Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Lucas is far to insane and to much of a narcissist to accept that he is wrong even with proof that he has been misinterpreting/misrepresenting the articles like the one by Dr. Eisenberg. I'm wondering what Lucas's "comeback" to the response by Dr. Eisenberg is going to be. How is he going to "justify" the insane pedo path he's on. Ignore it? Any guesses?

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Lucas is far to insane and to much of a narcissist to accept that he is wrong even with proof that he has been misinterpreting/misrepresenting the articles like the one by Dr. Eisenberg. I'm wondering what Lucas's "comeback" to the response by Dr. Eisenberg is going to be. How is he going to "justify" the insane pedo path he's on. Ignore it? Any guesses?

My guess is he is just going to ignore it like it never happened and continue on with his bullshit.

 

[Da Dude123]

No, cow. I will click dislike.

Click Like, Horse

Instagram: lucaswerner79

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[AbraCadaver]

No, cow. I will click dislike.

Click Like, Horse

Instagram: lucaswerner79

youtu.be

i won’t click anything because fuck watching lucas talk

man looks like a talking leaking bag of pigfat.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I guess you could say you're a pervert.

The return of an old theme: you can't stay in Lucas's apartment. Go use the homeless facilities, oligarch. (The innate contradiction of a homeless oligarch doesn't bother our intellectual superior Lucas ONE bit.)

Homeboy doesn't even see the cycle he's in. Hey Luke: this insisting on not sharing your luxurious suite kinda ignores the reality that NO ONE WANTS INTO YOUR FARTBOX, BRO!

And yes, by "no one" I mean every human on the planet....actually let me expand that.....no animals would stay with you either. Doghouses are penthouses compared to your little oubliette.

Little tip for our hero: Calling people "white trash" and "degenerates" doesn't make you sound too liberal, bro. Makes you remind me of Trump.

Seriously, "degenerates"? I know you have the magic jizz and all, but surely a term like degenerates is worse than 'tard? What are you, Incel Hitler?

Telomeres Mach Frei?

Edit:

Lucas brags that his parents love him. Sure showed us, huh?

They sent him a PF Chang's gift card so he can get fatter and die faster. Well done, Mom and Dad!

He has no money from wasting his tardbux, so he plans to steal food from the homeless all week. And yes, he takes seconds. He would take fourths if they let him.

 

[mothman96]

My parents do love me

Lucas loves only himself. His "love" for someone else is how can he use them for his benefit, what can he get out of them. Because she told him the truth he called his mother a "wrinkly old hag, who nobody loves, and you are going to die alone". He called her a "whore" if she doesn't leave him money when she dies. Now look at him using his mother and stepdad as tool to try and "stick it" to Sofalaw and KF.

ETA:
He has this under his 40th birthday video. Yup, there is only one road for Lucas-- the insane pedo road.

Looking for a girlfriend from 18 to 24. It's a reproductive cell telomere thing.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Fucking yikes.

 

[mothman96]

I bet he was eye raping every young woman at P.F. Changs. The young women take one look at Lucas and go Ewwww.

Lucas, a girlfriend is not in the cards for you. You Will Die Alone in a nursing home.

 

[Fattyroad]

The acne comes from eating blocks of cheese and other shit, you fat tard. It has nothing to do with turning 40.

 

[shasetoma.]

I've only recently started reading up on this guy, but in the short span of that, I can tell he is really out of it. His constant bragging is much less him trying to snap back at people who criticize him than it is him trying to assure himself that he isn't an abject failure despite the reality of that creeping into the forefront of his psyche. In the P.F. post alone, he is trying to spin a positive out of being alone on his birthday, surrounded by people who have functional relationships with others by positing himself as some kind of free-thinker above the sheeple. He also tries to convince himself that his terrible hygiene which betrays his unattractiveness to anything with a pulse is all part of his fine wine and cheese bullshit.

Really, this and most of his other spergery online can be considered one constant stream of delusion-ridden cope.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Fucking yikes.

He's totally Batshit.

If his Mommy loves him so much, like she said on his card, maybe she could get her son who hears voices and imagines that the world responds to commands in music and white noise some help.

Seriously. Even if he's never violent, someone needs to drag Lucas back to reality.

I never realized, when we all started following him, how far gone he really is.

He writes things like this because he thinks everyone else agrees that people respond to background noise and walk and talk in time to music.

He doesn't realize these are delusions.

As @shasetoma. said, it's partly a coping mechanism....the bragging I mean. But the delusions are terrifyingly real to him.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I've only recently started reading up on this guy, but in the short span of that, I can tell he is really out of it. His constant bragging is much less him trying to snap back at people who criticize him than it is him trying to assure himself that he isn't an abject failure despite the reality of that creeping into the forefront of his psyche. In the P.F. post alone, he is trying to spin a positive out of being alone on his birthday, surrounded by people who have functional relationships with others by positing himself as some kind of free-thinker above the sheeple. He also tries to convince himself that his terrible hygiene which betrays his unattractiveness to anything with a pulse is all part of his fine wine and cheese bullshit.

Really, this and most of his other spergery online can be considered one constant stream of delusion-ridden cope.

100%. His response to things that make him feel sad or angry is to act like he finds them funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t start posting videos on how funny it is the Dan Eisenberg thinks he is delusional and how he’s a comedian so duh.

 

[Trainwreck]

drop your panties ladies! https://youtu.be/GtuR-wB6MD4

 

[ZeCommissar]

drop your panties ladies! https://youtu.be/GtuR-wB6MD4

Wow, I normally don't get unsettled by things anymore on the internet but that was enough to do it. The 5 seconds of silence didn't help

Imagine being a 18 year old woman walking alone at night. Nothing has happened to you so far in your, and besides you're pretty independent and can handle yourself.

Then you hear that fucking laugh right behind you

 

[Club Sandwich]

in most of his youtube videos, when Lucas makes a declarative statement or describes an event in the first person, his eyes very rarely focus on the camera and instead look at nearby objects or are constantly moving around. that's a classic sign of insincerity and a lack of confidence in the statement being made. he also reads from something in several videos as a prepared statement.

i wouldn't trust him to hold in a fart, much less try to read into his statements anything more than his feelings on topics - the words are borderline meaningless.

all that aside, was Lucas' disability something he's struggled with since birth? he was stable enough to maintain schooling and at least one relationship so maybe it onset later in life from some event?

Spoiler: completely aside

he must have cashed his tardbucks to buy that brandy because you can't buy alcohol with food stamps. its no surprise since this creep openly steals food from the homeless. He is worth less than a sewer cockroaches dick.

that's about $6 on sale for a 750mL bottle. he nursed it for a few days, then kept the empty bottle to brag about a $6-$10 purchase of discount brandy. if he's getting ~$1k in disability each month (i'm just guessing), and a third is guaranteed for rent with another third for various expenses like food and bus fare and board games, that's about $200-$300 in the pocket.

you'd figure he would brag about Johnnie Walker Black Label or something actually decent while still being within budget.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas REALLY didn't like this one.

PS He's still quoting Dan Eisenberg.

Regarding His taste in women: Luke, you are allowed to express preference for a gorgeous hottie because you've already dated fatties and skellies....you claim.

But if women also want a gorgeous man, then they're bigots? Huh? What if they've already dated fatties and THEY want a change?

Either you're both bigots for wanting shallow beauty, or people are allowed preferences in weight, age, attractiveness, and uh.... relative sanity.

This is the video where he discusses his preferences, the hate video, etc.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

Fucking yikes.

I don't eat there too often, but PF Chang's plays some legit music for a chain restaurant. I have heard Joy Division, Dead Can Dance, Morrissey, The Cure, and some other stuff you would never expect to hear at a place like that.

So maybe wernz is right, and the guests just got hyped for a good song. Or maybe he's just a weirdo pervy pedophile. I'm not sure which option to go with.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is old, but it's a classic.

"Yeah y'are!"

 

[Particle Bored]

I've only recently started reading up on this guy, but in the short span of that, I can tell he is really out of it. His constant bragging is much less him trying to snap back at people who criticize him than it is him trying to assure himself that he isn't an abject failure despite the reality of that creeping into the forefront of his psyche. In the P.F. post alone, he is trying to spin a positive out of being alone on his birthday, surrounded by people who have functional relationships with others by positing himself as some kind of free-thinker above the sheeple. He also tries to convince himself that his terrible hygiene which betrays his unattractiveness to anything with a pulse is all part of his fine wine and cheese bullshit.

Really, this and most of his other spergery online can be considered one constant stream of delusion-ridden cope.

Funny how his recent response to criticism is "that's YOUR problem." "If you think I'm a disgusting greedy entitled moron schizo, thats YOUR problem."

Fine. I'll bite. Let's say my opinions are "MY problem." K. Well you not getting your microdick wet is YOUR problem. Not zommer chicks' problem. Not any other male's problem. Not Bernie Sanders' or Trump's problem. YOUR problem.

 

[Free the Pedos]

He's totally Batshit.

If his Mommy loves him so much, like she said on his card, maybe she could get her son who hears voices and imagines that the world responds to commands in music and white noise some help.

Seriously. Even if he's never violent, someone needs to drag Lucas back to reality.

She’s tried, but you can’t electively commit other people to mental health institutions like they did in Beauty and the Beast. The bar is pretty high, and as long as he keeps himself alive and doesn't attack anyone, she can’t do much.