Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Solzhenitsyn]

When Lucas was at Phoenix House, he had an assigned "payee". The payee received Lucas's disability check, payed the rent and whatever other expenses Lucas had. Lucas had to go through the payee for spending money. It may still be the case now that he is at Pioneer Pathway House.

There went Lucas's delusional fantasy that he was going to "science the shit" out of college, thinking the girls were going to be in awe of him and line up for his attention. He fell completely flat with that.

Not sure if it's the case in America, but where I am most tards have a financial wrangler just like what you're describing. If the tards blow away their money on dumb shit, their income is restricted right down to bare necessities until they can prove to be financially responsible (which is never). Could be why he's suddenly complaining about being broke.

 

[mothman96]

I just read a bunch of his ramblings in FB. I will summarize since my pictures won't post.

He admits that the only reason he went to school is to start a family. He then asks what kind of a job he can get with only a HS diploma. Lots of people are answering him and giving him reasonable, normal job ideas. He turns literally every single on of them down by either saying pass or boring. He then tells everyone that he is broke and won't be able to buy sushi and board games anymore because he has to start paying rent now. He said that the rent is basically going to take up all his money. Boo hoo. Oh yeah, he's failing math too. Guess there won't be a Wern, Ph.D anytime ever.

It seems off with him going so broke paying rent, he won't be able to afford sushi. Back in Feb he said he was getting an increase in his disability check, from 750.00 to 1000.00. He has the EBT card and free medical. How much rent is it for that small room at Pioneer Pathway. I don't think he'll be paying more than half his monthly check in rent. He may not have the extra cash to blow on buying/"designing" board games like he's been doing these past months, but he'll still have some cash.

What jobs were recommended to him?

 

[Trainwreck]

What jobs were recommended to him?

Waiter, fast food worker, coder, CNA (which he has said he's interested in), dishwasher (which he said he's not good at and we have all seen that proof), Target, Walmart....and a psych nurse. Hahahaha.

Here's some game he bought at Uncle's Games for $90 although you can get it on Amazon for $50. It's funny that he claims he's all into the board games, but has no one to play them with AND the place he buys them from has board games every Friday night, plus gaming activities all throughout the month. He will never go because the purpose is to play games and have fun with other people, even of the same sex and not to lure unsuspecting teenagers. http://www.unclesgames.com/locations/downtown-spokane/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ZnN_UD8GY&feature=player_embedded

 

[mothman96]

Waiter, fast food worker, coder, CNA (which he has said he's interested in), dishwasher (which he said he's not good at and we have all seen that proof), Target, Walmart....and a psych nurse. Hahahaha.

Here's some game he bought at Uncle's Games for $90 although you can get it on Amazon for $50. It's funny that he claims he's all into the board games, but has no one to play them with AND the place he buys them from has board games every Friday night, plus gaming activities all throughout the month. He will never go because the purpose is to play games and have fun with other people, even of the same sex and not to lure unsuspecting teenagers. http://www.unclesgames.com/locations/downtown-spokane/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ZnN_UD8GY&feature=player_embedded

He's been going on about going broke paying rent, yet he goes and blows 90 bucks on a new board game.

There is a comment under that video, Lucas on campus is offering 250.00 to people for letting him move in.
"he has asked people at school if he can room with them. For $250 a month."
I don't know, all this still comes across as off. I still think he can meet his rent, with money left over. All of a sudden he says he want to work, and looking for someone to take him in. Now I'm wondering if something happened with him and Pioneer Pathway House.

CNA, to work in that field he'd have to get training/certification and employers usually do background checks. Doesn't look like it would work out for Lucas.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

4:02 on new video- "politely and wholesome" could be Lucas' shit version of "true and honest" .


Still ramblin' about scoring a hot young wife. Wern gonna Wern...

 

[JuniperFalls]

Looks like Lucas is back on Twitter -- he posted a photo of the latest expensive game he bought, and is also responding to days-old questions. I don't know if this Bullheadcitygal is a catfish, an actual well-meaning clueless classmate, or something else.

 

[mothman96]

Looks like Lucas is back on Twitter -- he posted a photo of the latest expensive game he bought, and is also responding to days-old questions. I don't know if this Bullheadcitygal is a catfish, an actual well-meaning clueless classmate, or something else.

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Serial killers have fans, why not an insane pedo. She can join that Laura Jennings and the others that kiss his ass. Or she could be a catfish. By this time Lucas Werner and what he's about has been making the rounds at SCC. Also, all anyone has to do is google his name, and all his pedo insanity comes up. Doesn't leave room to be "clueless". His ardent fans need to have their heads examined at their nearest psych center.

Been thinking about Lucas going broke, wanting a job, offering students $250 to let him move in. He might be trying to garner sympathy so someone (preferably a student) will let him room with them and he'll have a better place to live in and he thinks a social life. On campus he is surrounded by young people doing what they do, while Lucas just goes around eye-raping the girls that come into his view. Evenings and weekends, he's stuck in his little fart room with a communal toilet. His outings are for meals alone, groceries, etc. He knows outside of campus the students also have a social life, hanging out with others, going to parties and so on. He did say he doesn't get invited to parties. He comes up with this scheme, thinking someone will feel sorry for him, and they'll have him move in. Their place is better than his little fart room and he figures he'll be be included in his roommate's social life/activities and also help him blend in with the young students on campus.

 

[Da Dude123]

So, Lucas is creating a game called "The Dance of the Telomeres" it is a game where the government sets up dances for older men and younger women to hook up. They drink soda, then dance, then hookup.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

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This is one of the most amazing ideas he's ever had. How could anyone possibly think this is a good plan?

 

[Da Dude123]

Also, check out some of the comments on some of his new game videos. Supposedly, according to one commentor, Lucas is actually in classes that are for people who have not finished high school. Supposedly they have a mix of students who dropped out of high school or want to get dual credits for both highschool and college. Not sure of the credibility of the commentor. Supposedly, Lucas was not able to provide documentation that he finished high school. According the commentor these classes have students who are 16 years old in them.

 

[mothman96]

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10 mo. in a mental hospital down the drain. I guess his mental health handlers figure, as long as Lucas is not running down the street naked yelling for a teenager to hop on his dick, they'll let him slide.

And to the detriment of the young women at SCC, it looks like Lucas is planning to go back for the winter quarter.
"will have 3 weeks of free time from December 13 to January 1"

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern


The games I'm into collecting are heavy strategy eurogames like Alhambra and abstract strategy games like Pente. I rarely get a chance to play, but will have 3 weeks of free time from December 13 to January 1. #boardgames

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Including the "I will have x weeks" to imply that his prior inability to find anyone to play with is due to busyness rather than personal repugnance. What a devious little fellow, I love it.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

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[The Telomerase Truth]

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If I didn't know any better, I would say those tweets were from a fake account because it just seems like a joke. The fact that it isn't makes it so much better.

Also, check out some of the comments on some of his new game videos. Supposedly, according to one commentor, Lucas is actually in classes that are for people who have not finished high school. Supposedly they have a mix of students who dropped out of high school or want to get dual credits for both highschool and college. Not sure of the credibility of the commentor. Supposedly, Lucas was not able to provide documentation that he finished high school. According the commentor these classes have students who are 16 years old in them.

Now that's horrifying.

 

[Particle Bored]

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"Prime time to sleep together." #Wholesome

 

[mothman96]

Also, check out some of the comments on some of his new game videos. Supposedly, according to one commentor, Lucas is actually in classes that are for people who have not finished high school. Supposedly they have a mix of students who dropped out of high school or want to get dual credits for both highschool and college. Not sure of the credibility of the commentor. Supposedly, Lucas was not able to provide documentation that he finished high school. According the commentor these classes have students who are 16 years old in them.

That triggered a memory of something I read in this thread. I went to look for it and found it in a Lucas "reflection" back on pg. 39. He is talking about a time period when he was first on his own. He says he didn't have all his HS credits and was taking a correspondence course to finish his diploma. From everything else he says in the "reflection" it does not look like he ever finish the course to get the diploma. He couldn't make it on his own, so he begged his mom to let him move back to her house. He got a job, was fired, ended up doing odd jobs for his step-dad. It's not likely that he tested for a GED.

I've quoted that commentor before. She is a student at SCC and has been keeping tract of Lucas, I think even before he enrolled at the college. There is a screen shot of SEER being one of the topics Lucas has written down for his English class. The SEER program is for people with mental health issues like Lucas. If Lucas is in class with 16 yr. olds, I'd say that's his doing.

Edited to add:
From Lucas's Poetry file back on pg. 3, he says that he attended his Jr and Sr HS years in Montesano Wa. If Lucas gave SCC the name of the city/HS, the college could have easily contacted the HS for his graduation status.

I didn't quite have all my high school credits and really fought to find time to balance working jobs I hated, just to pay the bills and getting the credits I needed to finish my diploma course through correspondence with The University of Arizona. I was having frequent nightmares of my life falling away. I wasn't sleeping well. I tried to come back to my old self again and care about schoolwork. The consistency of the weed was pretty good then too. Pot also helped me unwind after working an 8 hour a day job at the McDonald's, which was grueling and kind of like high school because some dream girls worked there and some dream girls were customers. But I mostly stayed on the tasks at hand because I really needed the money to pay for living in Olympia with Cyril and Michelle. And if I lost my job, I would potentially be living on the streets, which has always scared me more than just about anything else in life. So I did what I had to do. Work sucked because it was a boring repetitive job that I hated immensely because it took up a lot of my time and everything about the job smelled bad. It was dirty. It was dark. The floors were never cleaned properly like some restaurants. My clothes and skin began to smell like grease. I stopped being able to look at a McDonald's or their food without that sick grease smell entering my nostrils and shuttering from head to toe when no one was looking because I didn't want to talk about why I was shuttering around Cyril.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Also, check out some of the comments on some of his new game videos. Supposedly, according to one commentor, Lucas is actually in classes that are for people who have not finished high school. Supposedly they have a mix of students who dropped out of high school or want to get dual credits for both highschool and college. Not sure of the credibility of the commentor. Supposedly, Lucas was not able to provide documentation that he finished high school. According the commentor these classes have students who are 16 years old in them.

In Canada those are called Adult Basic Education classes. They are government subsidized and I think go as low as grade 7 or 8.

I don't know about US education, but Canadian ABE, because of the provincial subsidies, are pretty cheap to enroll in.

The grade 11 and 12 classes are the most populous from normal students upgrading their HS education before entering their programs full time. The lower grade classes are where you see the truly exceptional people.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Also, check out some of the comments on some of his new game videos. Supposedly, according to one commentor, Lucas is actually in classes that are for people who have not finished high school. Supposedly they have a mix of students who dropped out of high school or want to get dual credits for both highschool and college. Not sure of the credibility of the commentor. Supposedly, Lucas was not able to provide documentation that he finished high school. According the commentor these classes have students who are 16 years old in them.

You mean like getting your GED? Or High School diplomia?

In Canada those are called Adult Basic Education classes. They are government subsidized and I think go as low as grade 7 or 8.

I don't know about US education, but Canadian ABE, because of the provincial subsidies, are pretty cheap to enroll in.

The grade 11 and 12 classes are the most populous from normal students upgrading their HS education before entering their programs full time. The lower grade classes are where you see the truly exceptional people.

You really don't need to upgrade courses in Canada as colleges and universities have several ways to enters such as just taking a Science, Math and English exam which are all grade 10 level (current grade 10 level which has been dumbed down in some provinces.). Canada at least has Mature Learning options for those wanting to get into a new career. I don't know if America has anything like that but I'm sure some States do.

If you're just going for Your GED you're better off spending $50 per exam than taking a year course just to do them. Many libraries offer programs to help you with them for free. You just have to realize that no public school accepts a GED to enroll at a college or university. You have to have English 30 and Math 30 or equivalent if you're in Quebec, plus usually Science 20 either Chemistry or Physics. If you're challenging the placement test it's usually Chemistry.

 

[mothman96]

In Canada those are called Adult Basic Education classes. They are government subsidized and I think go as low as grade 7 or 8.

I don't know about US education, but Canadian ABE, because of the provincial subsidies, are pretty cheap to enroll in.

The grade 11 and 12 classes are the most populous from normal students upgrading their HS education before entering their programs full time. The lower grade classes are where you see the truly exceptional people.

Spokane CC has the Adult Basic Education program. https://catalog.spokane.edu/AdultEducation.aspx
Also a GED program -- http://sfcc.spokane.edu/Become-a-Student/I-Need-Basic-Education/Get-Your-GED

Reading the commentor under the video (Verbis), the 16 yr olds Da Dude is talking about are in a program for HS age teenagers called Running Start -- http://scc.spokane.edu/Become-a-Student/High-School/SCC-Running-Start

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

These "games" are making less and less sense... What does the soda even mean? Besides appealing to his raging diabeetus?