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Oh great a brand new endeavor to fail at
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Oh great a brand new endeavor to fail at
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Being an Lolcow, he just doesn't learn. No one is buying the games he has created and no one will buy this one if he actually finishes it. He has other game ideas that never got finished like "Mikayla" and "Dance of the Telomeres". It makes me wonder how much it costs to have Gamecrafter design something like that...
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they have a pricing page but I am not sure what this means really it doesn't seem too expensive though
www.thegamecrafter.com
Printed Component Pricing
dirtydeanna96
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I actually disagree on this.
Once it's in his hands it's his money.
As long as he isn't neglecting a child or selling\using hard drugs Wern can do whatever he wants with his welfare.
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There is a world where Lucas is bright enough to come up with a scheme like inserting a contest ticket into each physical game box which places you into a raffle to get a free board game tailored to your age range. You would be required to specify your gender and age range when filling out the form, and the kind creator will deliver your game in person and play a session with you. EZPZ access to the coveted 12-17 year old demographic he secretly desires.
I would be concerned about Lucas actually using this idea, but then remembered that literally nobody buys his games.
I would be concerned about Lucas actually using this idea, but then remembered that literally nobody buys his games.
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He looks deeply, deeply sad, and I am laffin
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I still can't get over the fact this guy hallucinated women shouting out "we want babies!". It just cracked me up!!!
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The absolute state of that egg. Bingo, dino telomeres.
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Come to think of it, you'd think this guy would wear some kind of headwear eventually. Are there any pictures of werner with a fedora?
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>working at McDonalds was the hardest thing he’s ever doneWorking at McDonald's is hard
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Someone in SOFALAW contacted the club he was at last night at told them he was recording women on the dance floor.
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Odds on him assaulting a flat bill couple as they stumble out of a bar at 2AM?
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Fuck me that might be the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Well, this is Lucas after all. He's ineffectual as a man. He even had to come up with a lie as to why he "almost died" carrying a bag of groceries.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Atleast he doesn't have to spend money on hair products. His grease makes an effective holding agent.
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Is this the modern equivalent of holding up an Attraction Sign at your local Target?
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Lucas missed the memo explaining that Gen Z is actually making babies now.
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Anyone who uses "Zoomer" unironically deserves to be shot.
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Bigots should be in jail...
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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I'm seeing shades of when the amazing atheist shoved a banana up his ass.
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Lucas wants fertile and fecund women with high quality eggs. Also, his new game you gather around fake bombs and earn money...
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“I h-have....grit....please....
“God how does he make these images with a straight face. He looks pathetic.
Also how the fuck has success EVER been defined as “marrying a billion women?” Who on the planet has ever had the aspiration to marry a billion women? Yet he states it like that’s a goal some person has had.
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Question: For anyone who knows, or the wee.n(s) who bought actual copies, are all of Lucas's games as bullahit as they sound? Disordered products of a disordered mind, I mean.