💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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It's already hard enough to breathe in the general vicinity of Lucas' fart cloud
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Does Lucas think "Kiwi Farms" somehow includes everyone in Spokane he distrusts? Or does he think this site is only for Spokane locals?

Maybe he would be better off if his handlers got him out of the rooming house and into a more controlled environment. It sounds like his delusions are getting worse.
 
Based solely upon that video I can officially declare Lucas incapable of winning a fight with anything or anyone

Babies, old people, kids, he'll get drilled by anything
 
Rescuetoast said:
He should definitely make another video to prove us wrong.
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I'm only speaking for myself but if Lucas showed us he had knowledge of the martial arts by videotaping himself doing a kata or perhaps a short demonstration of his skills I would probably back off and start trying to find him a child to date
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
I'm more interested in why he was silent for a little while. Do you think he raged so much his tard handlers took his phone away and maybe put him in a short hold?
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Notice that after he messaged all of Spokane demanding that Lacie have sex with him he logged out of his real FB and hasn’t come back. Doesn’t he usually screech loudly when he gets Zucced? I think he’s laying low.
 
moiras_here said:
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Alright guys, fess up. Which one of you is the one standing outside his government craphouse texting!
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That’s straight up schizophrenia speak right there.

I’d be worried about Lucas assaulting someone (which is why I believe we should bring back 19th century asylums) if it weren’t for the fact that he’s weak as piss.
 
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Lifted from the SOFALAW group. Lucas’s interaction when confronted with the evidence of his Pedo antics.
 
Onomatopoeicpun said:
Lucas: Kiwi Farmers are all talk, big mouths on the Internet who hide behind anonymity
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Wait so does this mean that Lucas is going to spend weeks gathering dog shit until he has enough to fill a large container (or hole perhaps? Probably not since he’s too fat to dig a hole) for every single member of this forum? Truth be told, it will still be a more worthwhile endeavor than trying to be a geneticist or board game guru.
 
mothman96 said:
This really cracked me up. The paranoid schizo, looking out the window and sees a kiwi. Is he going to be up all night peering out the window for more kiwis
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I gave a literal lol because he straight up admitted that his gay Antifa ancom shit was just another sad attempt to get young pussy. We already knew that was the case, but it's fucking hilarious how short lived this web-LARP lasted before devolving into "antifa are ageist bigots" territory.

Fuck off Lucas! We know youre just another crypto-capitalist, trying to undermine the people's cause with your abhorent antics. Spencer told us all about your idea to exploit our struggle against fascists to try to sell more of your pathetic "board games." We all saw the video of you hanging out with those fascists in Portland last weekend. We're advising all Spokane and other Washington cells to be on watch for your gourd-headed meatsack. Watch your back, "comrade." ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽
 
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I don’t know if they’re actually aware of the John Smith account, now that I think about it. Maybe that’s why he’s using it.
 
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