Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Telomayonnaise said:
Lucas isn't very good at taking notes, so I can't imagine he'll do too well in college.

He tries so hard to keep his times and locations vaguely known but wrapped in secret, then does shit like stating he is currently in the 10th lap around his block and then posts locally identifiable photos of the skyline at 3 am trying to hide from watchful eyes.
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Lucas is GREAT at taking notes...the only problem is that they're completely incomprehensible.
 
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Bit of a thinker here for my future PhDs...

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Much like flat bills or grey beards even Republicans, Lucas uses these terms as a coverall, regardless of you like the POTUS or fox news, to claim they are dishonest has nothing to do with science, you could say fox is fake news, or pseudo journalism. If you disagree with the things the pres says, it's not science either.

Now for someone who's gonna be you know getting 3 PhD's but can't spell or sign up for classes on a top notch website, he should also be aware of poor sampling, sampling is used in science and almost any field with numbers and mathematics. You can use stat for a ton of things, sometimes it's poor to use them in one way but not another but numbers don't lie. Understanding statistics is understanding how to prove your point with being ethical.

It's a riot Lucas of all people claims others use big words to sound smart when he can't master his "there/their and they're" I don't see his English 101 going well, pro tip since Lucas reads this, since you will be writing a shit ton for a PhD let alone for your science you'll need this class before they even let you in. Good luck passing lol. Lucas loves to use scientific terms, the man can't finish a rant with out "telomeres". A very small sub section region of DNA. Or to put in mechanical terms, Lucas claims because he's got really high end air bags in his car it's a great idea to ignore the fact the car has no brakes and he's drunk behind the wheel. Also remember in his videos he's used the term breed to express his desire of pedophila, I've never heard of any sane adults describe sex as "breeding" even when they are trying to conceive.
 
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Am_Shaegar said:
Lucas is selling merchandise. I figured if he ever sold Shirts, it would be nothing but his Telomere word salad. Notice how the last column of words on the right is cut off at 'rig' and how the top of the next line of text is creeping up slightly at the bottom. Couldn't Lucas have bothered to fix that?

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As someone who has sold more shirts on Zazzle than Lucas ever will, I can assure you he won't make one single cent there because he will never reach the point where you can cash out ($50 minimum in Earnings, and at his prices he's going to earn about 2 dollars a shirt) and if he somehow did he would be too smooth of brain to fill out the tax information required.

ETA: Apparently you CAN cash out prior to this but you have to request it, then you get gouged for anywhere between 5-10% of that <$50 earnings, and he still wouldn't know how to fill out the tax information required, let alone bring himself to brag about cashing out a pittance worth less than half what he spends in tugboat bux on mediocre dining in one sitting.
 
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Digging through this thread and it's OG stuff as I'm rained in waiting for track to maybe clear ...

Lucas since you read here, why are you no longer Honest?

saltwatertaffy said:
I didn't see this particular Werm status update posted here yet. My apologies if anyone else has already posted it.

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Every time I see the dude in the flesh and without shitty filters applied I am astonished at just how old he looks. He looks like he's an much older guy that tries to look like a guy that's Lucas' age, if that makes sense.

Also because he's getting fatter and fatter his gourd-head is slowly turning into a weird egg shape. The bushel of gel-ed hair on the top is just looking ridiculous at this point.
 
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Is that his "gorgeous" 30 year old neighbor?

No comment on her beauty or lack thereof, but Luke is looking nervous as hell. How many pics catch you in mid- nail bite?
 
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