💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Good plan Lucas,
1st-- the hotties will go Ewwwwwwwww when you take your shirt off.
Next -- when you drop your pants, they'll laugh their heads off at your little package.

I assume he has huge moobs and huge fupa that hides his miniscule cheese-odored junk

 

[BowlOfDick]

This is probably the look he gives when he’s leering at the ‘hotties’. Likely that Lucas thinks this makes him look mysterious and brooding.

No Luke, it’s the definition of creepy

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is probably the look he gives when he’s leering at the ‘hotties’. Likely that Lucas thinks this makes him look mysterious and brooding.

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Oh, so this is to prove he actually enters clubs?

Way to go Luke!! Just think; in a few more years you might actually work up the courage to approach one of these children thatre half your age!!

You might stop being so terrified of actual LITTLE GIRLS!

Nah, second thought; doesn't seem likely. Keep staring and wasting your money on overpriced booze. Drunk AND schizo; that should be fun, eh?

 

[mothman96]

This is probably the look he gives when he’s leering at the ‘hotties’. Likely that Lucas thinks this makes him look mysterious and brooding.

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If he was going into a bar(s) I was hoping he'd post some pics. That bar he's in looks to be the Globe Bar and Kitchen.
Is that a video he posted of the women?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Is that a video he posted of the women?

Affirmative!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Affirmative!

Link? Archive?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Can't wait to see a big black bouncer to give him the business on video and he goes on facebook to explain how his n-word-laden chimpout was actually progressive and woke.

 

[BowlOfDick]

This is my favourite one of his recent tirade.

What does he actually think he’ll say to these girls if the other dudes leave? No doubt a telomerase pick up line that will sweep them off their feet.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is my favourite one of his recent tirade.

What does he actually think he’ll say to these girls if the other dudes leave? No doubt a telomerase pick up line that will sweep them off their feet.

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The guy who's afraid of both men and girls calls people coward. As we all know, Lucas won't talk to girls even if they ARE alone and unaccompanied. As witnessed by the creeper pics he's taken of solo girls, (like the one in the library that "made his heart stop,") or even his recent tale of Spokane's night-time Riot Grrl Army of Thick-Thighed Street Protestatutes Hotties.

(Prostester + Prostitute? Anyone? Anyone? Sorry...)

 

[mothman96]

This is my favourite one of his recent tirade.

What does he actually think he’ll say to these girls if the other dudes leave? No doubt a telomerase pick up line that will sweep them off their feet.

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Whose the coward, if Lucas needs for all the men to disappear for him to be able to "talk" to the women. As was brought up prior, he creeps on a girl, there will be a guy(s) that will stop him in his tracks. That's what he doesn't want.

 

[Krathnami]

But Lucas, you are an overweight person who eats all the time and doesn't exercise enough.
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Losing 10 pounds 20 times doesn’t count

 

[fakegambit]

This is my favourite one of his recent tirade.

What does he actually think he’ll say to these girls if the other dudes leave? No doubt a telomerase pick up line that will sweep them off their feet.

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What did he mean by this?

 

[mothman96]

Can't wait to see a big black bouncer to give him the business on video and he goes on facebook to explain how his n-word-laden chimpout was actually progressive and woke.

Heck, Lucas would want the bouncers at the Globe bar to disappear too. The same for any other bar he may go to.

 

[FatherPucci]

Taking bets here folks on what is the next step in Lucas' Bizarre Nightclub Adventure! Will he;
A) Be confronted by a bouncer and have the video of him getting handled go viral
B) Be confronted by one of the women he is taking creeper photos of and get heckled into oblivion
C) Be confronted by the women's boyfriends and get chased off only for him to claim they were cockblocking him later online
D) A beautiful mix of all of the above

 

[one_time_user]

I am surprised that lucas hasn't figured out the magic trick of how to get as close as he wants to young females, in their own spaces including changing areas, bathrooms, pools etc. the age group he loves is very accepting of, and will even occasionally date, women hating males if they say they are oppressed women.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Taking bets here folks on what is the next step in Lucas' Bizarre Nightclub Adventure! Will he;
A) Be confronted by a bouncer and have the video of him getting handled go viral
B) Be confronted by one of the women he is taking creeper photos of and get heckled into oblivion
C) Be confronted by the women's boyfriends and get chased off only for him to claim they were cockblocking him later online
D) A beautiful mix of all of the above

E) one of those interfering faggots from SOFALAW gets him banned from the bars and ruins everyone’s fun.

 

[Rogowski]

Working at McDonald's is hard

Someone in SOFALAW contacted the club he was at last night at told them he was recording women on the dance floor.

Odds on him assaulting a flat bill couple as they stumble out of a bar at 2AM?

 

[FatherPucci]

E) one of those interfering faggots from SOFALAW gets him banned from the bars and ruins everyone’s fun.

Damn looks like you were right

 

[BowlOfDick]

Damn looks like you were right

They’re unabashed meddlers who always scheme over how to get Lucas in trouble. “Oooh does anyone have the number for his social worker?” Etc etc

 

[Rogowski]

I really have to question his motives of Lucas hanging at the bar that last month caught a lot of shit for women claiming to have been drugged on their premises. Seems fishy. This also means their security probably won’t remember Lucas when he comes back.