Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


Shit that has never happened for 500 Alex.

He really is trying to pass it off as a normal apartment, but even admits no one there works because it's a retard flop house. I don't know why he's so worried about the war in Iran he's too OLD to be drafted, aside his mental and medical problems.

He's also begging to join him on 'the gram, he's quite lonely I'm sure.
 
Below is from that 2010 Lucas reflection. He does have a history of violent behavior, and this was before the domestic violence conviction. Here he says sometimes, but it is sure with Lucas, he does "sanitize" to make himself not look bad. I'd say his violent behavior was a major contributor that led his family to leave Lucas on his own. He's been homeless, almost freezing, no family claimed him. His one girlfriend Suzanne, we know how that ended, with Lucas serving time in jail.

I'm of the camp that Lucas isn't much of a threat to the general public, delusions and dysfunction aside.

Lucas has a history of violence against people who are close to him. People who care for him. People that put up with him.

Fortunately, there aren't many.

If he were to, against all odds, date a girl, she would he in danger. If he had a child, they'd be in trouble.

But for those without close ties to him, those who he has bo influence over, Lucas probably poses little risk. He's cowardly and ineffectual.

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You know, maybe its a red flag that Lucas is seeing age gap couples everywhere.

Wasn't it witnessing a man with a younger woman at a restaurant that lead to him hurling a cup and doing DV to his girlfriend?

He's apparently seeing age gap couples everywhere, and he's acted out on it before.
 
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Shit that has never happened for 500 Alex.

He really is trying to pass it off as a normal apartment, but even admits no one there works because it's an exceptional individual flop house. I don't know why he's so worried about the war in Iran he's too OLD to be drafted, aside his mental and medical problems.

He's also begging to join him on 'the gram, he's quite lonely I'm sure.

He literally referred to his building as an intergenerational apartment complex

Yeah I was right, its all total delusion and now hes not only seeing it in stores, restaurants and on the street, hes literally having delusions of it in his building. If that keeps up there is no way he doesn't go off at somebody sooner or later, likely after asking for advice on how to get said 20 years younger women and said neighbor not knowing what the fuck he is talking about and leading lucas to cause a scene accusing them of cockblocking him or something to that effect. Mark my words he isn't going to be living there too much longer. I'd bet money on it


Also, he appears to believe iran has 'never bombed anyone, EVER'

Clearly he isn't too familiar with the history of iran

Or, you know, paid attention to the news in the last 24 hours
 
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If he were to, against all odds, date a girl, she would he in danger. If he had a child, they'd be in trouble.

But for those without close ties to him, those who he has bo influence over, Lucas probably poses little risk. He's cowardly and ineffectual.
Up to now, and as I said prior, he's getting older and more desperate. It's fear of the law that keeps him in check. Back when he was "seeing" greybeards with young women it would make him physically sick to where he had to throw up. This last year, he's had to leave the park because he can't handle seeing young couples. Now he's "seeing" all these men his age and older with girls 20 yrs younger. His mind is deteriorating/hallucinating. It may drive him to surpass his fear of the law and go psycho on someone that has no close ties to him.

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Along with his pent up sexual frustration, there is pent up rage and hatred toward the people in Spokane. The young women that won't date him. Men he can't compete with, especially the young men that get to date the young women he wants for himself. He rages with envy at anyone that is able to provide for themselves, that have homes, cars, etc.
 
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Thing is that without his mental illness he still has a personality as exciting as a medium sized rubber boot. The guy is boring as fvck harping on politics, society issues and board games. Who would want to spend any time with him? Doing laundry is more fun.
With the comment section disabled his videos have become beige af.
Laundry also gets washed, so that’s another bonus it has over Lucas.
 
In which Lucas comes up with the bulletproof argument that if you are busy speaking out against him trying to fuck a 16 year old child, then you're clearly NOT worried about 3 year old children "being turned into cum dumpsters."
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I think he may have already broken his own record (set by "I don't rape because struggling ruins the experience") as the most horrifying thing he's said.

2020 Lucas may just be endgame Lucas.
 
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He has an EBT card to cover his food costs, some sort of health coverage (we've seen him with prescription medications before), and a couple hundred dollars in spending money every month, and he presumably has a bus pass he uses to get around the city.

What he really lacks is anything resembling normal human interaction. Even someone in a "third world shithole" who at least has friends and family is doing better than Lucas right now.
 
In which Lucas comes up with the bulletproof argument that if you are busy speaking out against him trying to fuck a 16 year old child, then you're clearly NOT worried about 3 year old children "being turned into cum dumpsters."

I think he may have already broken his own record (set by "I don't rape because struggling ruins the experience") as the most horrifying thing he's said.

2020 Lucas may just be endgame Lucas.
WOW.

Nothing screams classy or care like callling child rape victims cum dumpsters, that's a foul term used by adults to describe the most disgustingly loose women, or in insult play. So it's always, sexual and demeaning. Applying it to a toddler who got dicked down, that has more red flags than almost anything.

It's not even two full weeks into 2020 and Lucas has pushing himself into a healthy lead for most disturbed lolcow for the year FFS.

I'm starting to really rethink my stance on Lucas not being a danger, it's clear his mind is fried to a point there's no filters what so ever on. He used to at least try to be slick about his pedophila and list legal age as his young side cut off. Few more days with out his anti crazy pills this dude is gonna get caught stroking one off in front a parent changing their kid.

Even in this foul ranting, he plays the same exact game of deflecting everything, yes South America has issues out the ass, yes the US is part of that problem, no no denied or even mentioned it. His thought of changing the issue is even weaker than normal, he's basically saying "it's ok I'm a pedo because someone else is, and they are bad." Yeah that makes no fucking sense while he's some how trying to blame Ronnie Reagan that he wants to fist a baby.
 
What he really lacks is anything resembling normal human interaction. Even someone in a "third world shithole" who at least has friends and family is doing better than Lucas right now.

In emotional or human-connection terms, definitely. But in terms of actual material standards of living (or potential standard of living, if Lucas spent his available money more wisely), Lucas is genuinely better off than at least half the people alive on Earth today. But of course, rather than show the slightest bit of appreciation for this, or take the slightest bit of effort to improve his situation (for example, before buying all those stupid games try buying at least ONE twin-size sheet so you don't have to sleep on a bare grotty mattress), he just whines about how the world isn't doing enough for him.
 
In emotional or human-connection terms, definitely. But in terms of actual material standards of living (or potential standard of living, if Lucas spent his available money more wisely), Lucas is genuinely better off than at least half the people alive on Earth today. But of course, rather than show the slightest bit of appreciation for this, or take the slightest bit of effort to improve his situation (for example, before buying all those stupid games try buying at least ONE twin-size sheet so you don't have to sleep on a bare grotty mattress), he just whines about how the world isn't doing enough for him.
That's why Lucas has been assigned a "payee" in charge of his disability check so the rent gets paid. Otherwise he'd be blowing his check and end up homeless.
What he really lacks is anything resembling normal human interaction. Even someone in a "third world shithole" who at least has friends and family is doing better than Lucas right now.
His own doing. He's toxic and poison to having normal human interactions.
 
Having the payee came via Lucas himself. He was the one that made it known on his FB after he was out of the mental hospital.
Can you link that?
On the site of his flop house they mention they draw rent direct, it's pretty common in assisted living, group homes half way houses etc.

What the fuck is his payee doing then? I assume it's a state employee since his family cut him off and he has no friends. He spends his little money so insanely poorly, and we know he's being watched.

While I and others think the state has made the best choice of considering him a lost cause, why give him a payee if they aren't going to stop his buying booze, giving away EBT etc?
 
Can you link that?
On the site of his flop house they mention they draw rent direct, it's pretty common in assisted living, group homes half way houses etc.

What the fuck is his payee doing then? I assume it's a state employee since his family cut him off and he has no friends. He spends his little money so insanely poorly, and we know he's being watched.

While I and others think the state has made the best choice of considering him a lost cause, why give him a payee if they aren't going to stop his buying booze, giving away EBT etc?
Wish I could. I ended up blocked from his fb. It's somewhere in the time frame of Feb-May 2018. It's my understanding once his rent is paid, he's free to get the left over money and use it as he wishes.
 
That's why Lucas has been assigned a "payee" in charge of his disability check so the rent gets paid. Otherwise he'd be blowing his check and end up homeless.

His own doing. He's toxic and poison to having normal human interactions.

Agree on both counts; that's why when I made my list of Lucas' "assets" (the warm private room, etc.), I only mentioned a "couple hundred" a month in cash spending money, even though IIRC his actual monthly payout from the government is closer to the thousand-dollar range. I wouldn't be surprised if his handlers also arranged for him to get a bus pass every month (or however frequently Spokane sells them), rather than trust him to budget wisely enough to pay bus fares on his own.

But, the more I think about it, the more I go back to "he's been in that room for however-long now and has not done a thing to decorate it." Some weeks ago, I was at a store and saw a little boy, 2 or 3 years old, excited by a display of posters: he wanted his mother to buy him one with some cartoon characters on it.

If that little boy were left to his own devices, at his age, in most ways he'd be in even worse shape than Lucas: less likely to ever take a bath or brush his teeth, his room would be just as messy as Lucas' room, he wouldn't wash his clothes or bed linen either, probably can't put on his own coat properly before going out in the cold, might still be in diapers ... but even that toddler boy wanted a poster to decorate his living space. Stick him in a furnished room with an EBT card and two or three hundred dollars spending money a month, and for all the ways that child would be guaranteed to fail, he would still do more to make his room "look nice" than Lucas has.
 
I often like to muse around thinking about Lucas lizard brain or play the other side of coin, to bring up more debate, ideas and view points here so I even tried to wrestle around with what would make Lucas not even throw a poster on the wall.

I thought being poor and young, like most people I lived in some not so nice places. I never really felt at home and knew this was only temp but still had some stuff, it wasn't expensive, maybe car posters from magazines etc. So it's not shame, we know Lucas feels high and mighty in his fart box, more entitled and bold than most do buying their first home.

It just boils down to me, his brain is so borked, it's cum, eat, eat,cum and that's all. He doesn't even bother to think of what is quite probably the last place he's ever going to live freely, might be a bit warmer feeling with a god damn snow board picture taped over the grease stains from previous residents (added by current).

I've heard little kids in foster care tend to not like art etc as they move a lot sadly, but we know Lucas thinks he's the big cheese and he's gonna be there for good, till his teenage wife buys him a house to move into and slop out. Also those kids, once they feel secure tend to really anchor down Lucas feels secure (while he is really pushing his safety of being welcome to stay there) so why's he not done anything? I stick by the he's just too much a fat pervert to think about a nice calendar.
 
Is anything even happening in Lucas' life besides his non-stop insane ranting at trolls, deep cover kf agents and the digital void? People here keep saying he's about to be thrown out and/or he's in deep shit etc. but is there actually anything to back that up? People who wrangle people like Lucas are used to a lot and won't call 911 because Lucas seems slightly more word-saladly than usual. He's just a 40 year old mentally ill man who's being put to pasture by the social security system. As long as he doesn't do anything dramatic, nothing dramatic will happen to him.
 
choice of considering him a lost cause, why give him a payee if they aren't going to stop his buying booze, giving away EBT etc?

The payee's responsibility is to make sure Lucas gets his bills paid. Rent, power, water. If he has internet, cable, or a phone bill they will pay these.
They usually partition money out into quarters, so you can only blow a week at a time.

Really there is only so much an agency like that can do to save Luke from himself.
If he demands all his monthly money at once, they will warn him of the consequences and give it to him.
 
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