Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Trainwreck]

What does he even mean, "hugs longer"? Like a hug that lasts creepily long, or that she would still want hugs the older she gets? I personally read it the first way, the creepy Lucas way. It also proves that he doesn't know shit about what goes on in normal, regular people's lives. We hug our kids - boys and girls until we die. Fucking idiot.

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas has finally gotten his college funding, but he'd like more to spend on fancy keyboards.

 

[AnOminous]

The tard rage is building. Will it culminate in an explosion of autism in some classroom? Even normies find the kind of SJW bullshit on campuses cloying and intolerable these days. How will a rage-filled incel cope? Will he flip out? Or will he just stare angrily like he's about to at any moment, like an autistic Travis Bickle?

 

[Particle Bored]

Jesus loves you, Lucas.

 

[Bassomatic]

Damn, his anger is peaking. Melt down any day at this rate.

What a waste of money he's in college all its doing it making a MRSA infected schizophrenic angry.

Jealousy is not a turn on to any woman. What's funniest due to his social fear he wouldn't say this shit to a 97 lb teen boys face. Fat coward talks a lot of shit for living in a flop house on my dime.

Kids welcome at their families home (unlike Lucas) get laid more.

 

[Trainwreck]

His tweets are getting more and more angry and he's on repeat telling people that if you disagree with him, you are blocked. You gonna spout your creepy science in school tomorrow Lucas? Cuz you can't get blocked in real life. I personally don't think he will utter a word to anyone - he's said before that it is the responsibility of the young girls that he lusts after that they have to initiate conversation with him.

You know how you can get the night before butterflies doing something new? Lucas hasn't been in school in 20 years - he's going to bed with butterfly microdick semi-soft ons and dreaming about all the young girls he's going to eye rape. Ugh.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

Well, that's a lie. We all know he know he only wants girls.

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I doubt anything will ever beat cheesy cucumbers, but this monstrosity is coming in as a close second.

You know, I was about to say that this isn't that bad. Sure, it looks disgusting and looks like he just threw things together, but we already knew he wasn't a good cook. At least the ingredients aren't really unhealthy. It looks like he's got some carrots, some chicken, not sure what that green stuff is (bell peppers?), and there's some cauli-

Then I realized that that green stuff was probably pickles and that that isn't cauliflower but popcorn.

I... I didn't think Lucas was dumb enough to sprinkle popcorn on his meals.

Come to think of it, has Lucas ever complained about food or said he didn't like something? Aside from him whining about places he's banned from and stuff like that. I know he has whined about Starbucks coffee before, but that's only because someone complained about how he's such a creep. It seems like he just shovels anything in his mouth, really.

His hashtag is #CarrotPopcornPasta

He seems to think he's the next Wolfgang Puck. I do think it would be pretty fucking hilarious if he tweeted out his disgusting concoctions to Gordon Ramsey and got a response.

I really want someone to tweet that picture to Gordon Ramsey just so I can see his response. Gordon's Twitter is pretty great when it comes to people tweeting their creations to him.

What does he even mean, "hugs longer"? Like a hug that lasts creepily long, or that she would still want hugs the older she gets? I personally read it the first way, the creepy Lucas way. It also proves that he doesn't know shit about what goes on in normal, regular people's lives. We hug our kids - boys and girls until we die. Fucking idiot.

Both of them are creepy. Anything Lucas says regarding children is creepy and disgusting. The guy's pretty much incapable of not being at least one of those at any moment.

There is no creepy Lucas way because every way is creepy when it involves Lucas.

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"I don't hate anyone, but I hate when other people have sex."

And yet he goes on to wish harm upon other people despite how he (at least once) described his past sexual experiences with his ex-girlfriend to other people online. We know he'd do it again if he somehow managed to get laid.

Hypocrisy isn't attractive to women, including millennials and gen z girls, Lucas.

Also, 'fake princess living in the sky?' That's a way to describe God I've never heard before.

 

[Dread First]

So... what was his first class like?

 

[Aristophanes]

So... what was his first class like?

We'll hear about it soon enough - but for now, here's some more incel rage.

 

[mothman96]

I wonder what Lucas's game plan is to reel in the 18 yr old ovulating hotties. Dressed to the 9s? Slick what's left of his hair as far back in hope of hiding his bald head. His green TMNT t-shirt to try and blend in with the young students. Take one of his board games to campus, thinking it will be an attention getter and draw the girls in.

The way he tries to portray himself as if he was returning college student ( after 14 yrs). He mentioned taking a free class at a college campus once, but that in itself does not qualify him as being an actual college student at the time.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I hope Lucas gets raped by a troon while the troon recites scientific facts about telomeres.

 

[mothman96]

If he goes through with school and gets his doctorates, he's becoming a supervillain. Luckily, he'll flunk out of remedial class the first semester.

He said the Algebra I class he was signed up for was canceled, so he is taking the on-line Algebra I instead. Depending how the college manages/monitors on-line classes, it could be an open door to Lucas cheating his way through the class.

 

[Eddward]

He's finally tweeting about class.

EDIT: I'm exceptional. Didn't edit icon.

 

[Hobart Bailey]

I recently flew into Seattle from the East coast. As the sun went down, I saw Spokane and Couer d'Alene below me, glittering streetlights tracing the lake and the Spokane River, sprawling out over the prairie and the scablands. I thought to myself, "somewhere, down there, Lucas Werner is eating some 7,000 calorie culinary abomination in his government-subsidized housing, fantasizing about teenage girls and ranting on Facebook."
I shuddered and had the stewardess bring me another gin and tonic.

 

[Bassomatic]

No one deserves to be punished for thoughts, I agree the mind is a fickle thing happy people get upset rich people stress about poverty it's odd but we all have both not fitting thoughts as well as some deviant or angry. It's if we share them we are judged. I may be upset if cut off and think how nice pushing that car off a bridge would be, but if I tell people they will and can see me as unhinged. I'm guessing Lucas is or was scolded talking about creampies for 9 year Olds and feels a victim again.

His hunch comment shows he has no grasp on science, scientific method is how to test a hunch. Shit we as humans have been doing for 400+ years because it works we teach it to grade schoolers. Deductive thought is amazing. Lucas doesn't grasp this and he's expecting PhDs. (yes pural).

Lastly the fat man doesn't like people showing relationships on social media. Be it a friend lover or family all human interaction is social and we treasure it so much we invented tools to capture it, media.

Lucas is on a website for people to share social lives and upset people share social lives. The log off button doesn't seem to exisit. He's a big old dumb dumb and posts like this where he tries to guilt people into not using a service created for the soul being of sharing social media is his ego, the only thing surpassing his waist line.

We are hours in and Lucas is already a hot spot for laughs and if indeed online class he hasn't even come to the school lol. This is a great season of watch the Wern.

 

[mothman96]

We are hours in and Lucas is already a hot spot for laughs and if indeed online class he hasn't even come to the school lol. This is a great season of watch the Wern.

He did attend a class. He is also taking two other classes, a required Guidance class and an English class. He was twitting about all the girls being mostly 18-20 yrs and attractive. So Trainwreck was right. Bunch of eye rape going on. He wrote an essay for his English class dealing with him being bipolar and wanting to be an "Embryologist". He left out that he is a raving schizo pedophile with a "need" for a daughter(s) and his interest in becoming a "Dr" is wanting to perform Frankenstein type experiments using a young teenagers eggs and his "sperm".

This is for Lucas.
In pursuit of their happiness, teenagers and women not wanting you/to have kids with you is OK too. They should be supported in their choice not to choose you.

Lucas:
"Wanting to adopt is okay. Wanting kids naturally is okay. Not wanting kids is okay. Everybody is entitled to the pursuit of happiness in this country. "#ItsInTheFuckingDeclarationOfIndependence

8:02 PM - 19 Sep 2018

This dude gets closer to his breaking point with every selfie and social media post, I swear.
Eventually he's gonna have a restraining order from every woman in Washington State and shoot up a Starbucks once he realizes no one wants a neckbeard pedophile as a significant other.

This got me thinking, the reason the mental hospital had Lucas sign a waiver that he could not buy/own a gun. They know he is unstable/prone to violence and fear he'd go off and pull an Elliot Roger. Of course, since he had to sign the waiver, he rages about not "wanting" a weapon etc. etc.

Anyone remember a screen shot of Lucas's facebook where he says something like, if he had a Glock the next guy that called him a racist he'd pull it out and it would be boom?

Lucas
"I had to sign a waiver since I was in a mental hospital that I couldn't own or purchase a gun. Good. I don't want a weapon. Take that gun shit and shove it deep into your ass until you reach your brain and pull the trigger for all I care. I got words, you sons a bitches."

 

[Caracticus]

He wrote an essay for his English class dealing with him being bipolar and wanting to be an "Embryologist". He left out that he is a raving schizo pedophile with a "need" for a daughter(s) and his interest in becoming a "Dr" is wanting to perform Frankenstein type experiments using a young teenagers eggs and his "sperm".

Guaranteed at some point in that paper he goes off on a telomere rant.

 

[mothman96]

It's looking like Lucas's "new ploy,game plan" to reel in young ovulating girls is to "portray" himself as pro-women. Since he has said more than once, he'll block (and does block) anyone that does not agree with him, his pro-women stance only applies to how he can use it for his own benefit and to the "women" who feed his delusions/support him.

 

[Trainwreck]

Am I the only one dying with the fact he thinks he can do his homework on his phone? HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas can't own a fire arm, I don't know what angle or reason for lying he has, his DV and 5150s prevent that with out a long expensive legal ordeal we know he can't afford or pass.

So I don't know why he claims he signed a right away, it was taken because he hits women when angry, and is schizo. You know people who shouldn't own a gun? I assume, he is anti gun to sound "leftist" but really he's just upset he can't afford or partake in firearm ownership. His lies as normal don't match up, he claims us kiwis are stalking him, and Trump is gonna murder him, also he's hunted by Christans. Now let's pretend any of this was true and he's not a schizo, someone that victim of attacks, probably should have some self defense tool.

I am thrilled Lucas is taking the male feminist route, I think even the most naive women are aware now it's a wolf in sheeps clothing for rapey men. If they weren't aware of this, he's just so behind on the times he's going to sound like the old person trying to meme and no one will take it seriously so either way no one will fall for it.


Because I feel like twisting the knife, and pointing out the stupid, Embryologists in title are the people whom help IVF, not research etc like he wants to take part in. For example, the Embryologist is the one who takes the frozen sperm and shoots it into an egg. It's a pretty amazing field, but you are doing it with approved and paying clients, not as often research, I at lenght covered how it's a hot button issue to create life for "science" like Lucas wants, even the best and brightest can't often pull this off because it's ethics. Lucas thinks he can just walk in and start creamping 7 year olds because he yells telemores a lot.

He's going to mess college up and I just am really enjoying the ride.