Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rescuetoast]

Lucas is on ugly fucker. It's also funny how every single picture of him sets all creep alarms off reliably. I think him photoshopping his face makes it even worse. It's also amazing how he somehow managed to find that single hairstyle that makes him look even more like an asshole than he already does.

Also did they really photoshop Elliot Rodgers into a woman? Lmao.

It's just faceapp or something where you can do that "what would I look like as a man" that all your middle aged facebook friends think is hilarious for some reason. There was no effort put into it at all.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I didn't think he could make his selfies any worse, but then he plays with the camera angle and manages to look like a pedophile rapist lizardman from Land of the Lost.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Telomeres for the supreme gentlewoman

Which one of you trilobytes did this

 

[Rokko]

I think it has been mentioned before, but these faces he makes probably come from him being schizophrenic (which he is iirc):

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC493217/

Neurological examination and electroencephalograms and electro-oculograms, recorded by telemetry, from unmedicated patients with acute and chronic schizophrenia demonstrate a number of abnormalities of extraocular movement including staring, abnormal blink rate, absent glabellar reflex, and increase in horizontal eye movements. As potential clues to the pathophysiology of schizophrenia, these disturbances are analysed in relation to anatomical substrate and dopamine modulation of ocular movement, rapid eye movement sleep, and the neurological disorders in which similar disturbances of ocular movement occur.

Though he is most probably medicated atm, it is often seen in unmedicated schizophrenic people that they have disturbances of eye movement (for example rarely blinking etc). His creepiness might come from that.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think it has been mentioned before, but these faces he makes probably come from him being schizophrenic (which he is iirc):

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC493217/




Though he is most probably medicated atm, it is often seen in unmedicated schizophrenic people that they have disturbances of eye movement (for example rarely blinking etc). His creepiness might come from that.

He definitely has that unblinking reptilian stare which, when combined with a fat hairless manbaby face, is just the most unsettling double whammy of creeper.

 

[Rokko]

He definitely has that unblinking reptilian stare which, when combined with a fat hairless manbaby face, is just the most unsettling double whammy of creeper.

That and his creepy smile. How can he look at his pics and think its a pic he should post. Maybe he is faceblind too, which I once read is connected to his mental illnesses too.

 

[Telomayonnaise]

Y'all really gotta stop falling for the page. That isn't fuckin lucas, it's run by trolls. Do we have to be reminded of this bi-weekly?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

That and his creepy smile. How can he look at his pics and think its a pic he should post. Maybe he is faceblind too, which I once read is connected to his mental illnesses too.

My bad: just agreeing that Luke's principle problem is not seeing things the way others do.

(Clicked post before done writing so edited)

 

[Rokko]

What are you trying to say?
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Ah ok! Oh I agree. That is a big problem, but he is not really aware of it I guess? Thats an even bigger problem, but mostly for those around him.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What are you trying to say?

Didn't mean to leave the autism rating . Posting on phone sucks!

 

[mothman96]

So any news as to what the walking poster for pedophilia and insanity been up to lately?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Though he is most probably medicated atm, it is often seen in unmedicated schizophrenic people that they have disturbances of eye movement (for example rarely blinking etc). His creepiness might come from that.

It's probable that when you think someone looks 'creepy' it's because humans are social animals and have dedicated bits of their brain which detect signs of mental abnormality and signal it to higher level conscious stuff. Sort of like how in a computer higher level software gets notified by dedicated hardware of stuff so it can make a higher level executive decision.

tl;dr - if you have a feeling someone is creepy from their facial expression, it's not something you should ignore.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Y'all really gotta stop falling for the page. That isn't fuckin lucas, it's run by trolls. Do we have to be reminded of this bi-weekly?

The page has nearly 10,000 likes (plus a unknown number of low key followers that keep up with his antics but don't want to publicly like such a page), while the real Wern is currently Zucced and has his Twitter on lockdown. At this rate, the troll impersonation of Lucas will be even more infamous than the real deal.

 

[Trainwreck]

I'm sorry, but this is just creepy af. Also, he's so busy? Doing what? Jacking off dreaming about young pussy, gorging himself and babbling on about these board games? Jesus christ.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
Sometimes my eyes will lock with a woman for a few seconds at school. I walk on, my heart racing. I'm usually very busy, but that little love buzz gets me through a lot of those days. Heck, just seeing them gets me through a lot of those days. It's too bad I'm so busy.

11:37 PM - 23 Oct 2018

 

[mothman96]

I'm sorry, but this is just creepy af. Also, he's so busy? Doing what? Jacking off dreaming about young pussy, gorging himself and babbling on about these board games? Jesus christ.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
Sometimes my eyes will lock with a woman for a few seconds at school. I walk on, my heart racing. I'm usually very busy, but that little love buzz gets me through a lot of those days. Heck, just seeing them gets me through a lot of those days. It's too bad I'm so busy.

11:37 PM - 23 Oct 2018

It looks like he actually thinks he has a chance of getting with young women on campus. His shit is so backed up, it's mingling with his schizo brain making him more and more delusional.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm sorry, but this is just creepy af. Also, he's so busy? Doing what? Jacking off dreaming about young pussy, gorging himself and babbling on about these board games? Jesus christ.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
Sometimes my eyes will lock with a woman for a few seconds at school. I walk on, my heart racing. I'm usually very busy, but that little love buzz gets me through a lot of those days. Heck, just seeing them gets me through a lot of those days. It's too bad I'm so busy.

11:37 PM - 23 Oct 2018

That's peak creepy. It's also showing how absurdly alone Lucas is, his mind won't function right ever. He's getting a love buzz? Let's pretend he was hot and getting the good eye from a girl, that's lust not love. Lucas has no clue what love is because he's a pedophile and a pervert. Neither of those rabbit holes allow love to be shared or shown it's pure sexual lust.

It's a real hum dinger seeing and being gross to innocent girls keeps him in school where we get more lucas tard behavior, but at the same time some poor girl trying to make a life has a 400 lb pedo undressing her mentally as he huffs and puffs to his middle school level classes in a college.

 

[Da Dude123]

Long time follower, first-time poster. Honestly, I am very surprised Lucas has made it this far at the Community College. I figured he would have chimped out long before now. In some ways Lucas seems to have improved marginally. For example, he mentions on Twitter that he enjoys seeing couples. Earlier they made him rage, because it wasn't him with the hot gen z girl. However, he still thinks everyone needs to find him "gorgeous women that he can date".

I honestly wonder how many other students at the community college know who he is? I found out about Lucas after the Starbucks incident. I live nowhere near Spokane and I heard about it. That made national news. So, you would have to figure it was even bigger news around Spokane. Not to mention his online presence. I would love to hear from people who are unfortunate enough to be in class with him. I am sure all his instructors and the school administration know all about him. It was mentioned that people emailed the school to keep an eye on him.

He has gotten more boring. I miss when his Facebook was public and all his autistic memes that he would make. And him saying "blocked" to people who criticized him. This board game stuff is weird. First of all, I don't think the dude has hardly any friends, and he is back saying he has no interest in spending time with any men, unless they are hooking him up with women. The vast majority of board games out there require at least two players.

It will be interesting at the beginning of next year when he has to pay rent and can't afford all his fancy dinners for one, and when he is finding out that no one wants to buy his horrible games. I wish the dipshit who keeps reporting his Facebook would stop. That is by far his best medium for his antics.

 

[mothman96]

Long time follower, first-time poster. Honestly, I am very surprised Lucas has made it this far at the Community College. I figured he would have chimped out long before now. In some ways Lucas seems to have improved marginally. For example, he mentions on Twitter that he enjoys seeing couples. Earlier they made him rage, because it wasn't him with the hot gen z girl. However, he still thinks everyone needs to find him "gorgeous women that he can date".

I honestly wonder how many other students at the community college know who he is? I found out about Lucas after the Starbucks incident. I live nowhere near Spokane and I heard about it. That made national news. So, you would have to figure it was even bigger news around Spokane. Not to mention his online presence. I would love to hear from people who are unfortunate enough to be in class with him. I am sure all his instructors and the school administration know all about him. It was mentioned that people emailed the school to keep an eye on him.

He has gotten more boring. I miss when his Facebook was public and all his autistic memes that he would make. And him saying "blocked" to people who criticized him. This board game stuff is weird. First of all, I don't think the dude has hardly any friends, and he is back saying he has no interest in spending time with any men, unless they are hooking him up with women. The vast majority of board games out there require at least two players.

It will be interesting at the beginning of next year when he has to pay rent and can't afford all his fancy dinners for one, and when he is finding out that no one wants to buy his horrible games. I wish the dipshit who keeps reporting his Facebook would stop. That is by far his best medium for his antics.

Lucas is a known liar, so I'm sure that seeing young couples still makes him foam at the mouth. Lucas saying that he enjoys seeing young couples is just part of his game play. Like how much of a feminist he is. I'd say he is "watching" his step on campus because he doesn't want to loose the opportunity to be around young women he can eye rape 5 days a week.
He doesn't like to be around males, because they are competition for the teenagers and young women he wants. Basically he's a misandrist. He'll "tolerate" men that serve his purpose.

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas is a known liar, so I'm sure that seeing young couples at the college still makes him foam at the mouth. Lucas saying that he enjoys seeing young couples is just part of his game play.

He's at least sane enough at the moment to realize raving and going apeshit upon seeing couples makes him look like Son of Sam.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Someone found Lucas' POF account