Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fiveseven15 said:
i dont see his PhD going well for him

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I don't know why I ever debunk his science and I'll spare it this time, but underwater welding in space? Huh.

Hydrogen is flammable that's correct, and there is more "air" (ergo hydrogen) in water so guess what fire can be under water, it's fucking SCARY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baKdHa5TlYM
Making fire underwater is a middle school tier science project :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPuITy6CDAg

What ever, I'll keep it brief but fire is literally, rapid oxidation, can you non PhD holders guess the root word of oxidation? A flash or flare does not have to be fire or require O2.

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
If by some miracle of cthulhu Lucas makes it into college, I would love to be a fly on the wall when someone disagrees and dismantles all his crackpot theories and forces him to listen to it. IRL Lucas does not have a block button and all he can really do is plug his ears and scream. The best case scenario would be him sitting quietly, red with rage, and possibly frothing.
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I think we forget Lucas is a coward, he may try to bite back a bit but the first time he gets his knuckles slapped for it he just won't ever show up again or storm out. From the exchange earlier, it's pretty clear he views things so simply as any hot/heat flare is fire. Flames do not require fire. Also, Lucas is socially off like seriously shy IIRC he claimed it's even part of his list of disablements, but one thing I don't doubt him he's got social phobia. So he probably will sit around stinking the room up and doodling since the professor is so "wrong" I don't know if he's got the balls to chirp in during a live encounter.

I guess when you are multi banned from every other dating site you are forced to use tinder. Lucas might as well try grindr, I heard he's fond of servicing men, with his mouth.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Lucas in his insane video claiming what women are up to his tastes said girls have have some ink, what's wrong with men having tattoos?
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I'm shocked he hasn't blown his crazybux on a big, colorful backpiece of a strand of DNA with super-long telom -- [record screech] what the fuck am I talking about? There's no way he could either take the relatively mild pain of a tattoo, or budget and plan for the several sessions that would take. Never mind.

I swear the only other cow who spergs this much about hats is our favorite snapback collector Kent. Slapfight when?
 
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He wouldn't look less creepy because his face and headshape is creepy too The haircut isn't doing him any favors either though. It's just an incredibly sleazy haircut. If you'd try to build a character for a tv show or movie who's supposed to be sleazy and creepy and who'd make people go "possible rapist?" while seeing him on screen, you'd give him that haircut.
 
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He's right no one is perfect, but you don't go out and show off your flaws. It's funny if it's Lucas who posted it, because he wants to show off a flaw he has no control over (aside trimming/style) as if that's the real reason he can't get a date.

Rescuetoast said:
I bet he does it cuz his dad does it, and all the sleazy guys in 80s movies. It probably made an impression when he was younger.
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This very much is what I think. He's one step above a drooling retard, I'm sure he chooses not to button his shirt.

Now, if you are jacked, you have an undershirt or it's a low clothing event, like a pool party that's fine to do. Lucas would want to wear loose (but tailored) clothes to hide his bulbous body.
 
If you get along better with women why are you single Lucas? Wait, you have no friends at all.

People don't take jobs because they are biologically wired for it, they do it after weighing pros cons. Fire fighting is a noble job, one where you want thrill in your life a good paycheck and serve a community you feel tied to. I respect them, and while some of them have a crazy cush job, they do put their lives at risk even if rarely. More than can be said for most of us esp for Lucas.

Lucas loves to use the "science or chemical" excuse for his behavior, the reason why is so clear. He's a fucking idiot, he doesn't know. He wants to creampie some teen pie, and the best lie he can cook up is he wants a kid.. well it's not a lie since he'd groom a daughter with a quickness.

If indeed we are given a lot in life, Lucas is to be a gross old pervert and rotting in his own filth I mean we have nearly 40 years of evidence to support that.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Also, no one would ever let him adopt a child. Which I'm sure he's aware of.
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Even for well adjusted adults single (men even more so) people trying to adopt struggle. It's a pretty awful ordeal Someone like Lucas could never get a kid.

He doesn't want to adopt, he wants to groom his own fuck toy, now if wanting a kid of your own stock to molest isn't some insane freudian ego stroke I have no clue what is.
 
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Telomayonnaise said:
lmao every now and then he pulls something out of his ass like "I didn't choose this life. Dirty diapers. Mean teenagers. Sure. Sign me up." and I forget what planet I'm on for a minute
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Speaking of things coming out of his ass, he farts a fuck ton even in public. He seems to have no idea that farting in his videos makes him look even more disgusting to girls.
 
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