Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Lucas is having a huge pity party on Twitter right now. Whining about not having a girlfriend and whining that he will be alone for Thanksgiving and his birthday. Someone told him to go home and visit his family for Thanksgiving and he said they they are over 300 miles away. Twitter person then tells him it's like $237 for a RT bus ticket. He says he can't afford it. He's been pissing money away right and left on his stash of board games and gorging himself on every fast food near his place. He can't even think ahead to do anything that us normal adults do. We want to travel, we save, we want to go somewhere, we plan ahead. His only plan is to impregnate a child so he can hear "daddy".

That's something his family can be thankful for.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Lucas is depressing lately, not really all that entertaining like other lolcows. I don't pity him because he's a shithead but his world is tiny and he leads just such a pointless and useless life and his mental capacity neither allows him to get better nor look beyond his few, unvaried obsessions. On top of that, you can predict every single thought his gourd-shaped head will ever have - now, ten minutes from now, and ten years from now. I think I'm gonna check out of this thread and wait until it gets featured because he got arrested for something despicable.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Lucas has designed several additional games, which teach about compassion, confidence, forgiveness and similar things. He says most of his games are more popular with women than with men, though he does not know why:

Spoiler: Big block of tweets

Spoiler: Another big block of tweets

Also, the Starbucks barista he hit on was at least 21, and only a lying bigot would say otherwise.

 

[Cato]

Lucas has designed several additional games, which teach about compassion, confidence, forgiveness and similar things. He says most of his games are more popular with women than with men, though he does not know why

Note that his phrasing was "largely appeal to women," not "more popular with women." "More popular" would suggest that his games are actually played by anyone. "Largely appeal" has more room to be speculative bullshit that he just pulled out his ass without requiring any external evidence.

It's not like the Wern is above outright making shit up, but his language here just confirms what we all already know.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Summary: He'd love to go to a party so long as none of the women there were older than 24, but nobody invites him to parties because they lack empathy, because older fathers cause shorter telomeres which decrease empathy, and by the way that barista was NOT 16 but even if she was that's legal in Washington, so fuck you, and also he's very lonely and needs a girlfriend.

Spoiler: Another big block of tweets

Note that his phrasing was "largely appeal to women," not "more popular with women." "More popular" would suggest that his games are actually played by anyone.

True. Sloppy paraphrasing on my part, sorry.

He must be having a manic episode, or the schizophrenic's equivalent, judging by how many tweets he's putting out there tonight. Now he's talking about his "magical sperm," and talking about it does NOT drive girls away, and furthermore he's not impressed by guys who have big dicks because his is "a transport vessel for a REVOLUTION!"

I suspect he might be off his meds again.

 

[Bassomatic]

Assuming Lucas was even welcome with his family he should have had the cash, now remember by his claim he had over 1k he stashed from the grant he got after paying for classes. He didn't get the laptop he wanted, cell phone or anything. He's LITERALLY spent it one junk food and his board games.

In under one month this fat fuck who has a food stamp card AND gets welfare spent 1k on fast food. His food budget is over 1k a month. For someone on the dole. What a disgusting glutton, people in his classes are nearly starving, i've been in college as many of us have, 1k a year may have been our food budget.

Lucas uses the term liberal as a catch all for "correct" many people whom have many left thoughts don't consider themself that. Many who feel or us the term liberal are openly bigoted against "wrong" people, Lucas sure is. Since he is failing 8th grade english, I'll flesh it out, bigotry is disliking a group, it doesn't mean if the group is wrong or not.

I happen to hate pedos rapist and people whom abuses animals, this I'd say 99.5% of the world can agree, guess what that means I'm a bigot. Lucas hates, well anyone who's not him, he's a bigot. I don't hide behind a term to make my "bigotry" a positive, society en large agrees with me making my bigotry, socially ok.

Lucas is letting his commie ideals stick out with the IQ thing, let me mention one of the smartest people I ever met they dropped out of college, and change careers every 2-5 years. They are a real polymath They are smart enough to earn middle class life and love the change sure they could have been a brain surgeon but they rather work in the oil industry till they could build a fracking site solo, then putz off to fix BMWs and instead of going to their design team or F1 team snag a career nursing blind eagles or some shit. They are profoundly happy and not a shock a hit at social events. For someone this smart guess what they have a "flaw" Lucas (and all of us should) look down on, they LOVE bad pop music, this dude rolls around bumping fall out boy I shit you not.

Lucas doesn't want a party, he wants to be brought to a harem, of his. Lets be real. No one is this stupid. This won't happen why I feel the need to say that confuses me, but thinking about Lucas kills my brain cells.

Penis size doesn't change with age, Lucas claim to fame is he's old so his sperm is magic. We know Lucas isn't packing let alone can't get it up, but if an 20 year old has a big ole, horse cock he will have it at 40. So again Lucas loses because someone who has his same magic old person sperm will have a bigger wang, that works. Also, when a couple becomes sexually active, it's not anything to be ashamed of to have likes and dislikes of the human body.

His sperm is wack, it's not magic. Let's pretend it was though, you have to attract a mate with something tangible before you can share your genes. Lucas thinks he can just be handed the prize with out earning it or working for it. The guy who can slam dunk gets laid because we all see the slam dunk we all think it's cool. He's got proof his jizz is good stuff. Lucas lives in a gov sped home, wasted over 1k on junk food doesn't own a cell phone at nearly 40 years old.

There's a lot of reason girls don't game some things, according to some reports more women play vidya than men. There are some games that men like others women do. Nothing Lucas does or ever will do will attract women, he could be into any female heavy hobby and he will find a way to isolate himself and be gross, mind you college has more girls than guys and he's still not got even a single #. I think by my second week in undergrad I had to buy plan B around 6 times... ah youth.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think by my second week in undergrad I had to buy plan B around 6 times... ah youth.

Kiwifarm's greatest love machine!

 

[mothman96]

Lucas has his "Meeple Toss" for sale at thegamecrafter. Scroll down to "See it in action" on a rumpled blanket and the reviews.
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/meeple-toss

• A bit like beer pong.
• The ultimate college game.
• Grow and impress others.

 

[Bassomatic]

Out of all his games, meeple toss is so simple it's not broken per say. It's just boring, pree "tween" but as it's filled with little loseable swallowable pieces not really safe for kids. Why it's listed 12+ is confusing.

Due to shape of the meeple, it's not well balanced, so even the skill landing it on the spot you want, lots of luck factors in for how it lands up or on it's side. So it's not a pure luck or skill game, i'd aruge you can't much "grow" in it. You sure as shit can't impress people with it because it's well boring. No one cares when you are good at something that doesn't impress them. If you don't like wool, you don't care how good a knitter someone is.

Beer pong is a college staple for a reason, it's easy entry point it's social and team building, and it has booze in it. Just because you throw something doesn't make this close to beer pong, if you use that logic it's only fair to say it's also close to baseball.

This can't be a college game because it doesn't offer what beer pong does nor is it in depth. By the time people hit college, social groups form and are more welcoming and accepting. Every college has a D&D group or historical war gaming as well as people who want to kill a keg and play corn hole.

Part of beer pong is clearly the beer, it's a social lube and excuse to get drunk. Meeple toss lacks this, or the challenge and thought of settlers of caatan etc. Paying 35+ for some plastic widgets and a poorly drawn used towel you can't have fun with because everyone else thinks it's a joke isn't a good investment. Than again this is coming from a man who's failing out of classes he's not even graded on.

 

[mothman96]

He must be having a manic episode, or the schizophrenic's equivalent, judging by how many tweets he's putting out there tonight. Now he's talking about his "magical sperm," and talking about it does NOT drive girls away, and furthermore he's not impressed by guys who have big dicks because his is "a transport vessel for a REVOLUTION!"

I suspect he might be off his meds again.

Mikayla is about female empowerment"

Lucas's schizo brain is so scrambled that it's female empowerment to have 40 yr. old Ace control the thoughts/actions of the young women characters. Looks like he wants to live his "dream" through the game.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Lucas has his "Meeple Toss" for sale at thegamecrafter. Scroll down to "See it in action" on a rumpled blanket and the reviews.
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/meeple-toss

"Primary Mechanic: Hand Management"
That's... not what that means

 

[JuniperFalls]

The whole mass of the universe....

 

[Aristophanes]

The whole mass of the universe....
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So instead of taking any advice Lucas doubles down his entitled attitude, and wonders why he doesn't have any friends.

 

[JuniperFalls]

So instead of taking any advice Lucas doubles down his entitled attitude, and wonders why he doesn't have any friends.

I don't know how much his schizophrenia is to blame, and how much is Lucas himself. Of course, you don't need to have a chemical imbalance to have a monster-sized sense of entitlement. I know that lack of various social skills is common among schizophrenics (someone upthread mentioned his inability to understand how his creepy facial expressions come across as an example of this), but I don't recall reading of oversized entitlement issues being a common schizophrenic symptom.

For all the time he spends complaining that people lack "empathy" toward him, how reasonable is it to expect someone in his condition to return the favor, and consider that maybe, just maybe, there are reasons other than "ageism" and "bigotry" to explain why people avoid him?

 

[mothman96]

I don't know how much his schizophrenia is to blame, and how much is Lucas himself. Of course, you don't need to have a chemical imbalance to have a monster-sized sense of entitlement. I know that lack of various social skills is common among schizophrenics (someone upthread mentioned his inability to understand how his creepy facial expressions come across as an example of this), but I don't recall reading of oversized entitlement issues being a common schizophrenic symptom.

For all the time he spends complaining that people lack "empathy" toward him, how reasonable is it to expect someone in his condition to return the favor, and consider that maybe, just maybe, there are reasons other than "ageism" and "bigotry" to explain why people avoid him?

I'm thinking his entitlement issues/"grandiose" way he sees himself/ the lying and hypocrisy, stem from him being a narcissistic pervert with schizophrenia/bipolar. In his case the mental illness has worked in society's favor. His schizophrenia/bipolar led him to expose to society, the red flags of his narcissistic predatory nature.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I dunno if this has been answered, but do we know when exactly he started this quixotic quest for underage poon?

 

[mothman96]

I dunno if this has been answered, but do we know when exactly he started this quixotic quest for underage poon?

He's left documented evidence of stalking middle schools girls (the car wash) prior to him ending up in Spokane. The "love" he had for his young niece, several incidents of him hitting on 15 yr. olds, and him going nuts seeing girls with an older man (girl's father) in a restaurant and throwing a glass at the wall when he was with Suzanne. Saying to girl it really got him hot she was younger than his youngest niece. His predatory nature has been there. If I'm remembering right, there is a screen shot of him admitting he's a pedo.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He's left documented evidence of stalking middle schools girls (the car wash) prior to him ending up in Spokane. The "love" he had for his young niece, several incidents of him hitting on 15 yr. olds, and him going nuts seeing girls with an older man (girl's father) in a restaurant and throwing a glass at the wall when he was with Suzanne. Saying to girl it really got him hot she was younger than his youngest niece. His predatory nature has been there. If I'm remembering right, there is a screen shot of him admitting he's a pedo.

Hmm, even before coming to Washington he's been an established pedophile.

It kinda makes his moving to Washington a bit more sinister since he knew he'd be establishing enough distance from his family to prevent them from having much of a say during involuntary commitments. He can go about preying on underage girls without having to worry about his mother grabbing him by the ear and dragging him back to the looney bin.

At this point, calling him a creep is just being nice.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

At least he's physically disabled himself enough to not make a very successful rapist. No woman in their right mind would let him approach them after dark, and they could out-run him at a light jog. He'd also feel compelled to leave DNA evidence for his babies to be made.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

At least he's physically disabled himself enough to not make a very successful rapist. No woman in their right mind would let him approach them after dark, and they could out-run him at a light jog. He'd also feel compelled to leave DNA evidence for his babies to be made.

Women have successfully fought him off without breaking a sweat. There is a story where someone kicked him and he immediately ran away.