Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Oh wow, a 400 lb 40 year old pedophile failed at making memes.

Null, pull the plug the farms has finally be bested by a retarded man who lives on the dole and is so fucking stupid the state doesn't trust him with his own god damn toilet.

Lucas has been a state burden his entire life, and doesn't know how the welfare system works? He will get more being married, man when Chris chan looks like fucking Ruth Ginsberg next to you in law Lucas you might want to shut the pie hole.

I find the irony of Lucas using 13 year old as an insult, when it's also his sexual fetish. That's like yelling at someone, oh yeah you jerk go to saint Kitts! Then have a nice time on the beach! He's legit too dumb to insult people. I'm really baffled. Like this is a new level of fat man rage that just doesn't make sense.

This website might be a den of autism, but it's far from some link an essence of life. I think this is him trying to point out, people who shit post have better lives than he does. And we are better shit posters, than Lucas throwing his A game at us.

This post brought to you by Makers Mark, and wait... I can't even read the bottle.. Fuck you Lucas.

Semper Fi my kiwi friends.
 
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You know how Lucas has talked all that shit about what he’d do to a kiwi farmer or a SOFALAW somebody? The creator of SOFALAW DM’d him and Lucas blocked him like a bitch. Lucas confirmed for being as big a pussy online as he is IRL
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Rogowski said:
You know how Lucas has talked all that shit about what he’d do to a kiwi farmer or a SOFALAW somebody? The creator of SOFALAW DM’d him and Lucas blocked him like a bitch. Lucas confirmed for being as big a pussy online as he is IRL
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Holy fuck he TOTALLY MESSED WITH THEIR HEAD!!!!! CHECKMATE, TROLLS!
 
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Rogowski said:
Someone needs to organize a boxing exhibition between Lucas and a kiwi admin. No matter who loses everyone wins.
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I volunteer as tribute. Surely the admins have more important things to do. I am opposed to mixed sex competition ESPECIALLY combat, but in this instance we should be OK. He can join Chris Brown in the ranks of the males of the mixed gender combat world. I can't promise to kick the shit out of him /obvious reasons, but I can have a go at punching the nonce away......
 
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Archie_Kimkicker said:
Lucas, you're not fooling anyone. You are fat and cowardly and too fucking shy to even grope the hot chicks who pass you by. You ain't gonna do shit.
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@YourWorstNightmare666

Don’t forget the videos Daniel Campbell posted when you were asked to leave and cried/screamed from your room ‘you’re scaring me man!’

Totally a man [child] to fear. Might sic his parents on a website
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Being a narcissistic pedophile= totally the same thing as being part of a marginalized community. Poor Lucas is once again desperate to be oppressed.
Also, fat ass isn’t gonna resist shit. All you’d have to do is walk away at a brisk pace.

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That's the trans flag. Is Lucas gonna come out as trans something or the other?
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Being a narcissistic pedophile= totally the same thing as being part of a marginalized community. Poor Lucas is once again desperate to be oppressed.
Also, fat ass isn’t gonna resist shit. All you’d have to do is walk away at a brisk pace.

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The only resistance I see coming from him is his MRSA's resistance to antibiotics.
 
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Oooh, expect resistance from Lucas. A fat man in pajama pants. His tugboat is not enough for him to offer much in resistance. Also, he is too busy eating sushi to resist.
 
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First of all to be in a meme, war you have to have meme's Lucas schizo babble is not a meme, it's just text over a picture. Remember this ad :
That's Lucas.

Second there has to be a war. None of us are invested into Lucas, he's a hobby. Lucas is the one living in something with lower hygine than a WW1 Trench (seriously they would shoot you if you didn't poop where it was allowed unlike capt shit in his pants).

There is literally no meme war, we are laughing at while disgusting a criminal, pedophile idiot who's life is a total hot mess of misery caused by his disgusting fetishes and laziness. And he's being well, Lucas.
 
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Fiveseven15 said:
ok, so the guy posting under 'john smith' is big mad about screen names, an for the second pic, has he done ANYthing but post shitty 'memes' to a private page with like 30 followers, all of which are there to watch the shitshow? @YourWorstNightmare666 this is really fucking sad, even for you lucas. when i think youre at rock bottom, you keep digging


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This fat faggot waddled his unhygienic ass up to the grocery store so he could buy kiwis, take them home, slice them, and take a picture of him stabbing them with a fork. All so he could make a poorly executed meme about winning a meme war. Hey, at least he’s finally admitted defeat.
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