💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas finally figured out landscape mode was for more than watching young girls masturbate.
 
ruh roh.....mentions "niece".....then later segue to "cute mini skirts"....he's on a roll in this Left Wing Sexual Puritans video
 
TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER YOU UTTER MONG. The fucking grease, And the sniffling. Religion doesn't work like that. Oh for fuck's sake. Your poor mom. Your attitude sucks. Go blow your nose. Kentucky is fine. You do dress like a child. Ugh the fucking sniffing. You sound like a two-year-old that doesn't know how to blow their nose. Shut up about your niece. Skirts. Fuck You.
 
Holy fuck, it’s been awhile since he recorded any of his insane ramblings. My guess is this is a very good indication he’ll be thrown in the nut house soon.
 
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Saw the Wern out and about today...sorry the pic isn't so good. Notice his creepy hands behind his back while he walks.
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And here is where he lives.
 
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Trainwreck said:
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Saw the Wern out and about today...sorry the pic isn't so good. Notice his creepy hands behind his back while he walks. View attachment 985289
And here is where he lives.
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Why does he walk like that?

Actually, I'm gonna answer my own question: I've often thought that Lucas tries to strike "intellectual" or "professorial" gestures to appear intelligent. Rubbing his chin, placing a pondering finger to his mouth as if in the midst of deep thoughts, and now this "Goodbye Mr Chips / Dead Poets Society" pose, the learned gait of the estimable Dr Lucas Colby Werner, PhD.

It doesn't work. He ends up looking like Wimpy.

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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Why does he walk like that?

Actually, I'm gonna answer my own question: I've often thought that Lucas tries to strike "intellectual" or "professorial" gestures to appear intelligent. Rubbing his chin, placing a pondering finger to his mouth as if in the midst of deep thoughts, and now this "Goodbye Mr Chips / Dead Poets Society" pose, the learned gait of the estimable Dr Lucas Colby Werner, PhD.

It doesn't work. He ends up looking like Wimpy.

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I'd say a big reason it doesn't work is because most of the time he isn't wearing a shirt.
 
oh God Trainwreck you were that close. I want to hug you, comfort you and give you a decontamination shower.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Why does he walk like that?

Actually, I'm gonna answer my own question: I've often thought that Lucas tries to strike "intellectual" or "professorial" gestures to appear intelligent. Rubbing his chin, placing a pondering finger to his mouth as if in the midst of deep thoughts, and now this "Goodbye Mr Chips / Dead Poets Society" pose, the learned gait of the estimable Dr Lucas Colby Werner, PhD.

It doesn't work. He ends up looking like Wimpy.
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Wimpy is actually intelligent and educated, though. He's just lazy, greedy, dishonest and untrustworthy.
 
AnOminous said:
Wimpy is actually intelligent and educated, though. He's just lazy, greedy, dishonest and untrustworthy.
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Wimpy: “I will gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today.”

Werner: “I REFUSE TO EAT ANY HAMBURGERS IN PORTLAND UNTIL THE DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER AT THE DINER DOWN THE STREET IS GIVEN TO ME FOR FREE.”

Wimpy is definitely smarter. Dresses better, too.
 
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