Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

Needs screencapping, login-gated.

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[mothman96]

Lucas, no right thinking girl "lusts" for you. They do laugh at you and/or go Ewwww

Lust For Me

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And Listen to this song -- It will never apply to you. You will Not die a happy man .
You're putrid black inside. It's in the cards you'll die in Incel-doom.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I like how instead of using a single actual tag on his youtube video he just adds a series of offensive hashtags, making sure the algorithm tries to bury him even more. It's like the opposite of what you're supposed to do.View attachment 1048175

Yes, but let's be honest, most of what Mr. Werner does is the opposite of what you're supposed to do as a sane person: if you weren't a crazy person you also wouldn't believe you're some telomerase gifted adonis who any woman (particularly those in the 18-24 y/o range) would be lucky to reproduce with despite being a broke, greasy old man who lives off the charity of others while never possessing nor desiring to possess anything worthwhile to offer the world.

Although I do have to admit it's an interesting window into the mind of an unmedicated schizophrenic nutjob that he specifically put contradictory tags right next to each other. It's like his mind brings up a topic, he knows he's mad and thus tries to think up any related offensive/aggressive terms, then immediately applies them without thinking any further about what he's doing. I'd say it reminds me of people on meth, but schizophrenia and amphetamine psychosis are caused by similar mechanisms, so it would make sense that tweakers and schizos would behave very similarly.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

More entitled, elitist, welfare queen dribble from our lad. He totally doesn't care whether you help him or not, it's only related to his quest that he's been failing constantly for his entire life. Nothing serious at all.

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Somehow he begins this with "classist" after using "redneck" to describe people he considers below him in the previous video. In this one he convinces himself again that the politicians he likes makes him understand The Youth. The same flustered boomer that has to look up Youtube guides to understand what modern children like. Lucas demonstrating his rat-like cunning slides "...or under 18" into his description of what a worthless female is (the other being of course "over 24").

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Calling his male haydurs women as an insult, because that's totally something people who grew up after the 1980s do.

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8-years-and-counting incel Lucas Werner on women wanting him bad. He slides what sounds like an attempt to be 'street' into here too, very mortifying.

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His most schizo rant of the night, beginning with a prompt which immediately slides into word salad (literally drops "Jesus", "Feel the Bern", "Yang Gang" within two seconds). "I have a Patreon, it's called a JOB". Sick burn, you make sweat shop kids in Bolivia look like royalty with your successful 'business'. He's used the word "clitorii" twice in two videos, I wonder what Lucas has been browsing online today Throws "they're just bitches" in the middle of an extended period of silence, aimed at nobody in particular, but later calls "the dudes" bitches as well, confirming he was referring to all women. I wonder what the voices in his head are telling him during this quiet parts? More unwarranted affirmative word salad towards the end, this time of the scientific bent, it sounds like an algorithm badly generating sentences from scientific papers and a teenage boy's angry Facebook posts. This video is absolute degeneracy, and the type of thing that if you said in front of a doctor who had the means, could get you prescribed the heavy stuff. Lucas mentions 'addiction' here, I wonder if this is his excuse for not taking his meds. Once again thinks that if you use even the lightest criticism ("creeper") he is allowed to use homophobic abuse. Okay boomer. That he thinks the outro sounds cool or even makes sense is something else too. This Google News academic can't even do basic maths.

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Edit: he added another which is an incomprehensible mess, to call it incoherent is doing it no justice. At least it adds something uncommon, Lucas "Woke" Werner is happy to throw around the term "tranny". Just one final stretch and we'll have you saying Nigger, Lucas

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[mero]

I had to make an account for Wern. Haven't been a lolcow follower since the heyday of pixyteri. What can I say, telomerase is alluring.

To people who have followed him closely over the years: is this a normal point in his cycle? I've scanned back through his history but it seems like he was sent to the emotional support rig before he got this insane last time. What the fuck can we expect next?

PS someone pledge him 10k then pull it before payday lol (don't, but imagine the videos and how much of his anti money bullshit would just slough off him like a layer of congealed hair gel)

 

[BowlOfDick]

He’s getting catfished bad by someone. Doesn’t seem to be anyone from SOFALAW.

This Near 8 Year Journey Is Going To End In Less Than 1 Day

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[Hey Lucas]

This is almost certainly just some sort of bluff to get on his Patreon (nice try Lucas), but also it seems potentially dark.

 

[mothman96]

He’s getting catfished bad by someone. Doesn’t seem to be anyone from SOFALAW.

This Near 8 Year Journey Is Going To End In Less Than 1 Day

Curious? I'm a little broke to satisfy. #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern #Instagram: lucaswerner79 #ThePowerOfTelomerase

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He said he was talking to 2 women that were into DDLG on Fetlife. Wonder if the setup is coming from there.

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He could be making it up to get people to line his pockets. There is that story he made up about his sex drought coming to an end when he had sex with a black chick.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He’s getting catfished bad by someone. Doesn’t seem to be anyone from SOFALAW.

This Near 8 Year Journey Is Going To End In Less Than 1 Day

Curious? I'm a little broke to satisfy. #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern #Instagram: lucaswerner79 #ThePowerOfTelomerase

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God I can't wait for the meltdown.

 

[Hellvetika]

He’s getting catfished bad by someone. Doesn’t seem to be anyone from SOFALAW.

This Near 8 Year Journey Is Going To End In Less Than 1 Day

Curious? I'm a little broke to satisfy. #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern #Instagram: lucaswerner79 #ThePowerOfTelomerase

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If you google the first username “Roflcoptercrash” you can find the name of someone who is consistently involved in shenanigans with Lucas.

 

[Rogowski]

If you google the first username “Roflcoptercrash” you can find the name of someone who is consistently involved in shenanigans with Lucas.

Yeah that Ben Palmer guy has been w33ning Lucas hard for years almost to the point of obsession. He’s a SOFALAW regular and he was the guy behind the fake Lucas FB page that got zucced for the post about a gun. Here’s his FB but it’s probably a fake account.

This is most likely the catfish:

It’s most likely that Ben Palmer guy, he changed his username recently and fetlife doesn’t allow a name change without a notification on your profile to warn others of your trickery but we all know how stupid Lucas is.

Any normal human being should be able to look at that account history and realize quickly that it’s a troll but Lucas wants to believe so badly that he ignores the truth and holds on to tiny shreds of hope.
Also, have mercy!

ETA: This could get good

 

[DeletedSoul]

He’s getting catfished bad by someone. Doesn’t seem to be anyone from SOFALAW.

This Near 8 Year Journey Is Going To End In Less Than 1 Day

Curious? I'm a little broke to satisfy. #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern #Instagram: lucaswerner79 #ThePowerOfTelomerase

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It never will be.

I don't tolerate catfishing attempts, and my mods enforce that rule. We observe if someone outside the group tries it, but if anyone mentions plans to do so in the group we shut it down quick.

Yeah that Ben Palmer guy has been I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT MEing Lucas hard for years almost to the point of obsession. He’s a SOFALAW regular and he was the guy behind the fake Lucas FB page that got zucced for the post about a gun. Here’s his FB but it’s probably a fake account.

Ben Palmer is not behind the fake Lucas page.

 

[Rogowski]

Ben Palmer is not behind the fake Lucas page.

Noted.

 

[Hellvetika]

Ben Palmer is not behind the fake Lucas page.

While I’ve always believed this, I do have my doubts. I’d have to look into it more, but Ben propositioned Lucas about it before the page was created and moved his discussion with him to PM. During the Starbucks incident he tagged Ben to handle it. He also said he was dubious of Ben and Ben said he’d send him his resume/LinkedIn if it’d make him feel better.

 

[Rogowski]

While I’ve always believed this, I do have my doubts. I’d have to look into it more, but Ben propositioned Lucas about it before the page was created and moved his discussion with him to PM. During the Starbucks incident he tagged Ben to handle it. He also said he was dubious of Ben and Ben said he’d send him his resume/LinkedIn if it’d make him feel better.

I’ve definitely heard Lucas refer to Ben as his manager, which is what the FB page claimed to be under control of. This is why I thought he was in charge of the page.

 

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[Hellvetika]

I’m surprised at how easy he was. He usually demands proof, but he just threw that all out the window for some reason.

 

[Fatal Walter]

This is some amazing logic even for Lucas. He knows virtually everyone who watches him dislikes him and still announces that he's on fetlife again, pretty much making it free to catfish him. Then drops his usual requirements.

 

[mothman96]

While I’ve always believed this, I do have my doubts. I’d have to look into it more, but Ben propositioned Lucas about it before the page was created and moved his discussion with him to PM. During the Starbucks incident he tagged Ben to handle it. He also said he was dubious of Ben and Ben said he’d send him his resume/LinkedIn if it’d make him feel better.

I’ve definitely heard Lucas refer to Ben as his manager, which is what the FB page claimed to be under control of. This is why I thought he was in charge of the page.

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I can see your concern with this Ben Palmer. There's a screencap of a discussion Lucas was having with Ben Palmer back on pg. 146.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-146

And the insane pedo automatically blames KF for his own desperation for pussy/stupidity that he bought the catfish.
Likely spent the whole morning polishing his stubby.

 

[DeletedSoul]

While I’ve always believed this, I do have my doubts. I’d have to look into it more, but Ben propositioned Lucas about it before the page was created and moved his discussion with him to PM. During the Starbucks incident he tagged Ben to handle it. He also said he was dubious of Ben and Ben said he’d send him his resume/LinkedIn if it’d make him feel better.

There's one minor issue: Ben looks nothing like "Adam."

And more recently, Lucas accused me of being Adam, which means that in his mind Ben isn't Adam either.