Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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40 years and nothing to show for it..
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Hey now he’s cultivated quite an interesting google results page. That’s nothing to scoff at.
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The Unsubstantiated Claims of Dream Chaser and SOFALAW

They on some old beef. Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Twitter: www.twitter.com/theonlywern Facebook: facebook.com/olympiaatheist Instagram: lucaswerner79
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^ Lucas rages at Dream Chaser and the SOFALAW creator for six and a half minutes.
Seems the creator of the group made a special video for his 40th and Lucas was forced to acknowledge its existence in a group chat and lost it.
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I'm pretty sure he's just posting on his old channel which he never turned off comments for. He also confirmed in his comments recently that cutolderdaddy is, in fact, his website. He's trying to do some sort of... "I am seeking participants for an upcoming study with Eastern Washington University. Donate $25 or more on my Patreon to find out more about this upcoming business opportunity." Participants must be female, 18-24, single, and Bernie fans.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
I am seeking participants for an upcoming study with Eastern Washington University. Donate $25 or more on my Patreon to find out more about this upcoming business opportunity." Participants must be female, 18-24, single, and Bernie fans.
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Ten bucks says if you answer that ad you’re going to end up on a porn casting call in Lucas’ fart dungeon.
 
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Haven't watched all of his responses to Dream Chaser, but I did catch him mentioning Dan Eisenberg.

Predictably, Lucas is saying we (I) forged the email.

He says if Eisenberg really didn't want Lucas using his research, Dan would threaten Lucas with a lawsuit.

Since that HASN'T happened, it must not be true.

Sharp logic here, fam.

Edit: Here's the vid where he mentions contacting Eisenberg being a scam:

 
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AmpleApricots said:
how does he manage to be so fat and be this wrinkly at the same time? Especially a guy his age. Jeez.
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Unmanaged diabetes, a diet consisting of salt-laden junk and cheese, and roughing it for years. Slap some cheap hair gel, a refusal to properly bathe and poor genetics on top of that and you have Lucas Werner.
 
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No smoothing filter on YouTube videos
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Ouch! That actually almost hurts to see; having skin THAT dry and wrinkly must actually be physically uncomfortable for Lucas.

Lucas, if you're reading this: next time you get some cash spending money, go to Walmart or Family Dollar or whatever stores you visit, and buy a jar of face-moisturizing cream. NOT "hand" or "body" lotion; that will make your face break out. Every morning when you wake up, and every night before you go to bed, wash your face and then apply some moisturizer. You will look AND feel better, and when the really cold part of winter starts, you'll be less likely to have your face get chapped.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
He says if Eisenberg really didn't want Lucas using his research, Dan would threaten Lucas with a lawsuit
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You should forward that video to Eisenberg it might convince him to at least make a statement. It doesn’t even have to mention Lucas it could be a clarification of what his research does and does not claim.
 
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You should forward that video to Eisenberg it might convince him to at least make a statement. It doesn’t even have to mention Lucas it could be a clarification of what his research does and does not claim.
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Yeah, that's a thought. I don't really want to bother him though. I sent him a link to a vid where Lucas mentioned him by name. He only sent me that one reply, as of yet.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Yeah, that's a thought. I don't really want to bother him though. I sent him a link to a vid where Lucas mentioned him by name. He only sent me that one reply, as of yet.
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There's Eastern Washington University. From what Walter said, Lucas confirmed "cuteolderdaddy" is his site, and he's making the claim to an upcoming study with EWU. Using the university to try and lure in young women. Don't think the university is going to be happy with what Lucas is doing.
 
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There's Eastern Washington University. From what Walter said, Lucas confirmed "cuteolderdaddy" is his site, and he's making the claim to an upcoming study with EWU. Using the university to try and lure in young women. Don't think the university is going to be happy with what Lucas is doing.
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Did He reopen cuteolderdaddy? The weebly one? I thought it got the axe?
 
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https://cutolderdaddy.weebly.com/ He changed the name slightly. I always kind of doubted the site got axed because he never complained about it in a video. He might have changed the name because googling cute older daddy just brings up gay porn.
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I thought we were unsure if this was a we.en. Has he mentioned it by name?

You know, like the fake Facebook page.
 
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