Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Hellvetika]

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I can see you're concern with this Ben Palmer. There's a screencap of a discussion Lucas was having with Ben Palmer back on pg. 146.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-146

And the insane pedo automatically blames KF for his own stupidity of falling for the catfish.

Thank you! Yes, Ben has gone back and deleted those messages. He made a few in public posts of Lucas offering up his services to manage a website for him and pay for it out of pocket and wanted to discuss things privately. Glad there are a few on that page! When I went to get those screenshots today, they were deleted. Ben is definitely doing damage control. Just as fast, Fetlife account is gone now too.

There's one minor issue: Ben looks nothing like "Adam."

And more recently, Lucas accused me of being Adam, which means that in his mind Ben isn't Adam either.

Yes, Adam and Ben do not look alike. That’s always been what stopped me from the outward accusation. Lucas just thinks you are Ben because he’s too stupid to ever keep track of who created sofalaw. He thinks you are the same person.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Yes, Adam and Ben do not look alike. That’s always been what stopped me from the outward accusation. Lucas just thinks you are Ben because he’s too stupid to ever keep track of who created sofalaw. He thinks you are the same person.

You know it's extra funny that Lucas can't keep track of who I am, because I've messaged him from my real profiles on Facebook and identified myself as the creator of SOFALAW multiple times.

As for Ben, he and I had a longgggg chat about this a long time back. If he's behind this, he's doing it without my knowledge or approval. If solid proof ever surfaces showing that he is behind catfishing attempts or the page that SWATTED him, he won't be part of SOFALAW anymore.

 

[Rogowski]

kiwis: quickly and swiftly out his latest catfish as a fake before he has to post more crying selfies
Lucas: haha nice try kiwi farmers god ur so pathetic

 

[Krathnami]

You can tell by his flushed face and reddened nose he just got done crying

 

[wenttobermuda]

He forced the grin, but couldn't stretch it to his eyes.

Catfishing is pointless and poor form. Lucas doesn't need any provocation to do and say silly things for us to marvel at.

 

[Wernology]

He forced the grin, but couldn't stretch it to his eyes.

Catfishing is pointless and poor form. Lucas doesn't need any provocation to do and say silly things for us to marvel at.

Agreed.

Catfishing isn't the slightest bit funny to me (I'm one of those softies who always found the MTV show to be a combination of humiliating and downright mean). It's one thing to have a laugh at someone who's making a public jackass of themselves without anyone provoking them because that's just their personality, and it's entirely another to purposely go out of your way to try and hurt or provoke them.

Besides, as has been pointed out, he does enough bizarre and silly things that he voluntarily posts for the public to gawk at on his own.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Tbh it's hard to attribute normal emotion or feeling to him. His Joker grins could be fuelled by narc rage, atheist euphoria, delusional imaginings that the girl who passed him on the street is flicking the bean to him, etc.

 

[Rogowski]

Twitter suspension imminent.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Twitter suspension imminent. View attachment 1050109

Damn it, I hope none of us faggots report him.

I doubt he'd spazz much over a Twitter suspension, and it'd be one less window into his personal hell.

 

[mothman96]

The insane pedo has a job. His job is to be a bottom dwelling abusive psycho on social media, and demand to be paid for it.

Whatever I Can Do To Get You To Shut Up

#Hypocrites #Bigots #Instagram: lucaswerner79 #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern

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ETA:
The town psycho is covering his ass by saying the replies from Dr. Eisenberg are photoshopped.

 

[Wernology]

The insane pedo has a job. His job is to be a bottom dwelling abusive psycho on social media, and demand to be paid for it.

Whatever I Can Do To Get You To Shut Up

#Hypocrites #Bigots #Instagram: lucaswerner79 #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern

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ETA:
The town psycho is covering his ass by saying the replies from Dr. Eisenberg are photoshopped.

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I guess that makes at least two of us in this thread who allegedly went through the trouble to photoshop e-mails from Dr. Eisenberg just to spite him or something.

Hell, I sent mine on a burner account and if he had a public e-mail listed anywhere anymore I'd just forward the thing.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

ETA:
The town psycho is covering his ass by saying the replies from Dr. Eisenberg are photoshopped.

I think he can't admit to himself that it's true because it means that he literally has nothing. He has to believe it's photoshopped to protect what little bit of sanity he has left.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

What's with the: "Is my name Google?", response in YT comments. Seems almost automatic.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, Lucas seems to eat well. Always dining at Sushi.com and Fire Pizza and all the homeless shelters. Paid for by your tax dollars and donations.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I don't understand what's happening here:

Lucas Werner on Twitter

“Well, you called me a creeper, you #agephobic #bigot #bitches Turn about is fair play.”

twitter.com

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

"To be a big man"

One of Lucas's most stupid failings is recognising how many of his detractors are female. He imagines he's in some kind of Boy's Club where women only exist to be hunted, and are incapable of advocating for themselves

(mirroring image)

 

[mothman96]

"To be a big man"

One of Lucas's most stupid failings is recognising how many of his detractors are female. He imagines he's in some kind of Boy's Club where women only exist to be hunted, and are incapable of advocating for themselves

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Yup. His scrambled egg schizo brain thinks he's top tier dating material, so it must be a guy trying to bring him down. The insane pedo with his "magical, super schizo sperm" is waiting to save the world.

And damn, that selfie. Like a post mortem picture.

 

[Wernology]

"To be a big man"

One of Lucas's most stupid failings is recognising how many of his detractors are female. He imagines he's in some kind of Boy's Club where women only exist to be hunted, and are incapable of advocating for themselves

(mirroring image)

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Anyone who's been through all of this thread and seen that photo knows implying he's a big man is a total lie unless he's talking about height or weight.

 

[mothman96]

The insane pedo thinks all jobs should have the same pay. A server should get paid the same as a Dr. Well this would mean his "job" of being the bottom dwelling abusive psycho on social media would net him the same as a Dr. Wants all bigots to die. He has a horrible fucking life.

Note to Lucas: You created your life. You have a horrible fucking life because that's what you are, fucking horrible. Your life reflects what you are. Of course in your wickedness, you always blame everyone else.

All Jobs Are Important

My job is to stop telomere attrition in offspring from dads who are too young and I do it on a donation based basis, bigots. Maybe you're not an agephobe, gi...

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[Man vs persistent rat]

Lucas makes me fucking love capitalism, and all forms of social meritocracy.