Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Minus]

Aren't all Bernie supporties homeless and sad?

 

[Rogowski]

I haven't seen anyone wear a flat bill hat in like 4 years. Why's he so worked up about them?

As someone said above your post, he goes out in public and people watches and has taken note of the fact that guys in flat bills have all that generation x poontang that he desperately needs His beef with flat bill hat wearers is an ongoing thing that is deeply rooted in jealousy.

Lol he's still crying about flat bills The amount of whining he does about this makes me think there's an interesting story behind this grudge.

 

[NiggoPls]

Lol he's still crying about flat bills The amount of whining he does about this makes me think there's an interesting story behind this grudge.View attachment 463954

That last one...I wonder if he gets the irony or not...

 

[AmpleApricots]

Lucas is not exactly Captain Reasonable but there has to be a story behind that.

I like how his dumb haircut somehow underlines his gourd-shaped face. It's like something a cartoonist would come up with for the character that's also a gourd.

 

[Trainwreck]

Clicking that link is a one way trip to FBI watch lists.

I don't know WA state so someone can chime in, if you are clearly an adult is it common to be carded? I'm not old and still look somewhat young but I bet I could sit at any bar locally and not be carded here. While at it, can you get free IDs if low income or on a state fund? In my state if you want an ID to vote and buy smokes/beer only it's paid for by some trust.

I'm 40 and I always get carded here. They are supposed to card if you look under 40. There are some real asshole cashiers at Walmart who, if you are with another adult, card you both even if only one person is buying. It's a bit ridiculous.

 

[Rogowski]

Lol

 

[Bassomatic]

Many top Nazis had mistresses. Lucas the open minded socialist wants to police your bedroom more than literal nazis.

The younger mom older mom fact doesn't state the data it came from or its relationship to its findings nor the ages.

I seriously assume socioeconomics play a big factor if not 100% of it.

While it may be healthy find me a kid with a 16 year old mom who's got a chance vs a 32 year old adult woman with a husband home and 401k. Test scores are effected by many things and while you IQ is assumed to be about 85% genetic, it's also a lot to say about the IQ of a girl 15 wanting to both get and keep a pregnancy.

Like many people cherry picking data shows how dishonest they are willing to be to push a narrative.

 

[Caracticus]

He has. He is applying to Spokane Community College.

That could get real interesting really fast. The professor at Eastern who teaches Human Sexuality also teaches it in the fall at Spokane Community College. He uses Lucas as an example of hypersexuality in bi-polar disorder and as an example of autistic INCEL. He shows the "right now right now right now" video. He also tracks Lucas online so I imagine he knows he's headed to SCC.

 

[Trainwreck]

That could get real interesting really fast. The professor at Eastern who teaches Human Sexuality also teaches it in the fall at Spokane Community College. He uses Lucas as an example of hypersexuality in bi-polar disorder and as an example of autistic INCEL. He shows the "right now right now right now" video. He also tracks Lucas online so I imagine he knows he's headed to SCC.

I thought he was applying at SFCC? Nevertheless, he's going to be very disappointed when he sees that at SCC there is a large majority of people ages 25-30+ that are going back to school.

 

[Bassomatic]

That could get real interesting really fast. The professor at Eastern who teaches Human Sexuality also teaches it in the fall at Spokane Community College. He uses Lucas as an example of hypersexuality in bi-polar disorder and as an example of autistic INCEL. He shows the "right now right now right now" video. He also tracks Lucas online so I imagine he knows he's headed to SCC.

There would be no greater a-log than if the prof shows that video in a class Lucas is in. But nothing funnier.

Honestly, if he can get into a sexuality class he's going to take it since he's a pervert.

 

[gobbogobb]

There would be no greater a-log than if the prof shows that video in a class Lucas is in. But nothing funnier.

Honestly, if he can get into a sexuality class he's going to take it since he's a pervert.

I hope so because that'll be a one way ticket to expulsion. You know he won't be able to control himself in that class.

 

[Bassomatic]

I honestly don't see him making it to the classroom but if so I agree.

I just checked a local comm college, there is a human sexuality with 0 pre reqs meaning he could make it in that unless the fact he's probably going to score into remedial only the school forbids that (some schools do not all colleges I've worked at both camps)

Human sexuality classes are boring and very awkward. Lucas would deff spice the class up until he's kicked out. Remember while comm colleges are open, most people are still young, and still not settled in their sexuality, and more so these people sitting next to you are going to either be discussing or hearing about sexual topics.

I can tell you as I'm sure most anyone else can agree these aren't fun and don't get you hot and bothered. Think less co-ed pillow fights, more I don't know the dude with the green back packs name but he likes a finger in his ass during a blow job, and yes this will be on the test.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I honestly don't see him making it to the classroom but if so I agree.

I just checked a local comm college, there is a human sexuality with 0 pre reqs meaning he could make it in that unless the fact he's probably going to score into remedial only the school forbids that (some schools do not all colleges I've worked at both camps)

Human sexuality classes are boring and very awkward. Lucas would deff spice the class up until he's kicked out. Remember while comm colleges are open, most people are still young, and still not settled in their sexuality, and more so these people sitting next to you are going to either be discussing or hearing about sexual topics.

I can tell you as I'm sure most anyone else can agree these aren't fun and don't get you hot and bothered. Think less co-ed pillow fights, more I don't know the dude with the green back packs name but he likes a finger in his ass during a blow job, and yes this will be on the test.

Where did you get the green backpack?

 

[DrJonesHat]

I honestly don't see him making it to the classroom but if so I agree.

I just checked a local comm college, there is a human sexuality with 0 pre reqs meaning he could make it in that unless the fact he's probably going to score into remedial only the school forbids that (some schools do not all colleges I've worked at both camps)

Human sexuality classes are boring and very awkward. Lucas would deff spice the class up until he's kicked out. Remember while comm colleges are open, most people are still young, and still not settled in their sexuality, and more so these people sitting next to you are going to either be discussing or hearing about sexual topics.

I can tell you as I'm sure most anyone else can agree these aren't fun and don't get you hot and bothered. Think less co-ed pillow fights, more I don't know the dude with the green back packs name but he likes a finger in his ass during a blow job, and yes this will be on the test.

Even if he survives that class, the minute anyone contradicts his beliefs regarding the age gap, and they will, he will become enraged.

 

[omble]

Where does he get the delusional idea that young dads and old moms is the norm? Yeah people have children older but it's still usually age parity relationships often with the father slightly older than the mother.

 

[Particle Bored]

Where does he get the delusional idea that young dads and old moms is the norm? Yeah people have children older but it's still usually age parity relationships often with the father slightly older than the mother.

It’s all relative. If a couple of 30 year olds have kids, she’s an “older mom” because she’s over 26 (or 18 or whatever), and he’s a “young dad” because he’s under 35.

 

[Puta Bruja]

I took a peep at his Twitter account and he is still posting shizo-babble like crazy. I screen capped a few of his tweets and replies that made me chuckle. I can't wait for Dr. Werner, Mr. Embryologist, to post his telomere test results when he goes in to get them measured AND elongated... and his sperm count raised despite he has a non-functioning pindick.

He is going to do great in college! Such a fucking waste of taxpayer money it is upsetting.

I am sure these young women who he is using their pictures for his made-up science never thought they would end up being the poster children for long telemerase education.. I am sure they appreciate their photos being used for such.

 

[Trainwreck]

I don't even want to know what phrase he is googling to find pictures of all these young girls he's posting on his twitter.

 

[Rogowski]

I am sure these young women who he is using their pictures for his made-up science never thought they would end up being the poster children for long telemerase education.. I am sure they appreciate their photos being used for such.

The obvious thing to do here would be to take pictures of Lucas and make memes that promote Donald Trump and same age marriages without his consent. Sadly the irony would be lost on him.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Does anyone remember the video he made standing over some sleeping chick, applauding himself for not touching her whilst she slept? Where is that video, and did anyone save it?