Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[FatherPucci]

They’re unabashed meddlers who always scheme over how to get Lucas in trouble. “Oooh does anyone have the number for his social worker?” Etc etc

It fucking sucks, let the pedo fly off the rails and get actual consequences. All they are doing is insuring he is bowling with bumpers. The only silver lining would be if the bouncer actually denies him, he flys off the rails and someone manages to get it on video but like my man Rogowski said above they’ll likely forget about him by the time his ebt card can afford another Makers mark double on the rocks

 

[Da Dude123]

I think working at McDonald's was the only job Lucas has ever had. And he worked there maybe 1 month. Ever since then he has been collecting welfare because he is too lazy and autistic to work. I sort of doubt anything will come from the club being notified of Lucas. Although, with the allegations of drink tampering, maybe they will be more vigilant of people like him? And his meager tugboat probably does not allow him to be out doing stuff like that much.

How is he going to get in the way of a younger dude? I would love to see him try.

Working at McDonald's is hard
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Someone in SOFALAW contacted the club he was at last night at told them he was recording women on the dance floor.
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Odds on him assaulting a flat bill couple ?

 

[JuniperFalls]

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"She's mine?" No, Lucas, she is her own person with the right to choose which man she is with, and no obligation to put your sick, selfish, repulsive desires ahead of her own.

Thing is, if the self-appointed George Clooney of Spokane were replaced by the real George Clooney, or Brad Pitt, or whatever other Gen X sex god Lucas identifies with, he STILL would not be able to find a bed partner -- even a woman originally attracted by a handsome face and nice body would run screaming out off the room once she was referred to as an "ovulator" or "coochie attached to a fertile functional womb" or whatever other dehumanizing, cringe-inducing labels Lucas has invented.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It fucking sucks, let the pedo fly off the rails and get actual consequences. All they are doing is insuring he is bowling with bumpers. The only silver lining would be if the bouncer actually denies him, he flys off the rails and someone manages to get it on video but like my man Rogowski said above they’ll likely forget about him by the time his ebt card can afford another Makers mark double on the rocks

That's the way to get the chicks...Belly up to the bar, whip out the EBT, (from your neatly-pressed Batman Pantaloonies) and start flexin'! "Drinks on Uncle Lucas!" (Or Uncle Sam, as the case may be!) PLAYA PLAYA!

 

[Al from Dadeville]

E) one of those interfering faggots from SOFALAW gets him banned from the bars and ruins everyone’s fun.

That’s exactly what they’re doing right now.

 

[mothman96]

I really have to question his motives of Lucas hanging at the bar that last month caught a lot of shit for women claiming to have been drugged on their premises. Seems fishy. This also means their security probably won’t remember Lucas when he comes back.

Lucas would love easy prey. A 21 yr old who looks to have been drugged.

 

[Rogowski]

I sort of doubt anything will come from the club being notified of Lucas.

They’re keeping it up.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Working at McDonald's is hard
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Someone in SOFALAW contacted the club he was at last night at told them he was recording women on the dance floor.
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Odds on him assaulting a flat bill couple as they stumble out of a bar at 2AM?
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You ain’t gonna do fuck all, you fat nonce.

Yer gonna sit there in the pub and fart up your little lonely corner while filming young women until you get bounced. Repeat til you die.

 

[AnOminous]

E) one of those interfering faggots from SOFALAW gets him banned from the bars and ruins everyone’s fun.

Those fucking idiots are lolcows themselves.

 

[Da Dude123]

I agree. Let something happen to Lucas organically. Now if he is banned from there we may just get a chimpout about bigots, if so, let's hope someone is there to film it.

Those fucking idiots are lolcows themselves.

 

[mothman96]

If he gets banned from the Globe, there are still a number of bars walking distance from where he lives. He wants to keep eye balling young women, so he may just shuffle his way to one of the other bars.

 

[FatherPucci]

NSFW!!! Ladies and gentleman, while I apologize in advance may I present to you the

Lucas Werner shirtless selfie!

 

[Rogowski]

NSFW!!! Ladies and gentleman, while I apologize in advance may I present to you theView attachment 927687Lucas Werner shirtless selfie!

He’s a fatter, less sexier version of Revolver Ocelot from MGS4.

 

[mothman96]

NSFW!!! Ladies and gentleman, while I apologize in advance may I present to you theView attachment 927687Lucas Werner shirtless selfie!

Looks to me he did some "doctoring up" of his upper body, like reducing the size of his moobs.
ETA:
And he looks like he's going bald in the eyebrows too.

ETA 2:
What lady is this meant for? He blocked the people in Spokane including the women, and blocked some more young people recently.

ETA 3:
On the wall to the right, is that a roach?

 

[Krathnami]

They’re unabashed meddlers who always scheme over how to get Lucas in trouble. “Oooh does anyone have the number for his social worker?” Etc etc

The people in SOFALAW think they’re somehow above KF but they get just as much pleasure in the schadenfreude of it all as we do

 

[Rogowski]

The people in SOFALAW think they’re somehow above KF but they get just as much pleasure in the schadenfreude of it all as we do

This thread is just SOFALAW with another layer of anonymity and less moderation. Throughout Lucas’ online history though SOFALAW has proved to be much more eager to interfere with the entertainment. Besides, he’s too much of a pussy to actually talk to a woman at the club by his own admission.

 

[Twrx]

NSFW!!! Ladies and gentleman, while I apologize in advance may I present to you theView attachment 927687Lucas Werner shirtless selfie!

Dude just needs to shave his head and deal with the fact that he's losing his hair.

 

[mothman96]

This thread is just SOFALAW with another layer of anonymity and less moderation. Throughout Lucas’ online history though SOFALAW has proved to be much more eager to interfere with the entertainment. Besides, he’s too much of a pussy to actually talk to a woman at the club by his own admission.

The drinks at a reasonable price? When he was on Lacie's page the topic of women getting drugged at the Globe came up, so he does know about it and Lacie went on to say the drinks were expensive. When it turned out that he was going to the Globe, it got me thinking that his draw to the Globe was that rumor.

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He keeps track of this thread so by now he knows he's been reported to the Globe. Looks to me he's doing some "damage control" like passing off as harmless with " I wish I had the courage to approach-- but get hate etc". And kissing up to management with "good drink at reasonable price, ........I hear the food is wonderful"

 

[fag0t]

ETA 3:
On the wall to the right, is that a roach?

I thought it was a roach also but it seems to be a hole in the wall

 

[Telomerase Disgrace]

His socks are the same color as a shitstained pair of tighty whities. His eyeballs are sinking into his skull. His hair looks like a whorl of pubes in a truckstop shower. I’m SO aroused