Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I think Lucas would be absolutely shocked to find out how many people just in this thread are women, honestly. He really seems to think that none of us are capable or smart enough to use a smartphone or have a job or go to restaurants or feed ourselves.
Not sure how “women are too dumb to figure out how to get food” idea works with his idea of “my wife will take care of me in every aspect”.
 
I think Lucas would be absolutely shocked to find out how many people just in this thread are women, honestly. He really seems to think that none of us are capable or smart enough to use a smartphone or have a job or go to restaurants or feed ourselves.
Not sure how “women are too dumb to figure out how to get food” idea works with his idea of “my wife will take care of me in every aspect”.

Oh but he cooks, remember? He's posted videos of it and used to post pics of it on facebook and twitter.

Note that I didn't say he cooks well, just that he cooks.
 
Yeah, Lucas seems to eat well. Always dining at Sushi.com and Fire Pizza and all the homeless shelters. Paid for by your tax dollars and donations.
Hey Lucas, you dirty creeper. See how big the guy in that pic is? His fridge is empty because he just finished eating the contents. He ain't hungry.

ETA: Hm, your tone in this vid belies the non-chalance you faked in your little "meme" pic about the catfishing.
 
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The catfish deleted/disabled the fetlife account, and coincidentally at the same time now when you google the screen name roflcoptercrash”you still see Ben Palmer’s name on the google results page but when you click the link it seems someone logged in about ten hours ago to change the name on the account to Michael Malloy.
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The catfish deleted/disabled the fetlife account, and coincidentally at the same time now when you google the screen name roflcoptercrash”you still see Ben Palmer’s name on the google results page but when you click the link it seems someone logged in about ten hours ago to change the name on the account to Michael Malloy.
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Good thing I got a screenshot of it last night. Honestly, I really don’t need anymore proof. Too many coincidences for me. He is from the U.K. and posted that he was working when this was going down. Right after he posted, the Fetlife account was deactivated and now that account was changed at the same time?

I am pretty sure he was the asshat who got that Kayla chick involved last year and it was a disaster. She agreed to claim she was a hot young thing who bought meeple toss (Ben bought it) and she went full retard with her behavior.
 
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I think Lucas would be absolutely shocked to find out how many people just in this thread are women, honestly. He really seems to think that none of us are capable or smart enough to use a smartphone or have a job or go to restaurants or feed ourselves.
Not sure how “women are too dumb to figure out how to get food” idea works with his idea of “my wife will take care of me in every aspect”.

Honestly he shouldn't be surprised that so many women find him absolutely detestable. After all, there are plenty of loser men in the incel/redpill/PUA/MGTOW communities who would agree with his misogynistic talking points. If he ever wants someone to sympathize with him, he could just go cry to his fellow genetic failures in those circles. We women, on the other hand, are far less likely to agree we have no brains or agency, that our only value in this world are our holes and our womb, and that we owe creepy fat fucks our "parts" based on his age. Since the Wern goes out of his way to broadcast his degrading and rapey thoughts to the whole Internet, he's doomed himself to a consenting-pussy-free life based on that behavior alone. His schizo tard raging, his complete lack of hygiene, his MRSA-riddled morbidly obese blob of a body, and his refusal to work for a living are just icing on the cake at this point.
 

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Doesn't he ever get tired of reaching for the least likely answers?

ETA: I'd love to ask him if he'd date a woman who talks and acts just like him only toward men instead of women, but I doubt his sieve brain could focus long enough on the question to figure out a coherent answer.
 
I’m amazed he still hasn't had his Twitter and YouTube accounts banned the last couple of days. Hopefully they never are as his tard rage at being called a creeper is just delicious.
 
somehow i doubt Lucas can comprehend that women make up over half the human population of most 1st world countries, much less than that they're like any other human being.

he's one of those guys that reduces women to "females" like Ferengi from Star Trek. every guy i've ever interacted with personally and professionally that has that attitude and vernacular has been a loser. sadly not all of them are alone though, just most are (you know the type: stained sweat pants or ghetto fabulous clothing, low effort job if any, usually depending on his current pity partner to mommy him, typically on the dole, et c).

speaking of, has Lucas ever shown any gainful skills that might earn him a living? at all? even Phil (of ADF fame) can hussle people sometimes.
 
I think Lucas would be absolutely shocked to find out how many people just in this thread are women, honestly. He really seems to think that none of us are capable or smart enough to use a smartphone or have a job or go to restaurants or feed ourselves.
Not sure how “women are too dumb to figure out how to get food” idea works with his idea of “my wife will take care of me in every aspect”.

Vagina's prevent us from seeking gainful employment or navigating web forums.

It is known.
 
Good thing I got a screenshot of it last night. Honestly, I really don’t need anymore proof. Too many coincidences for me. He is from the U.K. and posted that he was working when this was going down. Right after he posted, the Fetlife account was deactivated and now that account was changed at the same time?

I am pretty sure he was the asshat who got that Kayla chick involved last year and it was a disaster. She agreed to claim she was a hot young thing who bought meeple toss (Ben bought it) and she went full exceptional individual with her behavior.
Imagine being retarded enough to make a fetlife account using a screen name that links back to your real name.
I’m amazed he still hasn't had his Twitter and YouTube accounts banned the last couple of days. Hopefully they never are as his tard rage at being called a creeper is just delicious.
I think everyone here is showing restraint for the greater good. I’ve seen people elsewhere talk about reporting his twitter but that’s stupid because you’re just shutting down avenues that the public has to keep an eye on Lucas.
 

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Doesn't he ever get tired of reaching for the least likely answers?

ETA: I'd love to ask him if he'd date a woman who talks and acts just like him only toward men instead of women, but I doubt his sieve brain could focus long enough on the question to figure out a coherent answer.
I think the catfish attempt has him quite steeeeeaaaaaaaamed. As evidenced by this and his hit remix:

 
The catfish deleted/disabled the fetlife account, and coincidentally at the same time now when you google the screen name roflcoptercrash”you still see Ben Palmer’s name on the google results page but when you click the link it seems someone logged in about ten hours ago to change the name on the account to Michael Malloy.
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I am sure you’re right. But... if I were a catfish I’d definitely check KF, and if I saw that someone else was being identified as the catfish, I’d put his name on the profile and then delete it.
I say that only because who puts their real name on fetlife???

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I think the catfish attempt has him quite steeeeeaaaaaaaamed. As evidenced by this and his hit remix:

Lucas BTFO with comment using FAX and LOGIC.
Under your own theory on how telomeres work, the only logical deduction one can make is that your telomeres are CORRUPTED and TINY. Consider the following:

1. You've claimed numerous times in the past that women should sleep with you because their babies are guaranteed to be healthy and free of mental illness/emotional problems as a result of longer telomeres.

2. If longer telomeres prevents mental illness 100% of the time, then it stands to reason that all mentally ill people must have short telomeres regardless of their age.

3. By your own admission, you're a mentally ill person with severe emotional problems.

4. Thus, we can conclude that your telomeres are ABNORMALLY SMALL.

Keep in mind that I'm not trying to insult you. I'm simply following your own arguments to their natural conclusion.
 
if I were a catfish I’d definitely check KF, and if I saw that someone else was being identified as the catfish, I’d put his name on the profile and then delete it.
I think you're a little confused on the timeline.

1. 7 years ago someone created a fetlife account with the screen name "roflcoptercrash". Curiously the account that links the screen name to ben palmer is also 7 years old.
2. Around 5 days ago the fetlife account in question changed it's location from the UK to Spokane and changed the screen name to "PinkGirl2000"
3. While the account begins catfishing Lucas we here at kiwi farms connect the dots.
4.Ben denies everything while deleting the fetlife account and changing the name on the chess.com account to Michael Malloy. The chess acount hadn't had a login in over 2 years but coincidentally they log in now to delete their bio and change the name on the account.

Dude's obviously the dude. He could've avoided all this by taking five minutes to make a new email and make a fresh account on fetlife but instead here we are. Let's get back on topic now enough ween bullshit for now.
 
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I’m amazed he still hasn't had his Twitter and YouTube accounts banned the last couple of days. Hopefully they never are as his tard rage at being called a creeper is just delicious.

It can take several weeks/months of a lot of reporting to get a YouTube or Twitter account banned.
Twitter is faster, but unless someone is posting something blatantly illegal or with graphic visual violence, their "we'll investigate the account/claim" takes awhile to get through.

I think the fastest I've seen a Twitter banned for something that wasn't either blatantly illegal or graphically violent was maybe within 14 days and it was for harassment against a legally protected (in the US) group. Targeted harassment reports usually are the ones that take ages so if you want to have Twitter look at something faster, and the posts are targeted harassment AND against a legally protected group, it works best to report it as the latter.
Even then, unless the account already has multiple strikes against it all they usually do to start is give them a warning that they need to delete the tweet(s) that were reported for conduct violation before they can post again.
Still, if he gets reported enough for harassment of a group of people, reporting any texts where he expresses any kind of hostility or hatred toward women are the ones you'd want to report first.

There have been some accounts I've reported that I forgot what I even reported them for by the time Twitter hit me with the, "We have an update on the report you made" message. Can't even remember if YouTube notifies people who reported a channel that they've completed their investigation.

But, yeah, if he keeps getting reported the chances are much higher that he'll get his accounts terminated.


This one reminded me of a skipping record.

I think his brain got stick at one point and he just wasn't able to say anything other than rapid fire "you'reabigotyou'reabigotyou'reabigotyou'reabigotyou'reabigotyou'reabigot".
 
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