Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Disgruntled Pupper said:
Whoops, I missed that it starts so late. With things like football starting I assumed every school was well into the semester and the whole thing was a bust, but there's still hope!
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Yeah his school starts very late for some reason, it's a nice school with a top notch site, Lucas struggled to use it to the point he needed his tard wrangler to sign him up, by his own claims.

I do need to stress again since, it's been a while since that came up and it does greatly amuse me, it's a comm college and I don't like to poo poop them but he thinks at this 2 year school he'll be given, a PhD (8+ year program) While it's possible to transfer schools and all, he's not mentioned that or how this will spring board him, for some reason he can't choose a major, is sure he will get a PhD and is going to a 2 year school.

We all know this isn't going to end well, we can only hope for lulz. Lucas, since you read here Chris chan has a degree, you don't.
 
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Here's some cringe for the day.
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It's painfully obvious that Lucas can't even see how creepy it is to call a stranger sweetheart. It's patronizing and somewhat dominating. It's not even paying someone a compliment.

Let's even say that his little story about them returning his change is true. How pompous and arrogant are you to even think that you have the right to call someone sweetheart just because they are female? Some stranger calls me sweetheart and I'm letting them know, actually, I'm kind of a bitch. It's so inappropriate.

**Edit** And NO they did not think you are cute. You are 350+lbs. I have seen you in person and no one in their right mind, let alone a CHILD is going to think you are cute or be interested in you in the least. Not even a little. Not even ever.
 
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AnOminous said:
How long does he make it before getting kicked off campus for perving on and/or groping someone?
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Being a creep yes. he's a pussy thankfully don't expect him to grope.

he's written crazy letters and worn telomeres shirts. Could we be in for the attraction sign 2.0?

Nice to know 400lb welfare leech Lucas still eats at mc Donalds like anyone dedicated to weight loss,health or being frugal.
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
He will get the boot within a week. It will happen one of two ways:
1- creeps on girl, gets called out, freaks out
2- creep on girl, gets called out, freaks out
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I agree, but think he'll get the boot in week 2; possibly the first day of said week, on the same conditions.

He'll likely spend that first week too afraid to talk to any of them, let alone engage one in conversation. Maybe if he gets provoked by one who recognizes him in the first week, though, he could tardrage and get kicked. Week 2 he'll have had the whole weekend to stew and be charged up to max tism levels (this will be very evident on his twitter), then try something that will inevitably lead to the aforementioned calling out and freaking out.

Occam's razor on the other hand says he will wear a telomerase meme shirt day one and try to act like he's an established source of reputable information on the properties of his magic semen and get fuckin' canned off the bat.

I really hope it's the latter, to be frank.

ETA: this is, of course, all assuming there are even any moderately attractive <24F individuals in his classes that are literally re.tard classes to begin with. This is very unlikely, especially at SCC. The "cute college girls" he wants are fresh-outta-highschool middle-class children who go to either EWU, UW, or WSU on their parents dime immediately out of HS, or end up at SFCC instead, on financial aid because they couldn't afford the aforementioned schools. These girls are also more often not stupid enough to end up in an 8th grade math class or remedial English.
 
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Telomayonnaise said:
I agree, but think he'll get the boot in week 2; possibly the first day of said week, on the same conditions.

He'll likely spend that first week too afraid to talk to any of them, let alone engage one in conversation. Maybe if he gets provoked by one who recognizes him in the first week, though, he could tardrage and get kicked. Week 2 he'll have had the whole weekend to stew and be charged up to max tism levels (this will be very evident on his twitter), then try something that will inevitably lead to the aforementioned calling out and freaking out.

Occam's razor on the other hand says he will wear a telomerase meme shirt day one and try to act like he's an established source of reputable information on the properties of his magic semen and get fuckin' canned off the bat.

I really hope it's the latter, to be frank.
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Where’d you get that dope avatar
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
Where’d you get that dope avatar
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:powerlevel: but: That's actually my friend Jacob, who passed away from a heroin OD a few weeks ago. He silently posted this on facebook about 3 weeks prior; half of his friends didn't get the joke, but I was fuckin' dying over it for weeks so I made it my avatar here for the added laughs and about a week later he was gone, just like that. Never gonna change it.
 
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Telomayonnaise said:
:powerlevel: but: That's actually my friend Jacob, who passed away from a heroin OD a few weeks ago. He silently posted this on facebook about 3 weeks prior; half of his friends didn't get the joke, but I was fuckin' dying over it for weeks so I made it my avatar here for the added laughs and about a week later he was gone, just like that. Never gonna change it.
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Sucks man. What’s the joke though
 
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Lucas doesn't tell the truth about much, one of those things is his social phobia, we have a history of him creeping on girls, the ones he talks to are wait staff, not rolling up to random teens and saying anything. He himself is quite fond of the creep shot but many college cows do this and don't get booted.

I think Lucas will get booted or a talking to and slink away, I do agree, but won't be from walking up to people. A chimp out is a possible when he's corrected.

Im hoping the shirt and someone cook up the chad shirt vs virgin attraction sign or if he has another note, same ideal.
 
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Lucas doesn't tell the truth about much, one of those things is his social phobia, we have a history of him creeping on girls, the ones he talks to are wait staff, not rolling up to random teens and saying anything. He himself is quite fond of the creep shot but many college cows do this and don't get booted.
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That's because they're dumb kids, they either don't get caught or if they do get caught, they know enough to apologize and knock it the fuck off, and they aren't 350 pound scary looking old motherfuckers who look like they'll actually rape you. Lucas is nuts, he doesn't realize what he's doing is even wrong, and he wouldn't stop doing it or getting caught doing it because everyone will already be watching this weird mother.
 
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My bet is on him getting booted when a biology instructor tells him his ideas are utterly, absolutely wrong and Lucas explodes. Being told his hypothesis is shit pisses him off like nothing else and being told that by someone in the field doesn't faze him. He's called biologists with PhDs liars for telling him he's full of shit, so I see no reason why that wouldn't continue.
 
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I wonder if he will purposely fart a lot in class like he does in restaurants. That is probably what happened the other night at McDonald’s when Lucas said two female workers were giggling and looking at him. They were probably laughing because of how disgusting he is. Imagine Lucas ripping a huge loud wet one in class much like the one at the beginning of this video while the professor is teaching

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0QqJOK48OA
 
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Telomayonnaise said:
ETA: this is, of course, all assuming there are even any moderately attractive <24F individuals in his classes that are literally re.tard classes to begin with. This is very unlikely, especially at SCC. The "cute college girls" he wants are fresh-outta-highschool middle-class children who go to either EWU, UW, or WSU on their parents dime immediately out of HS, or end up at SFCC instead, on financial aid because they couldn't afford the aforementioned schools. These girls are also more often not stupid enough to end up in an 8th grade math class or remedial English.
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Eh. SCC is the tech school. Lots of scholastic under-performers there. I'm sure there will be some trailer park refugees in his remedial English classes training to be hotel-restaurant management or something. That place isn't picky about who they let in, obviously.

A big problem we are forgetting is him getting his fat ass out there. Going out to the college in the valley will be the farthest he's been from his den since he got out of the loony bin. He doesn't normally go farther than a few blocks. Now he will have to ride the bus every day out there and back. I just don't see it working out.
 
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