Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Fucking yikes.
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Imagine having the hairline of a 40 year old, the acne of a 14 year old and the maturity of a 4 year old.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
in most of his youtube videos, when Lucas makes a declarative statement or describes an event in the first person, his eyes very rarely focus on the camera and instead look at nearby objects or are constantly moving around. that's a classic sign of insincerity and a lack of confidence in the statement being made. he also reads from something in several videos as a prepared statement.

i wouldn't trust him to hold in a fart, much less try to read into his statements anything more than his feelings on topics - the words are borderline meaningless.

all that aside, was Lucas' disability something he's struggled with since birth? he was stable enough to maintain schooling and at least one relationship so maybe it onset later in life from some event?

that's about $6 on sale for a 750mL bottle. he nursed it for a few days, then kept the empty bottle to brag about a $6-$10 purchase of discount brandy. if he's getting ~$1k in disability each month (i'm just guessing), and a third is guaranteed for rent with another third for various expenses like food and bus fare and board games, that's about $200-$300 in the pocket.

you'd figure he would brag about Johnnie Walker Black Label or something actually decent while still being within budget.
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A lot of schizophrenia symptoms don’t really start to show up til you’re in your early 20s. Lucas has also further worsened his problems by not getting treatment.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
all that aside, was Lucas' disability something he's struggled with since birth? he was stable enough to maintain schooling and at least one relationship so maybe it onset later in life from some event?
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In one of the videos in the Lucas Werner channel he said he's been in therapy since he was 8 yrs old. In a Lucas "reflection" back in the thread he talked about his senior HS year and he was having trouble functioning. As Rescuetoast brought up, the full onset of his schizophrenia happened in his early 20's. In the "reflection" Lucas said he spent his 20's in and out of mental hospitals.
 
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Lucas is going on about a cousin who is joining the military and Lucas does not approve, because she is supporting the oligarchy and the military does nothing to help poor hobos like him.

Of course, someone like Lucas could never appreciate the sacrifice and dedication to one's country, nor the challenge one gives themselves when going into a branch of the military.
Because, to Lucas it's what can my country do for me? Give me more free shit, I don't wanna work, bring me a woman, reee!

At the very least fat lazy bums like Lucas should be grateful that people are willing to join the military, so conscription does not turn into a thing. Which it is in a lot of socialist and communist countries. But Lucas is to much of a simpleton to think in that regard.

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Joining The Military Is A Bad Idea

The only people that benefit are the rich. Instagram: lucaswerner79
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Lucas posts a video in which he claims fathers over 60 pass on autism and schizophrenia because the longer telomeres of 35-55 cancels out the increased risk of passing on those problems.

Interesting. here is an interview with Dan Eisenberg. http://sciencenetlinks.com/science-news/science-updates/grandfathers-and-telomeres/

Dan disagrees:
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ETA: so Lucas: Dr. Dan says the same thing as Zane Bartlett did. Having longer telomeres does not cancel out the increased risk of autism, diabetes, and schizophrenia associated with men over 40. In fact, for men with a genetic predisposition or at advanced age, the risk of those disorders fair outweighs the benefits as children will likely be born with autism, diabetes, schizophrenia—but get fewer colds and live longer??

maybe turn on comments and engage in a dialogue to learn things. Or not? I guess you really like willful ignorance.
 
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Cheesy Cukes said:
I don't eat there too often, but PF Chang's plays some legit music for a chain restaurant. I have heard Joy Division, Dead Can Dance, Morrissey, The Cure, and some other stuff you would never expect to hear at a place like that.

So maybe wernz is right, and the guests just got hyped for a good song. Or maybe he's just a weirdo pervy pedophile. I'm not sure which option to go with.
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Yeah, god forbid people go out to eat and enjoy the music. Music is pretty innate to our brains, so it's no wonder normal people react to it and Lucas is baffled.
 
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Damn Near said:
Twist ending: Lucas finally busts in a Zoomer and it turns out he's sterile
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that’s not a twist so much as it is a documented side effect of both long term antipsychotic use and poorly controlled diabetes. Neither of those things will straight up murder all your sperm or anything, but they can both contribute to low sperm count and poor mobility- and something called “r*tarded ejaculation”, which is contextually hilarious.

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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas CANT be a mice-ogynist because two "women" are hate-watching him on Facebook.
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>"If a woman isn't willing to fuck me then I want nothing to do with them"
>"I'm clearly not a misogynist"

Sure Lucas, nobody made the connection between your only "two alleged female fans"*, and the fact that you're not pesterting them to fuck you (because they're gay).
Any straight woman you'll creep out with your ideas about your superior spunk, because you are a misogynist.


*there aren't enough quotation marks in the world to express how much this did not happen.
 
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Lucas cant get over the woman who made a video calling him a MICE-ogynist.

He calls her a bad bitch, a basic bitch, and then hastily says he never calls women bitches.

His married friends do that, and calling women bitches gets them laid, but he would never talk about women that way, says Lucas, who has clearly forgotten how his first video from this morning referred to all women who wouldn't fuck him as "hoes".

Lucas calls women drinking pumpkin spice lattes bourgeoisie, but his Starbucks hot chocolate he drank every morning was a proletariat thing, says the hypocrite who would still be patronizing Starbucks if he hadn't been banned for being so totally NOT a MICE-ogynist that he had to tell a 16-year old stranger how much he wanted to "be inside" her.


Edit: Atheists never graffiti. Have you ever seen a giant word "Atheist" on a wall? No you haven't, Oligarch, but you have seen crosses on walls, which are clearly from little old church ladies and not black and Latin gangs.

Lucas is stoopit.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Lucas REALLY didn't like this one.

PS He's still quoting Dan Eisenberg.

Regarding His taste in women: Luke, you are allowed to express preference for a gorgeous hottie because you've already dated fatties and skellies....you claim.

But if women also want a gorgeous man, then they're bigots? Huh? What if they've already dated fatties and THEY want a change?

Either you're both bigots for wanting shallow beauty, or people are allowed preferences in weight, age, attractiveness, and uh.... relative sanity.


This is the video where he discusses his preferences, the hate video, etc.
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Lucas is a classic incel. “Women aren’t supposed to judge men based on looks! They’re programmed by nature to want strong caregivers who will support and protect them and their children and give their kids strong DNA! Men are programmed to want women based on their looks because of FERTILITY traits, like big tits and tiny waists! Women only want strong-jawed alphas because they want giant dick and they’re all shallow whoooooooores!”

Which somehow then turns into women also being shallow for wanting rich men with good jobs who will support them and their kids. Basically if you’re not a 14 year old virgin waifu, you’re a shallow woman for any reason. Incel logic is circular, contradictory, and idiotic. But it basically boils down to “rules for thee, but not for me.”
 
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