Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Trainwreck]

I can only assume these "flat bills" are the plaza rats that hang out at the STA bus station.

From UD: A person of low intelligence and/or character that feels an irresistible urge to spend each day in its entirety at the Spokane Transit Authority's "Plaza" located in downtown Spokane, WA. Plaza Rats can be viewed in their natural habitat at 701 W Riverside Avenue around the clock, regardless of whether or not STA Security has locked them out of the building for the night.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does this rapey rape guy always pick the rapiest pictures of his rape-face that he possibly can?

Or worse. . .are these actually the least rapey rape-faces he has?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This is all speculation but I like to think that he lost a woman to a flat bill hat. He's also said in the past that his brother wears flat bills.

Lucas seems to pick specific targets for his ire when it comes to his quest for underage tang. Usually they are people he often sees with his targeted demographic. Before the flatbills it was the greybeards. He saw a lot of millenials hanging out with older men and automatically assumed they were fucking. He also assumed their attraction to Bernie Sanders was sexual. Lucas is basically the autistic rapist version of that guy from dazed and confused.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Wern got new glasses

And ate a chip

 

[Trainwreck]

Quite a knack for making even restaurant food look disgusting.

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas crying about rapper xxxtentacion. Don't get me wrong he was a piece of shit who's death was karmic justice but it's low hanging fruit that he's using to trollshield.

 

[HereticKiwi]

Wern got new glasses

And ate a chip

Looks like his head is floating in front of his neck.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Looks like his head is floating in front of his neck.

He just found FaceTune like a month ago. He's not very good at it yet.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Wern got new glasses

And ate a chip

There is seriously something unsettling about his headshape, perhaps that's it's too small for his body.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

There is seriously something unsettling about his headshape, perhaps that's it's too small for his body.

Not sure if it’s his head shape, so much as his rape demeanor and propensity to be a creep.

 

[Rescuetoast]

It really is because he used the face slimming thing on his phone (possibly also the eye enhancer thing, but that might be the glasses). Combined with the pose and the fact that his body is gigantic, it just looks weird and not good, because it's essentially bad photoshop.

 

[Rogowski]

 

[Twrx]

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Hes not even trying with this lie. What md would say get a date?

 

[Rogowski]

He's slowly cracking under the pressure of his own bullshit. I don't think it will happen soon necessarily but I see him committing suicide eventually and it may or may not happen after he snaps and really hurts someone.

 

[Creativeusername]

Who's this?

 

[Twrx]

Who's this?

That's the wern. He's a fat fuck.

 

[Coin Ops]

Who's this?

Holy fuck he looks scary in the wild.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I love that his baldspot is visible from the front, like the sun rising over the dusty plains.

How telomeromantic.

 

[Rogowski]

Christ he's fucking huge. Also more creepiness.

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

Who's this?

"Dressed to the nines"