Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas thinks your refusal to fuck him and give him a child to traumatize is destroying his family. The truth is that his family lost hope decades ago in expecting Lucas to save his family in any manner.
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Grandiose delusions indeed. Lucasboy here can't stand the very thought that he is nothing and will be nothing and shall be nothing when he passes.

Amusingly enough, he's still trying to set standards on the women you should bring him. Really a mystery why a broad of his criterion never showed up...
 
Grandiose delusions indeed. Lucasboy here can't stand the very thought that he is nothing and will be nothing and shall be nothing when he passes.

Amusingly enough, he's still trying to set standards on the women you should bring him. Really a mystery why a broad of his criterion never showed up...
Probably because she doesn’t exist since one of his criteria is “into me”.
 
This is one thing I will never understand that seems to be an almost universal trait for lolcows:

Who in their right mind looks at half the photos he posts publicly and says to themselves

“Yes, this one’s perfect this is the photo I want the public to identify with me, surely a woman aged 18-24 will see this photo I took of myself crying after I got catfished for 18th time and will appreciate how i used it to indicate I severely overreact to people owning cars and before I know it I’ll be swimming in teen pussy”?

He basically admitted that he didn’t want to he tested for autism because he already had enough of a struggle trying to fuck teenagers with the MRSA and schizophrenia diagnoses.
You just answered your own question. No one in their right mind would post photos like these. Lolcows are never in their right mind. If they were, they wouldn't be lolcows.
Looks like he's still pissed as hell, Lacie wouldn't fuck him. Also his mother has a tattoo sleeve.

Courtesy It is Wednesday my Dudes:
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Unless the person who has the tattoo is a woman. Pretty sure Lucas said one of the things he likes is women with tattoos in a video.

Then again, if she isn't fat and she's young enough, I suppose every 'woman' is Lucas' type.
“What do you think of men?”
[paragraphs about women intensify]
Well, that is what all other men are to him: another road to getting pussy,

A long, impassible road that he'll never be let into but will try anyway.
 
Do people get tattoos to "rebel" though? I mean, maybe once upon a time, but now it's more about liking the visuals or showing your interests. Luke should get a tattoo of cheese and wine to show the world how those items are aged and should be put inside your bod...just like him!

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Lucas the romantic. Women 18-24 in Spokane, Lucas doesn't want your friendship, date him!
The bottom of the barrel is "on reserve for someone who deserves his heart". Man, he cracks me up lol. And "he wants to get to know her, before fucking". Yea sure, this from the town psycho creep who's called women penis houses and went into a schizo masturbating frenzy just from seeing the girls at the Globe.

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"This has always been about marriage". He's so desperate to get his stub of a dick wet, if another girl came along, it wouldn't matter if she didn't want to stay with him, nor have his children.

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Gee Luke, why don't you just use the techniques that scored you your past "8" girlfriends? You're a "suave motherfucker" right?

How DID you land those 8 honeys? You never said.

Do we have confirmation of any of the other 7 ladies, even? I’m only aware of just the older woman who was probably way too lonely that she housed Lucas for a time.
 
Do people get tattoos to "rebel" though? I mean, maybe once upon a time, but now it's more about liking the visuals or showing your interests. Luke should get a tattoo of cheese and wine to show the world how those items are aged and should be put inside your bod...just like him!

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Not really, but we shouldn't expect Lucas to have much of a grasp of reality or what normal people think and act like.
Do we have confirmation of any of the other 7 ladies, even? I’m only aware of just the older woman who was probably way too lonely that she housed Lucas for a time.
To my knowledge, no. Pretty sure Lucas talked about meeting a young, beautiful woman of another race and sleeping with her in some private message. Of course, he later complained about how he hasn't been laid in years or had a gf or anything in years so we know he was lying (big surprise).

It wouldn't surprise me if he made up the 7 other women.
 
Lucas is building another schizo board game "Meepocalypse".

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Yet another productive endeavor. Eh, I guess it beats him stalking teens or compulsively masturbating himself into a migraine.

Too bad all his govt money doesn't get occasionally...i dunno, like audited? To see that he throws it away on sushi, cheese, and "board games" that nobody but him will ever play.
 
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