Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The next time he makes suicidal threats, someone needs to call the cops so he can get magdumped.
Too late. This post is probably exactly why he backpedaled so quickly.
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He would have lost it if the cops and the medics showed up and took him for a 96 hour stay at the mental hospital. I do believe he has leaked what flophouse he was placed in, so someone could have filled them in. I wouldn't have been surprised if the police don't already know where he is, I'm thinking they most likely do.

He was just upset that he is bad at math and the whole girlfriend thing. The whole thing was most likely just a ploy for attention and that a girl would become his girlfriend out of pitty.

Too late. This post is probably exactly why he backpedaled so quickly.
 
He would have lost it if the cops and the medics showed up and took him for a 96 hour stay at the mental hospital. I do believe he has leaked what flophouse he was placed in, so someone could have filled them in. I wouldn't have been surprised if the police don't already know where he is, I'm thinking they most likely do.

He was just upset that he is bad at math and the whole girlfriend thing. The whole thing was most likely just a ploy for attention and that a girl would become his girlfriend out of pitty.
If I'm remembering right, the police have been to his place due to that guy that had a Lucas Werner page and posted a picture of a gun. Going back to what he said about the world and money , he has a lot of pent up rage at the "world". What it comes down to, he is insanely envious of what other people have. The nice houses, vehicles, etc. and of course that other people are in a relationship/married. Lucas wants the same, feels entitled to it, and wants it handed to him. It adds to his rage that his ploys to get a girl fall flat. "Designing" and displaying his games at the college didn't bring in the young ovulators.
 
What’s sadder, suicide baiting or realizing that no one cares about your suicide baiting?
Lots of us care, we want him to try a back flip.

Lucas of all people with the absurd amounts of times he's been chucked in loony bins, jail cells etc should know how careful in this day and age we need to be about talking about suicidal behavior.

We've all heard horror stories of mis understandings, to down right abuses of the system where someone jokes about shooting themselves so they don't have to do laundry at home and next thing they know men in white coats show up.

His mindset is still all wrong, he refuses to become someone anyone wants to be around, or likable, yet demands praise and respect. He acts so helpless in his posts but if you step back and read it, "the planet doesn't listen" his ego is so god damned big he thinks he could or should dictate how or what the entire earth should be like and or do.
 
Lucas is desperate.
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And lonely.
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Only he’s not lonely enough to actually do something about it.
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Which is kinda sad. Aside from the great content we would get from Wern trying to hop a train he might actually enjoy himself.
He's expecting to be back at college for the fall quarter. What happened with all his his talk of getting suspended if he fails math. As far as I know academic degrees at least require college algebra and another math like calculus. This is at a university level, SCC being 2 year may be different. If during the winter quarter he didn't drop the remedial algebra I his next class for this quarter would be remedial elementary algebra II which is the continuation of remedial algebra I. I'd say he's right that hopping on a freight train would not turn out well for Lucas. He's not a guy that sits well with people. He'd likely end up bloated alongside the tracks or alley somewhere.
 
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Who would win? A highschool level math class or The Wern? lmao
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He's refusing help & tutoring... yet wonders why he can't do it 🤔 Looks like the college saga might be ending.
Yep, Math 92 is another remedial class -- Elementary Algebra II. He would have to pass Algebra II and the Intermediate Algebra that follows before he qualifies for college algebra. Well his main interest in college is for getting himself a young ovulator and they won't touch him with a 20 ft pole, I say let the financial aid money go to someone that really deserves it. The way he says "poor lad like me". He's a middle aged balding pedo creep, the girls know well to stay away.
 
Out of all this boo hooing, he's even taking the cowards way out that can come back to bite him.
He's crying like a bitch and going home. He's not being a man, and dropping his class, profs are super understanding esp in remedial classes so you don't get bonked on your GPA or pushed down to an entry etc.

Not once did he mention trying to get help from a tutor or group etc. He just showed up to creep on girls, and that dang dirty cock block expected him to do work. Now his life is ruined.

Lucas who tells us over and over he's better than anyone just a diamond in need of a touch of polish is such a bitch ass pussy at 40 years old, he can't ask some low paid adjunct prof to help him keep his class records clean.
 
Out of all this boo hooing, he's even taking the cowards way out that can come back to bite him.
He's crying like a bitch and going home. He's not being a man, and dropping his class, profs are super understanding esp in remedial classes so you don't get bonked on your GPA or pushed down to an entry etc.

Not once did he mention trying to get help from a tutor or group etc. He just showed up to creep on girls, and that dang dirty cock block expected him to do work. Now his life is ruined.

Lucas who tells us over and over he's better than anyone just a diamond in need of a touch of polish is such a bitch ass pussy at 40 years old, he can't ask some low paid adjunct prof to help him keep his class records clean.
This is especially hilarious when you remember how much he used to brag about his math and science cred, remember his "physics equation" involving argon matrices, etc? For sending radio waves back in time I think it was?

He was sooo smug back then.
 
What a loser. I can't decide who's the bigger fuck-up, him or Russell Greer. Their combined stupidity and incompetence is staggering.

edited because I'm such a loser I spelled it looser. LOL.
 
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What a looser. I can't decide who's the bigger fuck-up, him or Russell Greer. Their combined stupidity and incompetence is staggering.

I think Greer is worse. They both have mental issues but Werner has flat out schizophrenia. Russ could at least try to be less of a piece of shit.
 
What a looser. I can't decide who's the bigger fuck-up, him or Russell Greer. Their combined stupidity and incompetence is staggering.

I would go with Rusty. He essentially had the opportunity to live a relatively normal life, but he chose to shit all over that opportunity. While both are estranged from their families, Rusty is on the verge of burning that bridge and pissing all over the ashes.
 
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