Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Few things to go over here:

1. Lucas thinks the recent downtime of the forums is because a Good Samaritan hacked it for him.
2. Lucas thinks he trolled the fuck out of us by posting photos of dicks he found on the internet when it only makes him look like a literal faggot. Wasn’t there a period of time that Lucas was friends with Eddie Dzial online before the SOFALAW kiddos got upset and made Lucas block him? This logic is textbook Eddie behavior.
3. What kind of almost-40-year-old man brags about meme wars?
4. He thinks he cleared his name lol.
5. Lucas confirmed for being @YourWorstNightmare666

PS: We know you’re reading this Lucas, care to explain how $200 for hacking a website is worth it when that won’t even cover the retainer for a lawyer if you get caught? I’m also laughing at the fact you can’t pay anyone until 10/1, you’re such a poorfag that you are offering to pay for crimes with taxpayer money that is supposed to be putting you through college. I’m not sure why you’re crying on Facebook about us when your temporary ban has expired and you’re free to talk here to us.

Maybe someone should let his social worker know that he’s trying to spend either his financial aid or his welfare check on hiring someone to carry out a felony for him.
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
Lucas coming here and "trolling" us reminds me of a grade schooler that just learned a bunch of swear words and thinks they can win any playground argument by shouting them one after the other. Lucas is doing just that but with porn instead of profanity.
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Not just "trolling" us, but "messing with our heads." Posting a couple of gross porn images (plus a genuinely cute raccoon picture that Lucas THOUGHT was insulting because he clearly knows nothing about raccoons and how they behave) isn't exactly Machiavelli-level mind games.
 
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Rogowski said:
Few things to go over here:

1. Lucas thinks the recent downtime of the forums is because a Good Samaritan hacked it for him.
2. Lucas thinks he trolled the fuck out of us by posting photos of dicks he found on the internet when it only makes him look like a literal faggot. Wasn’t there a period of time that Lucas was friends with Eddie Dzial online before the SOFALAW kiddos got upset and made Lucas block him? This logic is textbook Eddie behavior.
3. What kind of almost-40-year-old man brags about meme wars?
4. He thinks he cleared his name lol.
5. Lucas confirmed for being @YourWorstNightmare666

PS: We know you’re reading this Lucas, care to explain how $200 for hacking a website is worth it when that won’t even cover the retainer for a lawyer if you get caught? I’m also laughing at the fact you can’t pay anyone until 10/1, you’re such a poorfag that you are offering to pay for crimes with taxpayer money that is supposed to be putting you through college. I’m not sure why you’re crying on Facebook about us when your temporary ban has expired and you’re free to talk here to us.

Maybe someone should let his social worker know that he’s trying to spend either his financial aid or his welfare check on hiring someone to carry out a felony for him.
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Haha look how fucking stupid this prick is.
 
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Chihiro said:
the fact that @YourWorstNightmare666 is confirmed to be the Pedo- I mean the Wern, is more cringe than if it were someone pretending to be him.
So anyways, with all the dicks he posted, it is no wonder women don't like him - he is obviously radiating gay energy and their gaydar is going off, so they don't want to waste their time.
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I saw the pictures he posted before the mods either deleted them or hid them behind "spoiler" images (by the way: kudos and condolences to whichever mods drew the short straw and had to deal with Lucas' manic episode that weekend) -- IMO even the hetero ones were enough to repel any sane woman--not even because a man might use those images as whackoff motivation, but that he'd use them as part of what was obviously a malicious (though poorly thought out) attempt to "troll" people or "mess with their heads" or whatever.

I know it is pointless to try to understand the thought processes of someone unfortunate enough to suffer from schizophrenia, but I still wish I could get some idea of how Lucas holds all these thoughts in his head at the same time: "I want a gorgeous, barely-legal young woman to fall madly in love with me," "I will tell everyone what a woke and sensitive woman-respecting man I am, so maybe those barely-legal young women will fall in love with me," "when I get mad at people I'll mess with their heads by posting photographs of three or four barely-legal young women all licking the same dick at once, " AND "all you gorgeous barely-legal women out there ought to fall in love with me because I'm so woke and sensitive and have shitloads of respect for you. Here's a photo of a woman with a different dick in every hole she's got."
 
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That is rich! The portly Lucas Werner has to wait till October to get $200 because he doesn't get enough tardbucks. Gotta use the student loan money he will never ever pay a penny back towards! He will be completely swindled out of that money. Bounty Hunters? Also, who is his "friend" this site hurt? I am thinking this is just something he made up to try to legitimize his cause. He will be swindled out of that money just like his "advisors" got paid to promote his stupid games.
 
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JuniperFalls said:
I saw the pictures he posted before the mods either deleted them or hid them behind "spoiler" images (by the way: kudos and condolences to whichever mods drew the short straw and had to deal with Lucas' manic episode that weekend) -- IMO even the hetero ones were enough to repel any sane woman--not even because a man might use those images as whackoff motivation, but that he'd use them as part of what was obviously a malicious (though poorly thought out) attempt to "troll" people or "mess with their heads" or whatever.

I know it is pointless to try to understand the thought processes of someone unfortunate enough to suffer from schizophrenia, but I still wish I could get some idea of how Lucas holds all these thoughts in his head at the same time: "I want a gorgeous, barely-legal young woman to fall madly in love with me," "I will tell everyone what a woke and sensitive woman-respecting man I am, so maybe those barely-legal young women will fall in love with me," "when I get mad at people I'll mess with their heads by posting photographs of three or four barely-legal young women all licking the same dick at once, " AND "all you gorgeous barely-legal women out there ought to fall in love with me because I'm so woke and sensitive and have shitloads of respect for you. Here's a photo of a woman with a different dick in every hole she's got."
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That's not all. I remembered reading in this thread, Lucas is into anal torture and sent someone pictures of gaping butt holes.
 
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mothman96 said:
That's not all. I remembered reading in this thread, Lucas is into anal torture and sent someone pictures of gaping butt holes.
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[Facepalm] Even if a teenage woman were naive enough to actually believe middle-age men have magic anti-aging sperm, I have no idea why Lucas thinks she'd go for a middle-aged man who also has a goatse fetish. Even if this man actually had a good job, a nice three or four-bedroom house (complete with raccoon-proof garbage cans) and some very lucrative life insurance policies, there's plenty of available middle-aged men out there who have all these things and do NOT have a goatse fetish.
 
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Lucas has none of these things. He lives in a flop house, is unemployed, and has Mersa! But he has a food card!

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[Facepalm] Even if this man actually had a good job, a nice three or four-bedroom house (complete with raccoon-proof garbage cans) and some very lucrative life insurance policies, there's plenty of available middle-aged men out there who have all these things and do NOT have a goatse fetish.
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Lucas has none of these things. He lives in a flop house, is unemployed, and has Mersa! But he has a food card!
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And a goatse fetish, and access to a bathroom he shares with several other boardinghouse residents, and an apparent fondness for porn images of very young women doing the sort of things which actual non-pornstar women generally do NOT want to do, or have done to them.

Which is why I really would be interested to hear Lucas explain why, out of all the single, divorced or widowed Generation X men in America right now, he thinks a woman should believe he is better "husband material" than a man who is Lucas' age and has the same magic telomere sperm all men that age get, but also has a job and a house (or at least his own apartment), with a private bathroom and kitchen. Especially if he wants to have children with this woman -- it's too impractical to raise children in a room in a boardinghouse where your family doesn't even have its own exclusive bathroom and kitchen facilities, but has to share them with however-many other boardinghouse residents. And if we are going to presume, as Lucas does, that the ideal marriage is between a man age 35 or older, and a 16 or 18-year-old woman who just hit her state's age of consent, then we HAVE to hold the man responsible for providing suitable housing for his family, because there's no way a 16 or 18-year-old has that kind of money yet--but a 35-year-old who wants to start a family should.
 
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What else does Lucas have in his life besides his porn-fueled fantasies of (maybe) 18 year old girls?

I’m willing to say not much.

Therefore everything he says, everything he does, everything he feels, (everything he thinks) relates back towards his dream of violating a high school senior. Looking for any sort of rationality in what he says and how he acts is futile.

Only thing one can do is laugh at him.
 
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And a goatse fetish, and access to a bathroom he shares with several other boardinghouse residents, and an apparent fondness for porn images of very young women doing the sort of things which actual non-pornstar women generally do NOT want to do, or have done to them.

Which is why I really would be interested to hear Lucas explain why, out of all the single, divorced or widowed Generation X men in America right now, he thinks a woman should believe he is better "husband material" than a man who is Lucas' age and has the same magic telomere sperm all men that age get, but also has a job and a house (or at least his own apartment), with a private bathroom and kitchen. Especially if he wants to have children with this woman -- it's too impractical to raise children in a room in a boardinghouse where your family doesn't even have its own exclusive bathroom and kitchen facilities, but has to share them with however-many other boardinghouse residents. And if we are going to presume, as Lucas does, that the ideal marriage is between a man age 35 or older, and a 16 or 18-year-old woman who just hit her state's age of consent, then we HAVE to hold the man responsible for providing suitable housing for his family, because there's no way a 16 or 18-year-old has that kind of money yet--but a 35-year-old who wants to start a family should.
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From what he has said before, he's "banking" on welfare giving him more money and a house if he gets married and has children.
 
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