Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

LightEmittingDiode said:
I'm dying but Lucas is not a fan
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The public page is not run by Lucas at all. It's a troll posing as Lucas. Actually got the cops to visit Lucas by posting gun pics and shit.
 
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guacieface said:
Why does he have to look so incredibly rapey in every photo of food he takes? Also why does he need to include his face at all??
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Uh, so the HOT BABES will know who to swoon over. Millennial chicks love the internet, so you gotta post your big meaty mush on the internet to reel one in.

Plus you really can’t get the sense of how seductively long his telomeres are just from hand pics, you need the face too.

Why do all these weird “gotta get me a hot young thing” men try to use meals and food to reel women in? Do they live in a world where women can’t afford food? I can buy all the truck tacos I want, thnx awfully.
 
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If he can't even pull a nice face on camera, I dread to think how he looks off camera. Really pulling in the ladies there, Lucas.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Uh, so the HOT BABES will know who to swoon over. Millennial chicks love the internet, so you gotta post your big meaty mush on the internet to reel one in.

Plus you really can’t get the sense of how seductively long his telomeres are just from hand pics, you need the face too.

Why do all these weird “gotta get me a hot young thing” men try to use meals and food to reel women in? Do they live in a world where women can’t afford food? I can buy all the truck tacos I want, thnx awfully.
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Aside all of Lucas other faults, he's not aware how money works as he's never worked. Honestly he's been homeless so long he thinks he's a solid middle class guy, and there's the poor hobos (that he was) and some Bill Gates rich only. The family that makes 60k (I don't know Spokane but I picked a rough solid middle class #) is just lost to him. He really doesn't grasp it exists.

Also he clearly is a fat fatty fat fat fat. So food being inhaled at mach 3 is all he likes aside sex with kids. He's aware enough dates often share a meal. So he thinks he can use this as a lure.

When really his idea of this is a bait and switch, he's poor as hell and can't afford to do this on the normal like an avg person can swing date night once a week. After 2 "dates" with the Wern she'd be left with the bill. This is a good chunk of his income when you do the math out, I'd wager 2/3s as his rent is next to nothing he has no bills and aside stuffing himself all he spends on are board games.

Now what ever you make dear kiwi's take about 2/3s and apply to food. Think about two things, how well you could eat, and how damn much you'd have to. For someone making the avg in the US that's almost 20k in food. We are talking eating double surf and turf, 3 times a day 7 times a week to spend the same ratio Lucas does at entry level sit down places.

For being a feminist, Lucas sure does seem to think girls are too dumb to manage employment and feed themselves, or he just knows Mrs Bass.. I keed I keed.
 
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Allen said:
Does he think posting selfie foods will help him actually attract someone?
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Lucas doesn't much think. But in ways he does. He really doesn't see himself in anything but the best light, aside when he pity baits.

As I mentioned before he has such a strange lack of understanding on money he really thinks this is the same as a picture of you waving the keys to your new M3.

Even if Lucas was showing off fancy places 24/7 people see his size and that's a turn off. I once nailed him on a dietery level he's eating about 3 adult males avgs just to HOLD his weight, and we all agree he's gaining still... Lucas has snacked on more than an adult female should eat and claims he's healthy.

While Lucas goes only to fancy places when he's got a few spare tard bucks, he's doing that to look rich and lure girls. We see how he eats most of the time and not only is it slop, it's en mass. He's got a serious food addiction. Now I'll play devils advocate for a second and point out he's been homeless, he wasn't always sure his next meal, that does happen to people whom have faced that or other issues. Some people it stays with them for life.

But Lucas has a place, income and option to get therapy for it. He just stuffs his fat face waddling around looking for a pre school to let out and point his non working dick at. It's traits like showing off your addiction that make him extra repsuslive.
 
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So Lucas posted on FB saying that in school they have to do another essay. His topic? Shocker....table top games. He has zero inability to talk about anything that isn't related to something that he's obsessed with. He has zero want to learn anything new and wants everything he writes about, talks about etc., to be literally all about him. His insane blatherings on these essays has got to be a hard, hard read for other students as well as the teacher. I want to find out who to poor teacher is and send him/her a bottle of wine. If they don't drink, you can bet your ass they do now after having to see/smell the Wern on the daily. *also* an essay is NOT a thesis Lucas.


Lucas Werner

October 13 at 12:19 PM ·

We started another essay project late last week. This one is going to be about my newest obsession: designing offline table top games.

Verbis and X are card games, so that's a paragraph. Gromulik is a tile game, so that's a paragraph. Meeple Toss is a dexterity game, so that's a paragraph. Touché will be hit on briefly in the conclusion.

The essay can only be 5 paragraphs with 3 main ideas, so I have to think in those terms for 5 games before I think of another game and ruin my entire thesis by not adhering to the prescribed format.
 
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The essay is five paragrahs long? So the old “introductory paragraph, three for content and one sum up” format that we all had as children?

What a tasking class, Wern. You’re clearly sweating it out for that PhD. Good lord, does your class include a break for playing on the swings?

Also you started this “late last week”? I’m no doctor, but I could write five paragraphs on a topic of my choosing on my lunch hour. How are you actually mulling this over to any degree?
 
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Lucas is on ugly fucker. It's also funny how every single picture of him sets all creep alarms off reliably. I think him photoshopping his face makes it even worse. It's also amazing how he somehow managed to find that single hairstyle that makes him look even more like an asshole than he already does.

Also did they really photoshop Elliot Rodgers into a woman? Lmao.
 
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