a-log but i did greatly enjoy this line

 

[DeletedSoul]

Also, Amanda is one of the admin of SOFALAW. And at any given time Lucas has one main ass patter he favors over all the other in exchange for doing shit for him It used to be Astro but Gerald outed him for having Shao Mane on his friends list so Gerald is now his favorite Although they constantly argue about shit and Gerald didn't ask for this.

JFC dude calm down. You keep acting like a gigantic faggot and then claiming that SOFALAW and ANTI- aren’t a bunch of faggots. We’re here to laugh at him, not say some cringey ass shit like this.

Considering you blame SOFALAW for everything random morons do, I'm not sure exactly how valuable your opinion is here.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

-rant-

There's really no point in getting mad at Lucas. To us, at least for me, the farms is the online equivalent of going to a carnival sideshow. You come, you gawk at the cows, you make a snide remark here and there, and you go on with the rest of your day. A-logging a cow serves no purpose other than making you look just as bad, especially considering these are people who make asses of themselves on a daily basis for no reason other than :autism:

 

[DeletedSoul]

Says the retard who only posts here, and when you try to comment in other threads come off as 100% autistic. If you can’t laugh at Lucas’ insanity, maybe you should fuck off.

I don't see how anything you've said invalidates my point: you think SOFALAW is behind every telomere stuck up a tree.

There's really no point in getting mad at Lucas. To us, at least for me, the farms is the online equivalent of going to a carnival sideshow. You come, you gawk at the cows, you make a snide remark here and there, and you go on with the rest of your day. A-logging a cow serves no purpose other than making you look just as bad, especially considering these are people who make asses of themselves on a daily basis for no reason other than :autism:

I usually find him little more than entertaining. For some reason his complete lack of empathy when Gerard told him about his dead fiance gets to me though. I think it's a mix of Gerard being a genuinely nice person who didn't deserve that tragedy to begin with, along with Lucas's casual dismissal of it as a lie because it's inconvenient to him.