Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I always kind of doubted the site got axed because he never complained about it in a video.
Eh he never complained about his PayPal getting suspended so that doesn’t mean anything.
I thought we were unsure if this was a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME. Has he mentioned it by name?

You know, like the fake Facebook page.
It wouldn’t surprise me there’s been weens posting fake caps in SOFALAW to frame Lucas. That cap I posted a while back about Lil Tay giving the best head was eventually proved to be fake.
 
Eh he never complained about his PayPal getting suspended so that doesn’t mean anything.

It wouldn’t surprise me there’s been I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME posting fake caps in SOFALAW to frame Lucas. That cap I posted a while back about Lil Tay giving the best head was eventually proved to be fake.
I figured. Lucas is too boomer to know who Lil Tay is.

Can he even name any celebrities under 24 besides Ariel Winter and, sigh, Greta Thunberg?
 
Lucas feeding the homeless. He thinks it's going to show what a "good" atheist he is and make points with the zoomer babes. He talking with the container open, letting the food get cold (likely already cold). Rushes to find the first person he can, drops it. Didn't bother to wake the person, he high tales it out of there. By the time that container is noticed, it's going to be looking like cold slop.


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First he wanted money to see his "good deed" of feeding the homeless. He was planning to post to his patreon.

Lucas, nothing you do will make you look good. Nothing you do comes from authentic goodness. Your heart is black.

ETA2:
Lucas saying he didn't create cutolderdaddy. His "cuteolderdaddy" did get taken down by weebly.

 
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Something tells me that after the camera was turned off that he picked up his to go box from the homeless shelter back up and huffed and puffed back to the flophouse.

Lucas feeding the homeless. He thinks it's going to show what a "good" atheist he is and make points with the zoomer babes. He talking with the container open, letting the food get cold (likely already cold). Rushes to find the first person he can, drops it. Didn't bother to wake the person, he high tales it out of there. By the time that container is noticed, it's going to be looking like cold slop.


ETA:
First he wanted money to see his "good deed" of feeding the homeless. He was planning to post to his patreon.

Lucas, nothing you do will make you look good. Nothing you do comes from authentic goodness. Your heart is black.

ETA2:
Lucas saying he didn't create cutolderdaddy. His "cuteolderdaddy" did get taken down by weebly.

 
Just think, if you were donating to Lucas's Patreon, you could be reading outstanding well written scientific articles like the ones shown here....
mothman96" ETA: First he wanted money to see his "good deed" of feeding the homeless. He was planning to post to his patreon. [URL unfurl="true said:
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Lucas, nothing you do will make you look good. Nothing you do comes from authentic goodness. Your heart is black.
In this video he says the rewards are just some already-published studies that he renamed so people couldn't Google them. Wonder what Patreon's thoughts on that might be.
 
That’s hilarious when you realize that the last time he was called out for bragging about giving to the homeless he said it wasn’t the same because he wasn’t recording himself doing it.
In this video he says the rewards are just some already-published studies that he renamed so people couldn't Google them. Wonder what Patreon's thoughts on that might be.
If you want to take down his patreon all you need to do is find a few videos with his hate speech against women and dog whistle racism and link them in a report to patreon. If null can’t have a patreon it shouldn’t be hard to prove Lucas doesn’t need one either.
 
Lucas feeding the homeless. He thinks it's going to show what a "good" atheist he is and make points with the zoomer babes. He talking with the container open, letting the food get cold (likely already cold). Rushes to find the first person he can, drops it. Didn't bother to wake the person, he high tales it out of there. By the time that container is noticed, it's going to be looking like cold slop.


ETA:
First he wanted money to see his "good deed" of feeding the homeless. He was planning to post to his patreon.

Lucas, nothing you do will make you look good. Nothing you do comes from authentic goodness. Your heart is black.

ETA2:
Lucas saying he didn't create cutolderdaddy. His "cuteolderdaddy" did get taken down by weebly.


Where did you get this "About to prove..." video?


I don't see it on the Lucas Werner YouTube. Is it a patreon only video?
 

Lucas is scary looking.

He accused (in an earlier vid) Dream Chaser of living in his building
???

Now in this video, he suggests Dan Eisenberg would have contacted him "years ago" if Lucas was wrong about telomeres......years BEFORE Lucas had ever mentioned Eisenberg.

Maybe it's because he looks like a flabby dead zombie homeless Razor Ramon with his curlicue mullet gelled to perfection, but I think things are more no bueno in the cabeza of Senor Werner than usual.

Edit: Non-zombie Razor Ramon for comparison purposes:

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If this disgusting pervert wanted to discredit Christianity, he'd do better by converting to it and being a loud Christian, thus showing that Christians can be repulsive, sleazy degenerates.
I've often thought his rages against Christianity are his attempts to truly convince himself God does not exist. He has to believe there is no God/heaven for if there is God, Satan/hell exist too. Having God and Satan exist, well the road he's on is not going to go well for him at the end. He once said something about if God exists, when he gets to heaven he's going to punch God in the face. Like he would get anywhere near heaven. Also as someone else here brought up, to Lucas if God exists he would've had a 16 yr old bouncing on his stub years ago.
 
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Lucas thinks this entire website is stalking him. First of all dipshit, most of us do not live in the Spokane area. I personally live a few thousand miles away. The only thing I have access to is what you put out there publicly. The small number of people who are able to take your picture are doing so in public places. You have no expectation of privacy while out in public. You have no legal ground to stand on and therefore no reason to get a lawyer (how the hell would you pay for one anyway?)

Also, he believes that Dan Eisenburg never said the stuff that's posted here a few pages back and that it's forged. I think Eisenburg should just go ahead and serve Lucas with a cease and desist letter. Same goes for Washington State University. You can't falsely use their name to recruit people for your "study". Furthermore, you cannot just run a study because you want to. You have to go through the proper channels and get IRB (Institutional Review Board) approval and all that shit. To claim you are affiliated with WSU and then try to recruit participants for some bogus study is not okay and if the University found out they could take legal action.

Also, you're no kind of genius because you could pass low-level courses at a community college. Get real.
 
I've often thought his rages against Christianity are his attempts to truly convince himself God does not exist. He has to believe there is no God/heaven for if there is God, Satan/hell exist too. Having God and Satan exist, well the road he's on is not going to go well for him at the end. He once said something about if God exists, when he gets to heaven he's going to punch God in the face. Like he would get anywhere near heaven. Also as someone else here brought up, to Lucas if God exists he would've had a 16 yr old bouncing on his stub years ago.
What if Lucas' existence is hell, or more specifically, this life is punishment for the crimes and unlearned lessons from a past incarnation?
 
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