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Oh boy, I'll do my best favor and spoiler this as well but I'm a math geek and like board games.
I play TT with my friends and one of them is an honest to god play tester, I'll have to show it to him for full blasting. People literally get paid (and well mind you) to play tweak new swords in DnD or cards in magic. Games are very easy to break esp if you don't mind crunching right, and a lot of games you can crunch hard but most players try to avoid for flavor and fun.
This comment made me LOL a-log or not. :
terry bull1 hour ago
Dirty Lucas Werner Sitting in the Corner Eating Some turds and hay Along comes a child Sits down beside him Till Lucas scares them away
He can't explain this game at all, it's very difficult to follow these rules even though they are incredily, basic 1d6 rolls. He's horribly winded just from talking.
The whole second phase should take place as you do it, esp being you alter a square. I literally don't understand the second die roll at all. Aside to 2d6 role, to see a number? Because it's influenced and could be used soley to pick for the "battle" Then you get 5 options, count them 5 if you win the battle.. gaining life, takeing the other, players pip gaining points or removing points from the other, but only the battler as it appears being a square a 4 person game that has no set for a 3 player setup and would be a massive cluster on it's own right. Lastly, you can place a bead, of where you've stepped.
You need 50 to points to win but it doesn't really matter you can get like 58 - Lucas Werner, board game inventor.
Also points mean fucking nothing because you can just take your oppentens life away giving you a win.
This game looks absurdly breakable, not fun and a faux complex feeling with simple entry, like GO but GO doesn't fucking suck and smell like Lucas.
He claims there is a solo mode. Fuck he posted it :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjL95lng-iU
here goes.
Lucas has figured two other games use this name but his has a fat old ! so he can take the trade mark, he clearly doesn't know how these things work because other wise I'd have my own island rebottling store brand soda as COKE!
Before I get into this more, Touche is french for touch and is often misused as a term of a retort from fencing a point is a touch. Or in case of a reversal, (when right of way rules apply IE sabre) rispote, or retort. You know when someone has a zinger often you'll hear touche, rispote is a better fit. Ok, sorry needed to expel useful brain power less my review of Lucas kills brain cells for me, or you the dear reader.
Lucas is touching himself... alone. Nice, now there's none of the 'battles' in the solo mode. In the solo mode, you don't worry about the squares, or battles. Being the only way to progress I'm lost as you battled to remove life, or earn points. So the game will not even be the same in solo mode, it might as well be a different game. Let's see how this shit unfolds.
Lucas for some reason having a pile of fucking pips in front of him, moves a single one around to show a 2x2 square, his thought process or lack of here is amazing. He informs us he missed an important rule (that I need a drink)
Oh those owned tiles you have a pip on? He left the fuck out of it, you can land on them, not just move thru. If you get 5 they flip and you get 5 points. This changes the entire first round of a game, to as I assumed, an autistic awful attempt at GO with worse mechanics.
Lucas has a printed rule sheet, and now in solo the player has 2 peices. Instead of playing on a team or as a single color you have a "hero" and "rouge" what is what doesn't seem to matter but you want the hero to win, because why not. You are just playing by yourself, that's all. Rouge piece has to move for medium squares if even though as a pointless mechanic and handicapped the "bad guy" I think he's mis spoken but being he has a literal rule sheet in his hand, he might not but if you can not get into the med squares, the hero is punished. Being you don't have to use all your pips... this is comically breakable, just run around in circles and the hero dies.
He confirms for some reason the hero is punished for the rouge's moves. This is a game you could win by literally not moving, nice. The rouge when moves into the medium or large sqares needs a 5. But being no pips or battles or what not, that means natty 5s. It's worth 3 though. If this doesn't happen, the rouge loses a life, so instead of being forced to roll natural 5s on a 1d6 you can just stay on the edge and watch as the other player dies horribly LOL nice work.
If the king takes the large square that's 5 points. The hero can make the rouge lose a life by taking 3 large squares. This just adds to the broken idea how long it'll take to shave off the 3 life vs sitting on your hands. The hero peice would need to enter the game, roll at least a min total of 15 +1 entry roll. Off a 1d6 to nick 3 life, vs losing one on it's own to start. In solo mode 20 points is an extra life. This is capped at 6 making you less likely to want to move at all, if you had already a good starting streak. Again the goal is still 50 points.
Oh fuck my dudes and dudettes, sneak peak of Lucas rip off of word games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b91LmcLQvbI
Remember Lucas is writing on a middle school level and things he can make a game based on English one of the most complex and largest ever in human history. It also doesn't help English is a very hard game to make rules for because it follows it's rules when it feels like.
This is Verbis, but just a sneak peak.
Lucas opens up telling us what the game rips off, as if we couldn't tell. You are given 7 letters face down but can change them out for anything you'd like. So why not just pick them yourself instead of dealing? You don't start with vowels, but you can just pick them in the start, so again this rule is pointless and complexes a schizos mind more.
This is a multiple person game, the first person puts a letter down, the second person puts one down. How or where, isn't explained being that's literally the meat and potatoes of the games rule systems. So players put letters down for no apparent reason. Once a word shows up, you can build on it, or claim it. The point of doing this I assume is points like scrabble. Much like scrabble you can play the game out.
Lucas has an incredible mechanic, ground breaking, if this happens and you choose to play more, you clear the game board. HOLY SHIT I KEEP THROWING MY SCRABBLE COPIES OUT ONCE I GET STUCK FUCKING AMAZING LUCAS WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT. The player with the highest amount of letters wins being all letters have a point value of 1, removing Scrabbles risk reward of rarer leters having more points, a Q is a nice hit but can fuck your game up. This is absent so in Lucas game every word would be loaded with the most common letters. RSTL Also unlike scrabble you can "steal" a word by just adding an S on it, the other player wouldn't get points so, there's no reason to play just sit on S's and let the other fool build fancy words then you get that word +1.
There are no explainings of how/if/when you draw new letters or that at all. Again it's a just a worse lay out of scrabble a game that can make well educated people want to throw things.
The whole second phase should take place as you do it, esp being you alter a square. I literally don't understand the second die roll at all. Aside to 2d6 role, to see a number? Because it's influenced and could be used soley to pick for the "battle" Then you get 5 options, count them 5 if you win the battle.. gaining life, takeing the other, players pip gaining points or removing points from the other, but only the battler as it appears being a square a 4 person game that has no set for a 3 player setup and would be a massive cluster on it's own right. Lastly, you can place a bead, of where you've stepped.
You need 50 to points to win but it doesn't really matter you can get like 58 - Lucas Werner, board game inventor.
Also points mean fucking nothing because you can just take your oppentens life away giving you a win.
This game looks absurdly breakable, not fun and a faux complex feeling with simple entry, like GO but GO doesn't fucking suck and smell like Lucas.
He claims there is a solo mode. Fuck he posted it :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjL95lng-iU
here goes.
Lucas has figured two other games use this name but his has a fat old ! so he can take the trade mark, he clearly doesn't know how these things work because other wise I'd have my own island rebottling store brand soda as COKE!
Before I get into this more, Touche is french for touch and is often misused as a term of a retort from fencing a point is a touch. Or in case of a reversal, (when right of way rules apply IE sabre) rispote, or retort. You know when someone has a zinger often you'll hear touche, rispote is a better fit. Ok, sorry needed to expel useful brain power less my review of Lucas kills brain cells for me, or you the dear reader.
Lucas is touching himself... alone. Nice, now there's none of the 'battles' in the solo mode. In the solo mode, you don't worry about the squares, or battles. Being the only way to progress I'm lost as you battled to remove life, or earn points. So the game will not even be the same in solo mode, it might as well be a different game. Let's see how this shit unfolds.
Lucas for some reason having a pile of fucking pips in front of him, moves a single one around to show a 2x2 square, his thought process or lack of here is amazing. He informs us he missed an important rule (that I need a drink)
Oh those owned tiles you have a pip on? He left the fuck out of it, you can land on them, not just move thru. If you get 5 they flip and you get 5 points. This changes the entire first round of a game, to as I assumed, an autistic awful attempt at GO with worse mechanics.
Lucas has a printed rule sheet, and now in solo the player has 2 peices. Instead of playing on a team or as a single color you have a "hero" and "rouge" what is what doesn't seem to matter but you want the hero to win, because why not. You are just playing by yourself, that's all. Rouge piece has to move for medium squares if even though as a pointless mechanic and handicapped the "bad guy" I think he's mis spoken but being he has a literal rule sheet in his hand, he might not but if you can not get into the med squares, the hero is punished. Being you don't have to use all your pips... this is comically breakable, just run around in circles and the hero dies.
He confirms for some reason the hero is punished for the rouge's moves. This is a game you could win by literally not moving, nice. The rouge when moves into the medium or large sqares needs a 5. But being no pips or battles or what not, that means natty 5s. It's worth 3 though. If this doesn't happen, the rouge loses a life, so instead of being forced to roll natural 5s on a 1d6 you can just stay on the edge and watch as the other player dies horribly LOL nice work.
If the king takes the large square that's 5 points. The hero can make the rouge lose a life by taking 3 large squares. This just adds to the broken idea how long it'll take to shave off the 3 life vs sitting on your hands. The hero peice would need to enter the game, roll at least a min total of 15 +1 entry roll. Off a 1d6 to nick 3 life, vs losing one on it's own to start. In solo mode 20 points is an extra life. This is capped at 6 making you less likely to want to move at all, if you had already a good starting streak. Again the goal is still 50 points.
Oh fuck my dudes and dudettes, sneak peak of Lucas rip off of word games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b91LmcLQvbI
Remember Lucas is writing on a middle school level and things he can make a game based on English one of the most complex and largest ever in human history. It also doesn't help English is a very hard game to make rules for because it follows it's rules when it feels like.
This is Verbis, but just a sneak peak.
Lucas opens up telling us what the game rips off, as if we couldn't tell. You are given 7 letters face down but can change them out for anything you'd like. So why not just pick them yourself instead of dealing? You don't start with vowels, but you can just pick them in the start, so again this rule is pointless and complexes a schizos mind more.
This is a multiple person game, the first person puts a letter down, the second person puts one down. How or where, isn't explained being that's literally the meat and potatoes of the games rule systems. So players put letters down for no apparent reason. Once a word shows up, you can build on it, or claim it. The point of doing this I assume is points like scrabble. Much like scrabble you can play the game out.
Lucas has an incredible mechanic, ground breaking, if this happens and you choose to play more, you clear the game board. HOLY SHIT I KEEP THROWING MY SCRABBLE COPIES OUT ONCE I GET STUCK FUCKING AMAZING LUCAS WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT. The player with the highest amount of letters wins being all letters have a point value of 1, removing Scrabbles risk reward of rarer leters having more points, a Q is a nice hit but can fuck your game up. This is absent so in Lucas game every word would be loaded with the most common letters. RSTL Also unlike scrabble you can "steal" a word by just adding an S on it, the other player wouldn't get points so, there's no reason to play just sit on S's and let the other fool build fancy words then you get that word +1.
There are no explainings of how/if/when you draw new letters or that at all. Again it's a just a worse lay out of scrabble a game that can make well educated people want to throw things.
Fuck me dude that was unpleasent. I am sorry to the brave souls that read all this but, trust me we were dealing with a barely functional retarded man, he's not sure the rules any more than I am.
