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The real fucked up thing is that the Zuck has all of the telomerase secrets IMO
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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IrishAsylum
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"Even if I have to unnnggghh"
Does the "unnnggghh" imply he's restraining his "date" or is it more like he couldn't finish his post without jizzing all over the place?
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I don't get it.
So the innernetz is the great wall of China, and the farms is one side of it?
Luke, muh buddy, take more Lithium....you're making less sense than usual
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I think you would literally have to be a schizo to understand his thought process. He is utterly insane.
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This thread got really autistic really fucking fast.
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NotLucusWerner
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What percent of people on Lucas's page do you think are there to poke fun and what percent actually are being serious with their support? Like the ones that seem to be serious with the support makes me wonder what issues they also have.
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Caps at the end of each DNA strand.
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I find it hard to believe that any % of his audience is truly there to support him but most likely there are a few completely delusional tards that want to see him procreate. Some people just want to watch the world burn. I will say 95% are there to poke fun and 5% are actually genuine, sadly.
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Who is this Gerard barnes guy? I've seen him in SOFALAW posting things but he seems to be one of Lucas' main 'friends' and from what I've seen people seem to think he's a genuine person?
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As far as I can tell he's a genuine person trying to talk sense into Lucas.
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Poor guy, that's a losing battle
Btw I see words coming up often that I don't recognize and Google isn't helping: Ween, A-Log, and SOFLAW. Can somebody help me out?
Btw I see words coming up often that I don't recognize and Google isn't helping: Ween, A-Log, and SOFLAW. Can somebody help me out?
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Lucas getting assblasted at us again today:
Sevan Vosgi
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SOFALAW is some secret Facebook group that tracks and comments on Lucas.
I don't know about ween or a-log, either. Context clues have given me a vague idea but idk for sure.
IrishAsylum
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Lucas getting assblasted at us again today:
"burning something people hold dear"..........who holds him dear?!
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DeletedSoul
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"Weens" are idiots who interact with Lucas in an attempt to stir the pot and get him to do crazy shit. This normally takes the form of catfishing or trolling him. It's generally looked down upon since lolcows do best when they're observed and not fucked with.
Note: this does not include people who talk to Lucas and try to give him genuine advice or disagree with him.
A-log is what I did a few posts ago. I let some of what Lucas said get to me, and I wrote an openly hostile post about what harm I wished for him. That's also frowned upon because it's dramatic and cringey. Yes, I'm self aware.
SOFALAW is the name of a group that watches and catalogs Wern's posts. The name stands for Society for the Analysis of Lucas A Werner. (At the time I didn't know Lucas's middle name was Colby, besides SOFALCW is just stupid).
I created SOFALAW several years ago when I ran into Lucas in an atheist Facebook group. He posted a creepy "meme" that used a picture of some young woman who had rejected him, claiming that she did so because he was an atheist and she was a Christian. Myself and a couple of others called him out for being creepy and he immediately chimped out on us. I created the group as an in joke with the people who argued with him because we all agreed that he was a special kind of asshole.
After a few days I forgot about the group and it lay unused until around Christmas of 2016 and the "Starbucks incident." I started getting join requests, approved them, found out about the Starbucks incident, then decided to keep the group going. And here we are today.
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No one wants to do an in person interview with you, Lucas, for a variety of reasons.
I would assume maybe someone would be up for a Skype call, but I don't know if that's viable, as Lucas doesn't have a laptop or something capable of Skype. (I could be wrong)
I would assume maybe someone would be up for a Skype call, but I don't know if that's viable, as Lucas doesn't have a laptop or something capable of Skype. (I could be wrong)
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He needs to explain why he wants to meet up with someone so bad. What in the world would he possibly have to say that he hasn't already said before? I don't even know if anyone would be interested in Skyping with him. I have no interest in interacting with his crazy ass. I just like to point and laugh at the shit he does. Thinking about interacting with him makes my whole body cringe, he's too much of a loser. The people who actively interact and troll him are just as autistic as he is.