Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is trying to fight back against the negative comments. It is really getting to him. Leave Spokane? Where the hell does he think he can go? He will need to move into tard housing somewhere else. That is no easy task and he would be staying in homeless shelters and under bridges until they got him in somewhere. He does not have the funds to pack all his board games up and hop on a Greyhound bus somewhere else. As much as his social service agency would love to be rid of him they are not going to be able to pass that problem to another agency in another city.

As for professor Eisenberg, the man is a busy research professor doing important work for a very good University. He does not have the desire or the time to take legal action against some exceptional hobo who makes videos on YouTube. Lucas is clearly crazy and I doubt he has convinced anyone about any of the nonsense that he rants about.

In the link below, Lucas takes a page out of his hero's book (Greta Thunberg) and says "How dare you!". Lol! What a sped!

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How Dare You Hate Me

How dare you make claims without evidence. How dare you say hateful things about me. How dare you to lie. How dare you hate me. How dare you run negativity a...
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What does Bernie have to do with this fat pedophile getting a job
 
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Da Dude123 said:
This is a few days old, but the Lolcow was back to virtue signaling on Twitter. I love how he claims to be so pro choice. Not that it will ever happen, but Lucas would be going Reeee, if a woman wanted to abort his telomeres baby.
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People who won’t bear Lucas’ tarded diseased children: 100% women, CHECKMATE LADIES

he’s such a feminist that any woman who dated him would be forbidden from mentioning her father’s name, her brother’s, or talking of any male relatives. SO MUCH FREEDOMS.

His fuckin cowardice is a treat. He’s so scared of other men he wouldn’t allow potential girlfriends to breathe a word about other males who exist.
 
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mothman96 said:
He can't take the heat on his "Lucas Werner" channel so he's already blocking people on there.

And the insane pedo is back with another two videos:

Doesn't anyone get it? He's so, so, so much the feminist with all the pro-feminist stuff he posts on his social media.
Yup that's right, Lucas is so feminist he'll call women dogs, bitches, trailer trash, nazis etc. etc. because they don't fuck him/feed his insanity. Skipped through it, at the end of the video, KF is alt-right and on meth.


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How Much More Pro-Feminist Can I Be Before You Get It?

You must be the alt-right. Glad to hate you too. Instagram: lucaswerner79 Twitter: www.twitter.com/thewern
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ETA: deleted 2nd video. It's posted here already.
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He put up another one: That's 5 since he went patreon only. Just by the title, The flaming insane hypocrite is likely going the way of --why is no one "loving his dick" since the bible say to love.

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Do You Love Everyone As Jesus Commanded?

John 13:34-35. Not possible. Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Instagram: lucaswerner79 Twitter: www.twitter.com/theonlywern
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The haters, who are apparently all Republican Christians, need to show him love by donating to his Patreon. Such socialism.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
People who won’t bear Lucas’ tarded diseased children: 100% women, CHECKMATE LADIES

he’s such a feminist that any woman who dated him would be forbidden from mentioning her father’s name, her brother’s, or talking of any male relatives. SO MUCH FREEDOMS.

His fuckin cowardice is a treat. He’s so scared of other men he wouldn’t allow potential girlfriends to breathe a word about other males who exist.
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He knows he's botton of the barrel inadequate and incompetent, and doesn't measure up to other men, so of course other men (even the girls relatives) are a threat to him. He'd want to run her life like a dictator.

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He's on a roll dumping videos to his "Lucas Werner" Channel.
 
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Twrx said:
What does Bernie have to do with this fat pedophile getting a job
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How dare you ask such a thing!? Did you not hear him proclaim that Bernie would agree with him on everything? And would totally probably give him a job or something.

I dunno, it's hard to follow his derailed train of thought sometimes.

Trainwreck said:
Just wanted to do a throwback to this amazing video now that Lucas is threatening to punch people in the face.

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This one is better, it's over 6 minutes of him raging at that guy.


 
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Twrx said:
What does Bernie have to do with this fat pedophile getting a job
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In Lucas's warped perspective, Bernie Sanders's popularity among millennials proves that
1) Millennial women are hot for oldass balding men, because Lucas sees girls screaming about student debt forgiveness and somehow hears "FUCK MEEE!"
2) Millennial women don't care about money or men who can provide for them, because somehow he thinks Bernie (the literal millionaire) will abolish all capitalism and turn everything into a boardgame-based economy, or some shit.

Lucas is every negative "BernieBro" stereotype rolled into one so much it's almost unfair to Bernie.
 
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Archie_Kimkicker said:
I just want to hit the temporal fast-forward button and watch the inevitable police bodycam footage of the fat fucking buffalo getting a chest full of hollowpoints and attempting to rant at the cops with an open chest wound.
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He's on good terms with the police, remember?

They all love him, just like women (but they still won't date him).
 
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klickitat said:
How dare you ask such a thing!? Did you not hear him proclaim that Bernie would agree with him on everything? And would totally probably give him a job or something.

I dunno, it's hard to follow his derailed train of thought sometimes.
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A job? No. No. No. Lucas is going to get a bigger Tugboat under Bernie. Cuz you know. Socialism. People NEVER have to work or be judged for it in a socialist society.
 
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Ladies and gents
For your listening pleasure, introducing the next teen idol
Feminist extraordinaire - Lucas Werner


ETA:
Lucas has telomere attrition in his brain. To combat his telomere attrition, he's going patreon exclusive (3rd time) for posting his videos. He's going to drop the $25 level to $15 so it's more affordable for everyone.

Yup, it's " give me your money, my telomere attritted brain wants it".

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Telomere Attrition Within The Right Supramarginal Gyrus

My bad. My lack of compassion. Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Instagram: lucaswerner79
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Lucas has discounted his Patreon video privileges to $15.00 a month. The anti-capitalist is also showing off his bottle of cheap brandy. He mentions that next month he will "move to a more expensive brand". I guess with all the extra money he will be getting from Patreon?

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Messages In Light: Chillin On The Low (Part II [missing])

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I mean it really doesn’t matter if he goes exclusive or not, it’s incredibly easy to find them either way. I’m not going to spell it out but if you can’t figure it out message me. Not only that but this is either the second or third time he has made that claim only to go on a posting spree within 48 hours. He is so starved for attention and has pretty much blocked anyone who actually comments on his FB, Instagram aswell as twitter that YouTube is the only media he can get validation/interact with his “fans” even if it’s only the single totally not sarcastic comment sometimes seen on his videos about how he is doing great work.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
I gotta say, I’ve lived a lot of places, but I’ve never lived anywhere that took better care of homeless/mentally ill people than Washington State- don’t get me wrong, it’s still woefully inadequate, but he’d probably never even find a place to live that’s not an overnight shelter almost anywhere else. So, you know, good luck with that Lucas.
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How’s Seattle these days? Is it still a dystopia of homelessness?
 
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How’s Seattle these days? Is it still a dystopia of homelessness?
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Hahaha. Seattle is a shit show. Go on FB and search a page called "Seattle Looks Like Shit". I was over on the west side a few months ago and I was honestly shocked that they were running power cords across the freeway and merging onto I5 South, a homeless person literally built a structure out of plywood. Many of them have even gone so far as to decorate with lawn ornaments and build "fences" around their "properties".
 
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