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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Yea, I'm sure all the young honies/dudes are going to go sleepless regretting the town psycho is not getting any pussy and will die alone.
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More BS
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Lucas must really be craving a mandingo in his mouth.
Nobleman
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Just to report a Lucas sighting. Last night around 6:30 I came down on the escalator from the Top floor theater at the Riverfront Mall. After seeing a movie, I went into the food court—which shares a floor with AMC ticket kiosks—and while deciding to pick what I wanted, I saw Lucas in the back by the windows just sitting and staring drinking looking what appeared to be energy drinks.
Now what makes this quite a bit creepier is that there seemed to be an unusual amount of teenage girls getting food or getting movie tickets. I figured it was due to probably school being out for MLK the next day. But did Lucas actually schedule this in his creeper head, knowing that teen girls would be out at the mall due to having a school day off, so he decided to come down and leer?
It just really goes to show that his 18-24 mantra is not truthful, and he is more than willing to go younger...
Now what makes this quite a bit creepier is that there seemed to be an unusual amount of teenage girls getting food or getting movie tickets. I figured it was due to probably school being out for MLK the next day. But did Lucas actually schedule this in his creeper head, knowing that teen girls would be out at the mall due to having a school day off, so he decided to come down and leer?
It just really goes to show that his 18-24 mantra is not truthful, and he is more than willing to go younger...
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What I've heard from lesbians = I've seen this in porno videos.
The idea that all women are latently bisexual is a classic porn trope.
Also, that last pic looks like he has a turd in his mouth.
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He has always been willing to go younger. Never forget that creeper shot of him staring at teenage girls while wearing a long coat.
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Completely agree.
Suggested caption: Downs Lad about to be straitjacketed after eating his turds for the last time.
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You left out the part about putting pepper on the caviar. On the plus side at least it wasn't taco bell hot sauce he put on it
So....
He takes creepy pictures of himself that look like he is a mental patient in his shower
He goes on, yet again, about how he supposedly learns things from gay people (for a guy so adamant about not being gay he sure seems to associate with alot of gay people and claims to know alot about gay related stuff)
He claims 'lesbians told him' that if straight women give a woman a shot suddenly they'll realize they are attracted to women. That sounds an awful lot like one of those predatory lesbian types that don't take no for an answer, assuming all women are secretly lesbians 'held down by the patriarchy' and make a point of trying to 'convert' the straight ones. Funny thing that. Lucas claiming to talk to and hang around with other predatory types. Gee, i'm totally shocked he would gravitate to other predators
He apparently walks around the streets at night 'picking up litter' while staring at people outside of bars (gee I wonder why he got banned from them)
Nobleman said:
In canada we call those kinds of creeps 'mall monkeys.' They usually sit on benches around the dollar store and stare at the teen girls working there or by the food court watching all the teen girls eat lunch. Sounds about right for lucas
Nobleman said:
Its very intentional on his part i'd say
Nobleman said:
Indeed, though he already made that clear. The 18-24 stuff is fairly recent and only started going that high after he started taking too much flak from saying how much he wanted a 16 year old, the starbucks incident and the 15 year old grooming with a burrito incident. Not to mention the comments he made about his then 11 year old niece
Big Nasty said:
Indeed. It definitely comes from him watching porn. Not surprising he would watch lesbian porn, seeing as the idea of other men fucking the women he wants infuriates him
Also, cooney. What the fuck. I've never heard that term in my life. I happened to repeat it out loud when I read it, fiance overheard it and asked 'what was that about george clooney?'
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Well, he was the George Clooney of the Spokane club scene before he got banned from the clubs and bars. I always tried to imagine how cool he thought he looked sitting in the corner sipping on a whiskey. But really, there's no doubt he was just staring at young women really obviously the whole time because he admitted not only to doing that but to going home and jerking off five times thinking about them. It's not like he was a big spender either. I wouldn't want him at a club either if I was the owner.
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I like it when Lucas raps and memes. Wish he'd do more of that, and less drunken bloviating about capitalism on YouTube.
Boring, heard it before. Sing to us of the cock blocks and Lady Z. Please, Lucas.
Boring, heard it before. Sing to us of the cock blocks and Lady Z. Please, Lucas.
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He really is absolutely fucking revolting.
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He cannot possibly think those look seductive to straight women.
Or even to gay men, by and large. Those sausage pics are like something you'd find on grindr on the profile of some guy who describes himself as a "pig".
And even that guy would know not to use teeth.
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....lets not forget this is lucas....the guy who talked about chewing on a womans labia like roast beef until she 'squirted like spokane falls' or something to that effect. He doesn't know not to use teeth and i'd be very surprised to find out he actually had sex with any woman, including suzanne. Something about the way he talks about it sure makes me think he's bsing about that
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Lucas with the caviar is one of the best videos I've seen of him, nay any lolcow ever. The only word I have to describe it is alien. It is just not human behavior. One of the most comical things aside his motions and all, was the fucking ritz were roasted veggie flavor. Either Lucas has a palette worse than we thought (coming from capt cheesy cukes) or he just got them from a pantry because he's a fat pig who takes free food no matter where or what it is.
Him posting in the shower, makes perfect sense, remember he reads here, a lot and knows we know and point out he doesn't bathe. Lucas in his broken schizo lizard brain thinks this proves us wrong. You know that one kid who runs up to a corvette at a parking lot and takes a selfie to post on facebook? Yeah that weird kid, that's Lucas but he's not in middle school pretending to own a sports car, he's a 40 year old man lying about taking showers. The more you think about it, the funnier it gets.
I'm in no way shocked he just stares at little girls because that's what public fapping trench coat wearing stereotypical pedophiles do. It's so disgusting to think this man who's a bundle of nothing but hate and selfish behavior takes time in his busy day of taking things from food pantries and spending tax dollars to oogle children. Have you ever felt shame of an urge? Like a rough day at work, and you just need to hit the gym, or nap or to a tune Lucas knows get off. You know you need to say, do dishes but you just gotta jerk off first? You do your deed and then feel embarssed not that you fapped, but you took something so fleeting and empty over a task that has to be done. Lucas builds his entire fucking day around that with 0 shame. Hell this had to be a highlight of the fucking month for this window licker.
What I also find funny his made up LGBT friends, first he has no friends second the LGBT suffers(ed) from pedos trying to join in. The last thing a dude who likes dudes wants is someone saying hey I'm like you I jerk off to re runs of the rug rats show! He always calls everyone else a bigot but his made up gay friends are walking stereotypes of homosexuals. I'm looking forward to his story of his totally real black friend who picks cotton for a living and calls lucas Massa. Because we know he hates the niggos.
I'm really enjoying this latest spree of just uncanny valley of human life that is "the wern" I also assume, since he's fat he's digging in the trash for those hand ful of french fries that fell to the bottom of the bag, and counting it as a public service, when really he's stealing from the true and honest raccoons. For the life of me, I can't figure out why someone who doesn't bathe, rambles to himself, uses swear words non stop digging through garbage isn't welcome in the bar scene, aside you know, capitalism and all.
Him posting in the shower, makes perfect sense, remember he reads here, a lot and knows we know and point out he doesn't bathe. Lucas in his broken schizo lizard brain thinks this proves us wrong. You know that one kid who runs up to a corvette at a parking lot and takes a selfie to post on facebook? Yeah that weird kid, that's Lucas but he's not in middle school pretending to own a sports car, he's a 40 year old man lying about taking showers. The more you think about it, the funnier it gets.
I'm in no way shocked he just stares at little girls because that's what public fapping trench coat wearing stereotypical pedophiles do. It's so disgusting to think this man who's a bundle of nothing but hate and selfish behavior takes time in his busy day of taking things from food pantries and spending tax dollars to oogle children. Have you ever felt shame of an urge? Like a rough day at work, and you just need to hit the gym, or nap or to a tune Lucas knows get off. You know you need to say, do dishes but you just gotta jerk off first? You do your deed and then feel embarssed not that you fapped, but you took something so fleeting and empty over a task that has to be done. Lucas builds his entire fucking day around that with 0 shame. Hell this had to be a highlight of the fucking month for this window licker.
What I also find funny his made up LGBT friends, first he has no friends second the LGBT suffers(ed) from pedos trying to join in. The last thing a dude who likes dudes wants is someone saying hey I'm like you I jerk off to re runs of the rug rats show! He always calls everyone else a bigot but his made up gay friends are walking stereotypes of homosexuals. I'm looking forward to his story of his totally real black friend who picks cotton for a living and calls lucas Massa. Because we know he hates the niggos.
I'm really enjoying this latest spree of just uncanny valley of human life that is "the wern" I also assume, since he's fat he's digging in the trash for those hand ful of french fries that fell to the bottom of the bag, and counting it as a public service, when really he's stealing from the true and honest raccoons. For the life of me, I can't figure out why someone who doesn't bathe, rambles to himself, uses swear words non stop digging through garbage isn't welcome in the bar scene, aside you know, capitalism and all.
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Also, my phone keeps correcting his name from Lucas to Locust, so that's what I'm calling him now.
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Well, he is a plague, so...
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This one is so funny because in all of his more recent videos he screeches about "PROOF OR FUCK OFF" he opened this older stream saying he can't prove it before going on about a 16 year old being in love with him because she asked why he blocked "everyone in Spokane".
"I have TONS of 16 year old fans in Spokane because you stalkers stalk me everywhere. Would I date them? It's legal and I live in a liberal state. Should I date 16 year olds. Again, I'm a liberal so I think about this sort of thing, I can probably say I'd get away with it because it's legal."
If they make eye contact it's something to think about apparently, but wait until you're 18 honies because Spokane is conservative.
I swear the SNL skit The Creep was based off of Lucas.
This was the one where he claims 11 year olds at the mall flirt with him and everyone gets giggly eyed, but he doesn't respond because it'd "upset the status quo".
Then he goes with, "I can't prove it, YOU prove it" and who else isn't surprised that he doesn't know how burden of proof works and goes into, "It's like being a famous person!" he thought it would be "immature" to profess his love for 16 year old girls and...first, creep, you're a fucking creep.
Also, "the dudes" aren't trying to convince the women to stay with them and not fling themselves at you, they're making fun of you and likely encouraging them to flirt with you because they're trolling.
The amount of projecting he's doing in the video. All he has to do is say he'll date 16 yr olds and the girls would be lining up. 11 yr olds come up to him at the mall. It's obvious he goes to the mall to stalk the girls. As Nobleman saw, he'll stake out a place from which he can stalk and salivate over the teenage and little girls.
With Valentines day a few weeks away, he'll be on rage overload over not having a girlfriend and demanding for couples to give him one.
With Valentines day a few weeks away, he'll be on rage overload over not having a girlfriend and demanding for couples to give him one.
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When your thumb nail looks like both the missing link and a "florida man" mug shot, you know it's gonna be good, Lucas looks fatter, dirtier and less healthy than normal. I'm almost impressed. At this point his self destructive neglect is almost more work than basic hygine. Wow, the hardest Lukie boy has ever worked, is .... not cleaning himself.
Lucas uses social media, where nothing is private. Yet has to hide these girls? First off, they are cat fish, if anyone is even so bored to catfish this chuckle fuck. Secondly, anyone who knows lucas knows of his behaviors and would accept it. You know how say, someone really dislikes someones career line, politics etc? People accept the flak because of partner's love. So again, lizard brain doesn't understand how relationships work because, he's a dumb dumb.
If literally everyone in a large city hates you aside, customer service, maybe you're the problem? Lucas is selling the concept, liberals are all pedophiles and violent. He's doing a great job selling Bernie isn't he? His city allows lesbians to make out in public, even though it's a right wing hell hole.
Lucas admits he watches youtube all days (I assume teen girl yoga is his #1 search because his flop house probably blocks adult web sites) The eye contact means they want sex is just so confusing, I don't know if it's something he's stealing from PUA, his own autism or just his broken brain hoping. The only way liberals getting likes on facebook is saying the N word, if they are cute. I thought FB doesn't like the nigger word. Also, this all links back to thinks he likes or think that gets him something, is sexualized. Remember how he thought Bernie was a sex symbol because free shit.
Lucas figures women date and try to work their way up, but can't because they lack the value for a real alpha man. Unlike Lucas who wants to fuck a middle schooler and work his way down to Pre K. Only liberal women like George Cloony. 11 year olds come up to him. He's as big as the Beatles (the irony of the famous bigger than jesus quote comes to mind)
Lucas demands we get pictures of these girls swarming him, but we have pictures of him in public. He's always, fat, alone and creeping on younger women. There's no screaming fan club. 18 year olds are hot enough - Lucas.
Lucas goes to the mall because he's cold, like all real homeless/bums. Lucas claims if he was open with his pedophile behavior everyone would like him more. Lucas claims he's team night walk and he stumbles around trying to rape drunk women, I mean chat up girls at the night bars. The red faces they have are not sweating Lucas, it's a reaction from when turned up.
Lucas changes his story he won't steal girls anymore. Liberals don't want him to wear a shirt. I had to pause to laugh at this. Most guys are dumber than he is - a man who can't be trusted with real silverware or a fucking potty at 40. Smart people can't be good looking and vice versa. These people just do things in life.
He should hit on 16 year olds because teens want him, but he will ID you even though it's legal till your 18 because this makes no sense. He thinks he's John the Baptist whos gonna cum in a toddler. Everyone will be thankful after he rapes a kid, since it makes a slippery slope it's ok to molest kids.
He shouts out SOFLAW and the farms. Say my name senapai . We would dox this 16 year old. If Lucas knew this site (that he lurks on a lot and has posted on) he would know the kid is safe as we have a rule about anyone under 18, granted a soft rule but still. He's just lying to keep going with his lies.
Lucas has a slip and says he's not trying to date legal age chicks. Now he's back to saying he's not banned from the mall (just bars clubs in spokane) Lucas says Spokane has this huge circle of nearly 30 year old men fucking children, as long as you listen to rap music. This makes him a republican in ways.
Lucas says all the paterons at the Globe where he was banned, loved him and slanders the club a lot. He calls other people incels. He doesn't even own up to his social problems the chicken shit he is and claims he respekt wahman too much to hit on them. The things and story he tries to spin about him being banned from the Globe just shows how little he knows about social interaction or life it self. It's far from uncommon to take a picture with a friend, or group at a bar/club. You won't get chucked hell bar tenders now a days in the social media generation double as photographers lol. If you take creep shots you get bounced. In no way would the security just wander up to you and say hey you and your girl took a selfie, you have to leave. No, he was creeping on girls who found him gross and scary and reported him, or the club's employees saw the danger he presented and chucked tubbo.
Lucas the pedophile wants mature girls, he's just worried he's a chicken shit. Lucas claims 18-21 year old girls date guys on EBT and lack credit cards looking and acting like him . If this is true Spokane is not a city but an insane asylum for the state of WA. This makes me think Lucas knows he's lying a bit but also, his ego is so massive, he really doesn't see how fat and dirty of a person he is. I'm sure like anywhere else in the world most people are, medium build middle class. you know average for a reason.
Lucas now banned from bars/clubs just hangs out near bars to skeev on girls. Liberals are ok with this. Chris Hansen is right wing. Only Republicans show off charity - a man who throws pepperoni on hobos. In Texas more girls would date him.
Fuck me my brain is broken from watching this shit.
Lucas uses social media, where nothing is private. Yet has to hide these girls? First off, they are cat fish, if anyone is even so bored to catfish this chuckle fuck. Secondly, anyone who knows lucas knows of his behaviors and would accept it. You know how say, someone really dislikes someones career line, politics etc? People accept the flak because of partner's love. So again, lizard brain doesn't understand how relationships work because, he's a dumb dumb.
If literally everyone in a large city hates you aside, customer service, maybe you're the problem? Lucas is selling the concept, liberals are all pedophiles and violent. He's doing a great job selling Bernie isn't he? His city allows lesbians to make out in public, even though it's a right wing hell hole.
Lucas admits he watches youtube all days (I assume teen girl yoga is his #1 search because his flop house probably blocks adult web sites) The eye contact means they want sex is just so confusing, I don't know if it's something he's stealing from PUA, his own autism or just his broken brain hoping. The only way liberals getting likes on facebook is saying the N word, if they are cute. I thought FB doesn't like the nigger word. Also, this all links back to thinks he likes or think that gets him something, is sexualized. Remember how he thought Bernie was a sex symbol because free shit.
Lucas figures women date and try to work their way up, but can't because they lack the value for a real alpha man. Unlike Lucas who wants to fuck a middle schooler and work his way down to Pre K. Only liberal women like George Cloony. 11 year olds come up to him. He's as big as the Beatles (the irony of the famous bigger than jesus quote comes to mind)
Lucas demands we get pictures of these girls swarming him, but we have pictures of him in public. He's always, fat, alone and creeping on younger women. There's no screaming fan club. 18 year olds are hot enough - Lucas.
Lucas goes to the mall because he's cold, like all real homeless/bums. Lucas claims if he was open with his pedophile behavior everyone would like him more. Lucas claims he's team night walk and he stumbles around trying to rape drunk women, I mean chat up girls at the night bars. The red faces they have are not sweating Lucas, it's a reaction from when turned up.
Lucas changes his story he won't steal girls anymore. Liberals don't want him to wear a shirt. I had to pause to laugh at this. Most guys are dumber than he is - a man who can't be trusted with real silverware or a fucking potty at 40. Smart people can't be good looking and vice versa. These people just do things in life.
He should hit on 16 year olds because teens want him, but he will ID you even though it's legal till your 18 because this makes no sense. He thinks he's John the Baptist whos gonna cum in a toddler. Everyone will be thankful after he rapes a kid, since it makes a slippery slope it's ok to molest kids.
He shouts out SOFLAW and the farms. Say my name senapai . We would dox this 16 year old. If Lucas knew this site (that he lurks on a lot and has posted on) he would know the kid is safe as we have a rule about anyone under 18, granted a soft rule but still. He's just lying to keep going with his lies.
Lucas has a slip and says he's not trying to date legal age chicks. Now he's back to saying he's not banned from the mall (just bars clubs in spokane) Lucas says Spokane has this huge circle of nearly 30 year old men fucking children, as long as you listen to rap music. This makes him a republican in ways.
Lucas says all the paterons at the Globe where he was banned, loved him and slanders the club a lot. He calls other people incels. He doesn't even own up to his social problems the chicken shit he is and claims he respekt wahman too much to hit on them. The things and story he tries to spin about him being banned from the Globe just shows how little he knows about social interaction or life it self. It's far from uncommon to take a picture with a friend, or group at a bar/club. You won't get chucked hell bar tenders now a days in the social media generation double as photographers lol. If you take creep shots you get bounced. In no way would the security just wander up to you and say hey you and your girl took a selfie, you have to leave. No, he was creeping on girls who found him gross and scary and reported him, or the club's employees saw the danger he presented and chucked tubbo.
Lucas the pedophile wants mature girls, he's just worried he's a chicken shit. Lucas claims 18-21 year old girls date guys on EBT and lack credit cards looking and acting like him . If this is true Spokane is not a city but an insane asylum for the state of WA. This makes me think Lucas knows he's lying a bit but also, his ego is so massive, he really doesn't see how fat and dirty of a person he is. I'm sure like anywhere else in the world most people are, medium build middle class. you know average for a reason.
Lucas now banned from bars/clubs just hangs out near bars to skeev on girls. Liberals are ok with this. Chris Hansen is right wing. Only Republicans show off charity - a man who throws pepperoni on hobos. In Texas more girls would date him.
Fuck me my brain is broken from watching this shit.