Sevan Vosgi
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Humans are inherently social creatures, so I think it might be his way of trying to make some semblance of meaningful interaction with another person.
I've no desire to either, my husband doesn't understand why I post here. I'm not going to be able to explain calling someone, haha.
what you mean he can't skype from his kindle
I don't know if his Kindle would work with it. I know that the OS is like Android (maybe a flavor of it? I don't remember offhand), but it would fully depend on if Skype is supported on it, and that I don't know.
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Honestly it's simple, he's that lonely, and refuses to take the most mild steps to unfuck himself. I'm sure no one in his tard wrangler house wants to be around him. He has social problems so group therapy etc where he has a captive audience he doesn't go. (Plus they might suggest stop trying to fuck 12 year old and do your laundry) He doesn't have the money to do things really aside a once a month splurge. He's very much against taking care of himself so he won't join a gym etc.
A cow interview would be great fun. Lucas are you down for that? I mean there's also a good chance while I offer this, I'll be black out drunk giggle and call you names. But I'll try to keep it professional.
As mentioned before, baiting Lucas gets us worse milk. It's not worth it just let him chimp out on his own he does well. Some of the posts when he's reading are a lot more agressive, myself included doing so. Because we know at that moment he's gonna fire back, with autismo. But normally it's best to let Lucas be Lucas. His own insanity, is way funnier than his chimp outs. Seriously, remember in a calm state he cooked up "clock punk" vs a 2 line meme with the KF logo.. We all know what's better lulz.
A fine line has to be walked with what's a loggging and not and it is fuzzy with horror cows. We ALL are better people than him, that doesn't mean much at all. You can be a screwed up loser and post here and you're better. That's the point of what A log was. A loser who found a weaker target. Some people here Im sure are happy people, good people, honestly most of us are and just like laughs.
What I'm trying to say, there is no debate and question Lucas has a long list of gross issues. State it as fact, not a neener neener. It both cuts deeper as it's just a statement of fact emotion less and it's better for documenting. For example, Lucas is a danger to children. Not ha ha Lucas wants to fuck kids.
NotLucusWerner
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Does anyone else not buy that Doctor Phil asked him to come on his show? Like if I had a creepy idea of relationships I would want to go and tell people.
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I think Dr. Phil is a piece of shit and toxic to the line of work he does. That being said, he brings guests he can punch down on with ease. Lucas would be like shooting a gatling gun at a barn. But Lucas also is really into pedo stuff and that doesn't exactly fly on day time TV.
I don't think Dr. Phil would have him, and that saga was proven to be a ween anyway.
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I think he's just lonely and welcomes the idea of voluntary contact from another person. That's all it is. He just wants someone to actually make a plan to hang out with him.
Sevan Vosgi
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"Ow" says the small part of me that genuinely feels bad for him.
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I'm not so sure about that. I've seen guys from the Spokane area offer to hang out with him via facebook comment and he scoffs at the idea. He just thinks the fact that no one here is retarded enough to dox themself makes us cowards so he's trying to use that to ridicule us.
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Amazon devices use FireOS, a fork of Android supported by amazon and only used on amazon devices.
There is a Skype app for FireOS, and skype is preinstalled on newer Kindle devices. So either Lucas has a black and white kindle which is nothing but an ebook reader, so old it doesnt support modern apps, or is too stupid to install Skype. Or his kindle is beyond broken.
It is probably a mix of lucas' insanity and his kindle having a screwed up OS assuming he is telling the truth, which is easy to fix with a factory reset, but the same insanity prevents Lucas from figuring out how to do that.
Sevan Vosgi
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Or -- he doesn't want to install Skype, cause he's a coward.
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Lucas, a good dating profile, for most women, does not include an essay length word salad about your super sperm and how you haven't had sex in like a decade.
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Just have to convince him that all women under 26 use skype as their primary communication method.
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Don't listen to that guy. Also Lucas, I hope you made sure to use the term "Wernlings".
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Lucas vs Jim on the Kumite! Right now right now RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!!!
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Well. I do hope he dies alone, instead of in a lovingly-tended garden of taxidermied homeless women.
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Or it's like the cell phone and not really his. So he's not allowed to put apps on someone else's tablet. I do lean more being a big ole wimp.
If it's fine why isn't it working? God, end of the day cows all are just flat out dumb aside their other antics and illnesses.
Be a huge faggot and they probably will welcome you. Or drive past Lucas's house scream YOU ARE A LOSER then post it, they may knight you.
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Lucas later admitted it was a troll fucking with him Dr. Phil never contacted him.
On the bright side, Lucas is not against embracing the furry lifestyle in order to complete his love quest.
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If Lucas became a furry that would 100% increase the laughs exponentially. I hope he finds a furry degenerate younger chick.
Stamos
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This poor bastard is the most delusional person I've ever witnessed in action.
Things Lucas doesn't understand:
1. Genetics.
2. Science.
3. Socialism.
4. Cooking.
5. Nutrition.
6. Women aren't ageist, he's just terribly unattractive and mentally retarded.
Things Lucas doesn't understand:
1. Genetics.
2. Science.
3. Socialism.
4. Cooking.
5. Nutrition.
6. Women aren't ageist, he's just terribly unattractive and mentally retarded.
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I was just looking at the first page of the thread again, and those screenshots of Lucas's explicit sexual conversations never fail to make me laugh. On that note, does anyone have the screenshot where he talks about how he used to "mount" his ex girlfriend, or the one where he says that he's going to "make your pussy squirt like the Spokane falls"? Those ones are top tier.
Edit: turns out it's just one screenshot. Enjoy, everybody.
I dug up some more classic werner photos and screenshots too, I'll post if anyone is interested.
Edit: turns out it's just one screenshot. Enjoy, everybody.
I dug up some more classic werner photos and screenshots too, I'll post if anyone is interested.
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