Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas just doesn't understand that most young ladies are more interested in maintaining their weight than in gorging on beef and seafood.

But he makes the common lolcow blunder of assuming that, because something appeals to him, it must appeal to everyone.

LUCAS: YOUNG MILLENIALS' IDEAL DATE DOESN'T INCLUDE WATCHING YOU EXPAND AND FART.

Stop using this "bait". No girls want your unearned government cheese. Or your one true love:

Overeating.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
How gracious that Lucas would have been willing to overlook this poor woman's age if she had been interested in letting him writhe around on top of her.
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So this is the place he went to, or claims to have:
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Now imagine homeless MRSA-riddled Lucas showing up there farting at volumes and quantities usually reserved for leaf blowers :lol: No wonder he gets kicked out of places.
 
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ManbearPig said:
I wonder if he will purposely fart a lot in class like he does in restaurants. That is probably what happened the other night at McDonald’s when Lucas said two female workers were giggling and looking at him. They were probably laughing because of how disgusting he is. Imagine Lucas ripping a huge loud wet one in class much like the one at the beginning of this video while the professor is teaching

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That contented sigh...just like CWC
 
For non tards FA does like 99.9% work now. Lucas claimed he's using his tard bucks and benifit's so they are probably doing more.

Less than a week and he hasn't managed to get free money because he can't put a fork down or stop beating off to 2nd grade girls. God damn a PhD in the making if I've ever seen one.

I really hope he doesn't get the funding. watching him rage and then try to pass the blame will be amazing. But I don't want it as an A log. it's better for the other 23 people in room to learn.
 
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If he goes through with school and gets his doctorates, he's becoming a supervillain. Luckily, he'll flunk out of remedial class the first semester.
 
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