💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas is legit pushing 500 pounds easy. It'll be funny when his diabetes kills his lard ass and he dies alone.
Lucas, I know you're reading this so just FYI, the people "complimenting" your putrid Batman pants were being sarcastic. They were making fun of you. I know you being an autist makes it hard for you to read social cues so I'm just filling you in there. Literally almost everyone at your school knows who you are and they mock you because they know you're a warped, idiotic, no account pedophile. Too late to do damage control on that one, Shamu.
 
mothman96 said:
Yea sure Lucas -- "a lot of positive feedback IRL" on your batman pantaloons. Ha, you do know how to tell tall tales. There was that 1 girl that said -"I like your pants", followed by the guy -- "We like your pants". You don't recognize sarcasm when it hits you in the face. Made you froth at the mouth that there was a guy with her.
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BUT BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. LUCAS WAS THIIIIS CLOSE TO TAKING HER TO DINNER IF THAT DUMB FLATBRIM CAP WEARING DUDEBRO HADN'T OPENED HIS MOUTH. HE RUINED LUCAS'S CHANCES.
 
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It’s super easy to tell you’re not taking care of your health by the simple fact that you look like a jack o lantern that got left out for a month- saggy and possibly extremely moldy, but no one wants to get close enough to find out.
 
If kiwis are truly the reason he can’t get laid then he needs to shut his cock holster about this place because we aren’t the one signal boosting this thread to his 5,000 friends that he loves to brag about. Kiwi Farms is not as popular as he thinks so thanks for the free advertising faggot.
 
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He's praying for someone to swoop in and white knight him. Lel.

And all this BS about how he is reverse trolling by "pretending" to fall in love with his catfish. Anyone remember the hilarity of Lucas sobbing because Rachael Hennessy didn't show up? Had proof out the ass that she wasn't real and he still held on to the slightest hope that another human being could love him even with all the facts that it was just another catfish. Hahaha real bright guy.

Deep down he knows that he is completely repulsive, that he is defective, and that no one will ever want him. All this is just him lying to himself in a feeble attempt to "prove" that he has some worth as a human. (Spoiler: he doesn't. Literally worthless.)

And good luck with all that cop calling you're supposedly doing without incriminating yourself in the process, you anarchist communist whatever. Lmao
 
Rogowski said:
If kiwis are truly the reason he can’t get laid then he needs to shut his cock holster about this place because we aren’t the one signal boosting this thread to his 5,000 friends that he loves to brag about. Kiwi Farms is not as popular as he thinks so thanks for the free advertising.
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Well, the Lucas sock only has 137 friends unfortunately
 
I made a promise to myself about a year ago to only come here if when I log into Kiwi, I see this thread as the most recently updated.
I regret this. Still as fucked as ever. Can we just put him in some Big Brother-like controlled environment on TV and watch him crumble already? Perfect candidate.
 
QueenBurritoSupreme said:
He's praying for someone to swoop in and white knight him. Lel.

And all this BS about how he is reverse trolling by "pretending" to fall in love with his catfish. Anyone remember the hilarity of Lucas sobbing because Rachael Hennessy didn't show up? Had proof out the ass that she wasn't real and he still held on to the slightest hope that another human being could love him even with all the facts that it was just another catfish. Hahaha real bright guy.

Deep down he knows that he is completely repulsive, that he is defective, and that no one will ever want him. All this is just him lying to himself in a feeble attempt to "prove" that he has some worth as a human. (Spoiler: he doesn't. Literally worthless.)

And good luck with all that cop calling you're supposedly doing without incriminating yourself in the process, you anarchist communist whatever. Lmao
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I’m sure he is calling the cops, who are most likely very confused about why he’s so obsessed with a forum for people who are very enthusiastic about large birds from New Zealand.
 
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Jesus Lucas, I'm sick of seeing you on my newsfeed. Can't get back into your account or too afraid to?
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Even if there weren't recent pictures of Lucas available thanks to his wee.ns proving he's still a fatass (which there are), no one who saw that picture of his shopping cart piled with something like twenty pounds of cheese on a single trip will ever believe he's cut down his food intake "by 4 times".
 
Rescuetoast said:
didn’t he drop out of basic biology cuz it was hard?

ETA Lucas you already believed a younger woman from London (with tons of money and who was also a Bernie Sanders supporter despite being in a different country) was in love with you, how’s Rachael doing?
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Pretty sure it was something like a basic maths refresher course.
 
I hope Lucas went to the cops because when a guy who’s been involuntarily institutionalized for mental health issues goes to the police station to rant about kiwi farmers bullying and stalking him it’s bound to end well. Also, since when did anarchists like cops?
 
Lucas, what happened with you being all "macho" saying were going to beat up Kiwis IRL. You can't even handle a homeless crack head on your own. Ran and hid behind a security guard, told him "that guy is being mean to me" right. That's your style.
 
mothman96 said:
Ran and hid behind a security guard, told him "that guy is being mean to me" right. That's your style.
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If Lucas were an actual Commie during McCarthyism he would’ve folded faster than Superman on laundry day and ratted everyone out to save his ass.
 
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