Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Wouldn’t be surprised at all to find out DC was Evie the crazy bitch with her finger on the block button. The only other Lucas ALog that comes to mind that is that pathetic is Ben Palmer and in the past he has enlisted the help of women to troll Lucas.

ETA - His auditory hallucinations are still there.

So.... I assume this is what a night in lucas's fartbox is like for him then:

Sounds about right

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Is it just me or is he yelling a whole lot louder in his videos lately?
It's like he's trying to talk through the walls.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's hallucinating the voices of "agephobes" around him and he literally thinks he's arguing back at them.

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas called the cops because he’s jealous his neighbor is getting laid

 

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Careful, Lucas. Snitches get stitches. How fucking dumb do you have to be to publicly admit to ratting out a drug dealer, either rightly or wrongly, that lives in your own building? Would be a shame if someone dug through police reports to find out who the neighbor is...

ETA: some of the hazmat avatars really work well and are pretty amusing.

 

[Too Old for Wern]

Is it a hidden group or something? Everytime i search The Society for Analysis of Lucas A Werner or sofalaw, i get Zilch

May you have more luck than I did trying to find a way into the SOFALAW group. I don’t feel like it is looked on acceptably here. I posted here a couple of times last year trying to get connected to someone who would admit me and got nowhere other than totally laughed at by the KF members.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

[QUOTE="Rescuetoast, post: 5923235, member: 22321"


If you search her name in the group you can see a few comment threads from people like “wtf is this shit anyway” and the admin getting aggressively defensive of her for very vague reasons. Just a weird ass situation honestly.

Is it a hidden group or something? Everytime i search The Society for Analysis of Lucas A Werner or sofalaw, i get Zilch
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I had the same exact question a couple days ago. I googled SOFALAW and redditted it to no avail. If you ever find out what it is, please PM me.

 

[Trainwreck]

May you have more luck than I did trying to find a way into the SOFALAW group. I don’t feel like it is looked on acceptably here. I posted here a couple of times last year trying to get connected to someone who would admit me and got nowhere other than totally laughed at by the KF members.

You aren't missing anything. I was in it for awhile and left the group because is a huge waste of time.

ETA I think its funny it's a "secret" group. They really seem to think they are something special. Case in point....Evie/dreamchaser.

 

[WonderWino]

Careful, Lucas. Snitches get stitches. How fucking dumb do you have to be to publicly admit to ratting out a drug dealer, either rightly or wrongly, that lives in your own building? Would be a shame if someone dug through police reports to find out who the neighbor is...

ETA: some of the hazmat avatars really work well and are pretty amusing.
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LOL Indeed they do. and if anything this only proves lucas is an even bigger idiot than we thought. Its blatantly obvious it had absolutely nothing to do with the drugs, lucas called the cops out of jealousy over his neighbor fucking non existent teen girls and his rage finally boiling over because of it. How would lucas even know what his neighbors are doing in their rooms anyway. Even even admits that himself, he says he was 'pretty sure' about the meth. In other words never actually saw it happen

But thats irrelevant to the point that he flat out admits his real reason at the end, it was the 'cutest 20 something chicks' the fact that he said that at all speaks for itself. He's stupider than a bag of rocks and thinks nobody will figure out the real reason. What a vindictive little prick, even for lucas thats pushing it.

and like you said, publicly admitting to reporting your neighbor as a drug dealer isn't a smart move. If anything he is risking provoking a really, really bad situation for himself and one he won't be able to run to the building manager or even the cops to fix for him. Stupid behavior like this is how idiots get themselves killed. His neighbor will find out about it sooner or later even if he doesn't see the post. At best lucas may have just set in motion a series of events that will get his ass kicked out if a fight breaks out and lucas is found out to have provoked it by calling the cops on the guy.

and you can really see how lucas's thought process works with this. Even as a dumbass snitch he didn't handle things the way a reasonable person would by simply reporting it to the building manager or whoever it is thats in charge there. He called the cops personally to get the guy in shit. So he is showing its a personal thing with him, and its personal because its not about the drugs, its about the imaginary women lucas is jealous over. Like I said earlier. That said, if he will report a drug dealer like that and seeing as he already claimed tons of people in the building are supposedly engaged in similar relationships with the women he wants, I can see him reporting other people as well. If he does it'll start something and get him in shit sooner or later.

and i'll bet you that is exactly his plan: he knows he can't find his women on the street or around spokane, can't meet them online, thinks he sees groups of them in the wild he can't do anything about, and sees them in his own building with everyone else, so i'll say it now - his newest big brained plan here is to report people in the building who have the women he wants because he thinks if he gets them booted out or whatever that those women will have nobody left to turn to except for him. Mark my words that is his plan here i'd bet good money on it. It fits his mindset exactly

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas called the cops because he’s jealous his neighbor is getting laid

If the guy really is dealing meth he probably isn't going to take too kindly to snitches.

Like I said earlier. That said, if he will report a drug dealer like that and seeing as he already claimed tons of people in the building are supposedly engaged in similar relationships with the women he wants, I can see him reporting other people as well.

The place is full of ex-cons and presumably some of them are still up to their old tricks. A snitch will not be well received to say the least. He is doing one of the few incredibly stupid things he can do to end up in a potter's field real soon.

 

[Da Dude123]

Oh, the exceptionalism! What a dumb cow! I am seriously surprised in a building full of ex cons that Lucas has not got his ass kicked. Especially, if there are any black guys that have heard him use the word "nigga". That is another possibility when Lucas had a black eye. He may have been confronted about his constant shouting of the word nigga and got socked for it. Him being the liberal socialist, probably would not want to talk about that.

And admiting to calling the cops on your neighbors on Facebook? Not smart at all. And putting that stupid selfie with it. True lol cow here, folks!

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[Rogowski]

SOFALAW is pretty boring these days anyways since the no contact rule was implemented. I share what I can here that I don’t already see posted the only blind spot I have on lucas is his Instagram as he went private.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I think its funny it's a "secret" group. They really seem to think they are something special. Case in point....Evie/dreamchaser.

I think it's at high risk of reporting/deletion for 'harassment' or whatever nebulously-enforced policy social media companies increasingly begin enforcing, at least if it's unlisted you're less likely for random spergs (or Lucas) to try to be the big activist.

 

[mothman96]

SOFALAW is pretty boring these days anyways since the no contact rule was implemented. I share what I can here that I don’t already see posted the only blind spot I have on lucas is his Instagram as he went private.

The no contact rule was implemented due to what the person "in the know" posted about Lucas's situation. Now knowing Evie is DC/Telomerase Collector, I'm still wondering if the person "in the know" at SOFALAW is Evie or an alias she's using.

 

[Rogowski]

The no contact rule was implemented due to what the person "in the know" posted about Lucas's situation. Now knowing Evie is DC/Telomerase Collector, I'm still wondering if the person "in the know" at SOFALAW is Evie or an alias she's using.

I have a strong hunch the insiders of SOFALAW have a smaller group where they discuss the group and other information they don’t want public. I don’t say that to be malicious but most large FB groups have smaller admin groups to discuss internal matters.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I feel the mood of this thread is something like:

A pit of hungry, autistic alligators watching a fat, fucked up tard dangling above them from a badly frayed rope.

Consensus is we're waiting for something horrible to happen, that'll amuse us. Right?

I find myself scrutinizing his output for further signs of degeneration, speculating on when and why he'll freak out. The freak out seems given. Inevitable.

Wishful thinking?

I'm trying to limit my expectations and just appreciate the stupidity that Lucas offers.

 

[DeletedSoul]

I have a strong hunch the insiders of SOFALAW have a smaller group where they discuss the group and other information they don’t want public. I don’t say that to be malicious but most large FB groups have smaller admin groups to discuss internal matters.

Your hunch is correct.

However, Evie is not our source for the no contact rule.

Honestly, Evie's just as much of a cryptid to the admins as everyone else. When she started blocking people/getting really weird we tried to reach out to her to make sense of it, but didn't get far. Then one day she up and left the group, so I shrugged and left it all alone.

And while SOFALAW may be "boring," I don't think it's because of the no harassment rule, Rogowski. I think Lucas just hasn't done anything interesting for a couple of weeks, but that appears to be on the cusp of changing now that he's trying to SWAT neighbors for getting laid.

 

[Trainwreck]

It's been interesting to watch Lucas reee and throw his fits for the past few years about not getting young pussy. What he is absolutely incapable of doing or speaking about is actual events that take place in real time in this world. Ie, Kobe Bryant. I'm sure he has no idea who this man is, and could give a fuck bc his young daughter is not trying to suck his microdick. He cannot talk about anything other than himself or what he wants.

 

[Rogowski]

The comments from his narc post. He thinks weed is best from a dispensary. Probably because he’s scared of having to deal with an actual pot dealer.

 

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The comments from his narc post. He thinks weed is best from a dispensary. Probably because he’s scared of having to deal with an actual pot dealer.

I guess you could say it's "better" from a dispensary due to selection and quality control, but it's not cheaper, and you have to dox yourself to the dispensary/government.

 

[Rogowski]

I guess you could say it's "better" from a dispensary due to selection and quality control, but it's not cheaper, and you have to dox yourself to the dispensary/government.

Some states won’t let you own guns if you have a weed card so there’s that too.