Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I really don't think being rejected is a "win" for Lucas aside he now has more tard bux to spend getting himself fatter. He offered to hang out, because he's deathly alone. People told him, they honestly don't feel safe around him. I don't think we got "owned" esp being we all went to sleep alive, most of us with loved ones and not in roach motels.
LightEmittingDiode said:
Yet another meme. Notice anything different about the "male age range"?
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It's always cute when a cow gets so butt mad when you make something in response, no doubt this is in reply to my explaining how he'd need to get a grant since test tube babies and stuff don't come free.

Also there's a shit ton of medical ethics about test tube babies and term. Even in medical pro choice circles abortion is a even hotter debate as it's literally no stress to a mother post ova extraction, so there is 0 risk of harm but both a man and woman were needed and parental rights signing away, adoption, creating a fetus with intent to destroy etc. I'm far from in the field I just find it a really neat debate on philosophy. Being it's a debate and heated much like normal pregnancy abortions can be, regarding this stuff Lucas wants to do you have to be incredibly well written to say this will prove some amazingly important shit to let me make some babies and then kill em or birth em.

I hope he gets into college because, Lucas would probably crayon I WOOD BE GUD DAD and hand it in to a professor on his second day of remedial math expecting the entire class to stand up and clap and his PhD awarded. That also assumes fatso didn't eat all the crayons.

I won't lie if not for the MRSA and being on the other side of the country, be funny to bring Mrs Bass along, make her pay and just act all dude bro and have her act lapping it up to just see how fast we get another wall pepsi incident.
 
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There is a sick part of me that wants to find some marble carve these in latin and leave them around Rome to really fuck with historians.

Lucas honestly thinks he comes off like the quotes of Plato, Socrates, Kant or what have you. When really it's just the good old fashioned fucking insane ramblings of a schizo.
 
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It's not even Earth language. If you asked me whether I "respect age in men," I would probably rant about how terrific Jimmy Carter is well into his 90s. I would never connect that with "want to fuck older guys because rocks are old so that must mean old guys, like this rock, belong under my feet or something" -- what? What even is that logic?

I mean, if he wants to go to Kilauea and bring me back some new rocks, he should totally feel free to try it. But that doesn't mean I want him as a lava.

Sorry. Sorry. I'll just see myself out.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Sounds like a snazzy place, and looks top notch but most normal people can't cough up 21 dollars for a French dip sandwich. More so on the regular. At price points like that people start feeling a bit uncomfortable when treated, I dunno Spokane's economy or how it stacks up but it's clear this is a higher end place.
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$21 dollars for a french dip in Spokane is not that much. Food prices here have been skyrocketing since the minimum wage increase was voted in in Washington a few years ago. Any fast food place you go to in WA for the most part is almost charging 10-12 dollars for a combo meal that used to be like 6-8 bucks. Higher end restaurants have inflated as well, so, I'm sure this place is probably a bit nicer than most but you pay $21 for decent wings at most bars in Spokane.
 
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kawaiiburgers said:
It's been a while since he mentioned the Fibonacci Sequence. May be it's because he's going to a college, and does it to sound more intellectual?
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Nah, he's always been like this with fixations. First it was "religion is ruining my life" and then it was "this random equation said I should fuck you" and then the weird "old food young food" memes and now it's "teenage girls are ruining my life by not having my children". I'm missing a couple phases, but you get the idea. It's a symptom of mental illness.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
He is a real-life troll face meme
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Why does he think these insane selfies are in any way appealing to women, let alone teenagers :cryblood:
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Because he's legit nuts. If I was ever an 18 year old woman, I couldn't imagine dating a 35, let alone 55 year old man. That's just weird. I did have a 28 year old roommate who dated a 54 year old man, but she was so fucked up i still can't believe it.

Rescuetoast said:
Nah, he's always been like this with fixations. First it was "religion is ruining my life" and then it was "this random equation said I should fuck you" and then the weird "old food young food" memes and now it's "teenage girls are ruining my life by not having my children". I'm missing a couple phases, but you get the idea. It's a symptom of mental illness.
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He doesn't have a clue about math, but thinks he can best third semester calculus teachers because math. He's a lunatic, that is all.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Yet another meme. Notice anything different about the "male age range"?
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I noticed this too. It used to be 35-50 I believe, and may have even started off as over 30. Imo this suggests that the science is less of a delusion and more of a horrible, ineffective ruse to lure children to the retard house that he inhabits.

Also, I was just thinking, how long before Lucas gets the government to give him a mobility scooter? His weight is increasing exponentially and I think one would suit him pretty well.
 
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Ugh as much as Lucas Werner is really funny to laugh and gawk at, I honestly hope he gets locked up real soon.
He might tout that he's looking for "18 year olds only" but that's literally just so he could *legally* be creepy on social media he knows what he is doing is wrong.

Luckily he's repulsive enough to not have caught anyone vulnerable yet and hopefully he never will but still I feel uneasy knowing this creep is out and about.
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
Because he's legit nuts. If I was ever an 18 year old woman, I couldn't imagine dating a 35, let alone 55 year old man. That's just weird. I did have a 28 year old roommate who dated a 54 year old man, but she was so fucked up i still can't believe it.



He doesn't have a clue about math, but thinks he can best third semester calculus teachers because math. He's a lunatic, that is all.
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How "aren't" they "not" dating older men? That means they ARE dating older men.

Does Lucas even proofread his genius memes?

Nice double negative, pumpkin head.
 
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Age gap is somehow the least that bothers me about this. I don't really give a fuck if people date people that are much older/younger than them as long as it's legal. Happens a lot actually. If it works out more power to them, if not it's a life experience after all.

Also my god he gets creepier looking by the minute. The filter that makes his skin look all red and smooth and weird also doesn't do him a lot of favors, especially with those crazy eyes. Also didn't he once claim explicitly he was into ageplay?? Anyways, his looks combined with the gibberish is just really unsettling on every level, like reptile-part-of-the-brain-tells-me-something-is-very-wrong-here unsettling. I know I said it many times before but goddamn.

His fixation on telomeres and reproducing also kinda gives me the hint of what I guessed earlier, I don't think it's all that sexual. It's just very crazy.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
His fixation on telomeres and reproducing also kinda gives me the hint of what I guessed earlier, I don't think it's all that sexual. It's just very crazy.
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Exactly. I do believe it's connected to sort of belief that he has "hidden knowledge" (one of many common delusions) and that he is therefore smarter than everyone else.
 
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Rogowski said:
What does it mean tho?View attachment 448366

Also LOLing at the logic of "liberal men gave you women the right to vote so you need to fuck me right now right now right now right now
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Holy fuck, what? He's lost it. He's trying to seem hip to current things but as always comes across as a crusty old fuck.

He's literally the personification of the nice guy meme lately. In his mind, leaving his leftovers on the sidewalk for other hobos and posting his delusional schizo fantasies about his jizz are a public service and entitle him to a 10/10 18 year old caregiver. He still sees nothing wrong with his personality because he's a narcissist. In his mind he can literally do no wrong. Recall the incident with the 15 year old, the beetus induced domestic battery episode, etc. He's addressed all these, but never apologized. I don't think I've ever seen him apologize for anything in the years that I've followed him. Newsflash Lucas: everything is wrong with you.
 
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